What phrases really mean

[FlaGator]

I heard this the other day and it cracked me up. Does anyone know more?

What is said: "She has a great personality once you get to know her."

Really means: "She's a bitch but you'll get use to her."

[Gina]

It's really too bad, she's got such a pretty face. = she's hideously fat

[NJCardFan]

She's really nice = She is often mistaken for an escaped gorilla

[JoeKwonDo]

She's not half bad...

It's probably more like 75%

[Hubie]

Do you like her?/Do you think she's nice? = If you say anything positive about her, I will murder you on the spot.