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07-04-2012, 10:50 PM
- I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica –where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.





You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!

I fell for it, too.

Rockntractor
07-04-2012, 10:56 PM
Just for that I'm telling your wife to hide your Metimucel!

Retread
07-05-2012, 12:42 PM
Just for that I'm telling your wife to hide your Metimucel!

Haven't needed that since the gall bladder came out back in '99.

Odysseus
07-05-2012, 08:32 PM
Haven't needed that since the gall bladder came out back in '99.

In that case, he'll tell her where you hide your Viagra. :evil-grin:

Rockntractor
07-05-2012, 08:37 PM
In that case, he'll tell her where you hide your Viagra. :evil-grin:

He would roll out of bed without it!http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/afraid/smileys-afraid-494036.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

Retread
07-05-2012, 11:06 PM
She's accused me of hiding some around here but since she pays the mail'm in bills and hasn't seen an invoice or Rx she is sorta without evidence.

Gina
07-06-2012, 04:30 PM
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