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FlaGator
07-23-2012, 06:37 PM
I found this and it really amused me...

You are a Liberal if you have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

You are a liberal you are against capital punishment but for abortion on demand — in short you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

You are a Liberal if you believe that the same public school teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex and morals.

You are a Liberal if you believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

You are a Liberal if you believe that all criminals can be successfully rehabilitated after a short prison stay if only enough funds were available.

You are a Liberal if you believe that forcing able bodied people to work for a living is immoral while allowing such people to live a life of leisure on public welfare is fair and equitable.

You are a Liberal if you believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the brilliance of the sun and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.


You are a Liberal if you believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.


You are a Liberal if you believe that a mother staying at home with the children is unfulfilled while children who get little at home supervision can depend on the public schools to substitute for parents.

You are a Liberal if you believe that if individual is put on death row by a jury and later found innocent then the death penalty is evil and should not ever be used again.

You are a Liberal if you believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

You are a Liberal if you believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You are a Liberal if you believe there was no art before federal funding.

You are a Liberal if you believe that it is OK for a politician to distort the facts in order to influence people and gain a political objective.

You are a Liberal if you believe that politicians can have low moral character and still be great leaders.

You are a Liberal if you believe the military not inept politicians start wars.

You are a Liberal if you believe the NRA is bad because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution while the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

You are a Liberal if you believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t.

You are a Liberal if you believe conservatives are racists but that black people couldn’t make it without your help.

You are a Liberal if you believe the all defense contractors are evil and vile scum but it’s okay to work for them and collect a healthy paycheck — as long as you despise what they represent.

Found Here (http://www.dividedstates.com/are-you-a-liberal-read-to-find-out-the-liberals-creed-what-liberals-believe/)

Retread
07-23-2012, 09:25 PM
Top 12 Reasons (http://politicaloutcast.com/2012/07/top-12-reasons-to-vote-for-a-democrat/#.UARIqOadMmM.email) to Vote for a Democrat

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, give them this list.

1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.

2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted for a Democrat because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves.

5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I donít start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.

6. I voted for a Democrat because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that itís better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.

11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised ďHOPE AND CHANGE.Ē

12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in the sand that itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view.

Wibbins
07-24-2012, 11:07 AM
You might be a liberal if you think an adult can't tell their kid no when there's a happy meal commercial on, yet think an under-aged girl should be able to get an abortion without parental consent.

You might be a liberal if you think our war in Iran was illegal, yet believe we should be doing more in Syria, Libya, Egypt etc. (McCain *shake fist*)

You might be a liberal if you think women are still oppressed in America, yet you encourage muslim cultures to flourish because they're a protected minority even though they do everything you hate i.e killing gays, killing rape victims.

You might be a liberal if you think the government really has your best interest at heart.



Let's keep this list going guys:biggrin-new:

NJCardFan
07-24-2012, 01:26 PM
You might be a liberal if you think an adult can't tell their kid no when there's a happy meal commercial on, yet think an under-aged girl should be able to get an abortion without parental consent.

You might be a liberal if you think our war in Iran was illegal, yet believe we should be doing more in Syria, Libya, Egypt etc. (McCain *shake fist*)

You might be a liberal if you think women are still oppressed in America, yet you encourage muslim cultures to flourish because they're a protected minority even though they do everything you hate i.e killing gays, killing rape victims.

You might be a liberal if you think the government really has your best interest at heart.



Let's keep this list going guys:biggrin-new:
Don't you mean Iraq? That said...

You might be a liberal if you believe that the government should get bigger taking on healthcare and such and yet you complain that this country is a police state when you protest about what you are entitled to.

You might be a liberal if you believe that entrepreneurs didn't invest in the infrastructure that led to the success of their businesses but believe that Obama earned every bit of his Nobel Peace Prize.