View Full Version : Roundhouse kick to the lib congress

06-10-2008, 04:12 PM
From Chuck Norris, he is endorsing the petition from Newt about using our resources!

Kick in the head (http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/ChuckNorris/2008/06/10/congress,_get_off_your_gas,_and_drill)

Congress, Get Off Your Gas, and Drill
By Chuck Norris

Last Thursday, oil prices increased $5.50 per barrel in one day. Last Friday marked the biggest single-day surge in oil price history, rocketing $11 more to $138 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. In just two days, oil costs increased 13 percent.

Average Americans literally are driving to the poorhouse on financial fumes. With gas at $4 per gallon, roughly two cars in every household, and the average annual gas usage at 700 gallons, you do the math. Americans are being forced to use their hard-earned money that once put food in their stomachs to put petroleum in their tanks and to drive the exact same distances they drove a decade ago for four to five times the price.

As oil and gas prices skyrocket, Congress continues to play the blame game. In April 2006, with the Democrats poised to take over Congress with Nancy Pelosi at the helm, she released a statement saying, "With skyrocketing gas prices, it is clear that the American people can no longer afford the Republican Rubber Stamp Congress." She followed that with a commitment, "Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices by cracking down on price gouging." So, has the Democrats' common-sense plan worked? Average gas prices were about $2.50 a gallon at the time. Now they're $4 a gallon and rising. Some crackdown plan.

Look at the energy chaos that our government has allowed. While we remain at the mercy of oil companies, cartels and OPEC, our government has tied the hands of states and citizens to tap even temporary energy relief from our own land. Here are a few key vistas on the oil and energy landscape:

-- Though we have more oil in the shale of Colorado, Utah and Wyoming than there is in the Middle East (800 billion barrels), liberals and environmentalists have made it illegal to touch it.

-- It's illegal to drill in northern Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge or off the coasts of Florida or California.

-- It's illegal to explore the Atlantic Ocean for oil.

-- It's illegal to explore the Pacific Ocean for oil.

-- We're not receiving leases anymore to drill in the Gulf of Mexico, while China, Venezuela and Cuba are.

-- We haven't built an oil refinery in more than 30 years and have reduced in half those we have.

-- American airlines are in danger of going out of business.

-- American truckers are being stranded on the sides of roads.

-- American commuters are going bankrupt trying to travel back and forth to work and are being forced to work locally for lower wages. Continued...

06-10-2008, 05:10 PM
Speaking of Chuck Norris, the Washington Post's competition this week was to contribute more "Chuck Norris is so tough...." statements.

(Scroll down to get to the results from "week 764")

Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris does not buy hurricane insurance. Hurricanes buy Chuck Norris insurance.

Little Chuckie Norris didn't cry when Bambi's mom died -- he got hungry.

Chuck Norris doesn't surf the Internet -- he walks on it.

Chuck Norris could win "Dancing with the Stars" with Ruth Bader Ginsburg as his partner.

Chuck Norris can eat an egg and poop out a live chicken.

Only three people have called Chuck Norris "Charlie" -- and he turned them into angels.

If Chuck Norris were French, then . . . oh, let's face it, Chuck Norris could never be French.

06-10-2008, 05:41 PM
Those are always good, I had a bunch of them in our old humor forum. But all kidding aside it would be something to watch him give ole Pelosi and Reed a good roundhouse kick into tomorow! :D

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Puro Fan
06-11-2008, 11:19 AM
Sorry to thread jack, but . . .

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.