Joke

[patriot45]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!

[Zeus]

My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

Economic Lession #1:
Recession: When your neighbor looses his job.
Depression: When you loose your job.
Recovery: When Obama looses HIS job.