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MountainMan
11-01-2012, 10:40 PM
Okay, my wife has told me several times to stop worrying over the upcoming election so to do that I have come up with several election night predictions to help keep my mind occupied. Here we go:

1. There will be at LEAST two MSNBC hosts shedding tears when Romney is called the winner. I suspect it will be Chris Mathews and Lawrence O'Donnell. Maddow won't cry because she is more manly than the rest of them.

2. DU will be at DEFCON 5 by 1400 EST. When Romney is declared the winner, at least one PROMINENT DU poster will be tombstoned for starting an "I told you so" thread.

3. At least once during the night, you will be able to see Megan Kelly's nipple's protruding thru her blouse. (At least I will anyways)

4. When Obama loses, he will NOT call Romney and congratulate him.

5. There will be at least 7 threads started in the "Best/Worst" forum of people claiming that they are packing up and moving out of the US.

6. Romney wins Ohio 53-47.

7. SLW is going to have to medicate SR because he is going to be up all night posting in the Best/Worst forum.

Ok, there are some of my predictions. What are yours?

Swampfox
11-01-2012, 10:54 PM
Romney wins 285-253. (or loses 271-267 if Obama wins Ohio, but I think Romney will squeak it out)
Democrats keep control of the Senate 51-49. Thanks to Todd Akin.
The House stays more or less the same. (Republicans in control with roughly 238-244 seats)

The second two predictions are mostly on gut. The first one is my own analysis of the polling, which is kind of all over the map and depends on which turnout model is correct.

If Obama does lose, someone at MSNBC will say it's because of racism within the first 15 minutes after the election is called.

Elspeth
11-01-2012, 10:58 PM
Okay, my wife has told me several times to stop worrying over the upcoming election so to do that I have come up with several election night predictions to help keep my mind occupied. Here we go:

1. There will be at LEAST two MSNBC hosts shedding tears when Romney is called the winner. I suspect it will be Chris Mathews and Lawrence O'Donnell. Maddow won't cry because she is more manly than the rest of them.

I say Chris Matthews will have a complete psychotic break and be carted away to NYU hospital. Ed Schultz will start auditioning to be a replacement host for Rush Limbaugh.




3. At least once during the night, you will be able to see Megan Kelly's nipple's protruding thru her blouse. (At least I will anyways)


And Anderson Cooper's nipples (if you're watching CNN).




5. There will be at least 7 threads started in the "Best/Worst" forum of people claiming that they are packing up and moving out of the US.

Each thread will have at least one reply saying "Don't let the door hitcha in the ass on the way out."



My own prediction:

1. Twitter will explode with tweets attacking the "racism" of the United States and lots of specific threats in specific cities will be made by dumb asses hopped up on Voli Vodka, Red Bull, and blunts dipped in cough syrup.

2. LAPD will do extra "community policing."

NJCardFan
11-01-2012, 11:26 PM
1) Calls of voter disenfranchisement will be deafening.
2) Calls of racism will follow mere minutes later.
3) No matter the margin of victory, the left will believe the GOP stole the election.
4) If Romney should win the popular vote but lose the electoral vote(which is a strong possibility) the left will all of a sudden be a fan of the electoral process.
5) If Romney wins, Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews, Rachael Maddow, and the rest of the loons at BSNBC will all be getting Adavan shots.

SaintLouieWoman
11-01-2012, 11:33 PM
Okay, my wife has told me several times to stop worrying over the upcoming election so to do that I have come up with several election night predictions to help keep my mind occupied. Here we go:

1. There will be at LEAST two MSNBC hosts shedding tears when Romney is called the winner. I suspect it will be Chris Mathews and Lawrence O'Donnell. Maddow won't cry because she is more manly than the rest of them.

2. DU will be at DEFCON 5 by 1400 EST. When Romney is declared the winner, at least one PROMINENT DU poster will be tombstoned for starting an "I told you so" thread.

3. At least once during the night, you will be able to see Megan Kelly's nipple's protruding thru her blouse. (At least I will anyways)

4. When Obama loses, he will NOT call Romney and congratulate him.

5. There will be at least 7 threads started in the "Best/Worst" forum of people claiming that they are packing up and moving out of the US.

6. Romney wins Ohio 53-47.

7. SLW is going to have to medicate SR because he is going to be up all night posting in the Best/Worst forum.

Ok, there are some of my predictions. What are yours?

He won't stay up all night. He usually signs off early, but sure he'll stay up later than usual, especially if Romney wins. :biggrin-new:

Gloating is so much fun, sure beats losing.

And I agree, Obama won't call Romney and be a good sport if he loses. Or worse yet, he can pull a Gore and make the concession, then rescind it. :rolleyes:

Apocalypse
11-02-2012, 12:24 AM
Okay, my wife has told me several times to stop worrying over the upcoming election so to do that I have come up with several election night predictions to help keep my mind occupied. Here we go:

1. There will be at LEAST two MSNBC hosts shedding tears when Romney is called the winner. I suspect it will be Chris Mathews and Lawrence O'Donnell. Maddow won't cry because she is more manly than the rest of them.I expect to see every one ether shedding tears or fighting them off. Some will be too distraught to continue with the broadcast.


2. DU will be at DEFCON 5 by 1400 EST. When Romney is declared the winner, at least one PROMINENT DU poster will be tombstoned for starting an "I told you so" thread.DU will be on lock-down starting 2 hours before election day. (Members Only) By noon, some of the earliest "Voter Fraud" post will be taking hold to the site. By the time some of the state returns are coming in, too many will be heavily medicated or in need of it.


3. At least once during the night, you will be able to see Megan Kelly's nipple's protruding thru her blouse. (At least I will anyways)The Fox girls will all be sporting some nice outfits.


4. When Obama loses, he will NOT call Romney and congratulate him.Not only will he not congratulate him, but will contest a few states.


5. There will be at least 7 threads started in the "Best/Worst" forum of people claiming that they are packing up and moving out of the US. With about the same number of threads covering Nadia and Pitt, each giving their experties on the election night and opinion.


6. Romney wins Ohio 53-47.I'll go a little closer and say 51/49


7. SLW is going to have to medicate SR because he is going to be up all night posting in the Best/Worst forum.

Ok, there are some of my predictions. What are yours?

I'll add.

1. Chris Mathews last night broadcasting is Nov. 6th. "Retiring" for personal reasons. Real reason, he lost it on live TV and was encouraged to quit.

2. Least one MSNBC segment during live broadcast is interrupted due to the behavior of the host and handed over to another.

3. Least 1 DUmmy pops in here to post some pissed rant.

4. Few of us get any sleep.

5. CNN or MSNBC calls at-least one race for Obama like 2000 Florida

Bailey
11-02-2012, 06:21 AM
Romney wins 285-253. (or loses 271-267 if Obama wins Ohio, but I think Romney will squeak it out)
Democrats keep control of the Senate 51-49. Thanks to Todd Akin.
The House stays more or less the same. (Republicans in control with roughly 238-244 seats)

The second two predictions are mostly on gut. The first one is my own analysis of the polling, which is kind of all over the map and depends on which turnout model is correct.

If Obama does lose, someone at MSNBC will say it's because of racism within the first 15 minutes after the election is called.



You mean Defcon 1, 5 means at peace :D

obx
11-02-2012, 09:06 AM
Tell me about Megan Kelly's nipple again.

Bailey
11-02-2012, 09:07 AM
Tell me about Megan Kelly's nipple again.

She was once very hot but she got less hot for some reason, i guess having kids does that to you :D

Arroyo_Doble
11-02-2012, 10:13 AM
1. Obama wins 294-244

2. The networks hold off calling Virginia and Ohio as long as they possibly can

3. Florida is called relatively quickly because Romney wins it

4. Brit Hume is pissed

5. The Tea Party gets the blame for Democrats holding the Senate (even thought the problem is Evangelicals)

6. Romney shows incredible equipoise with his concession speech

7. The eruption of celebration heard throughout the nation will be attributed to our country cheering the president's re-election but really, it will be a collective feeling that we are glad this fucking thing is over and the first guy that says "2016," gets punched in the nose

m00
11-02-2012, 10:23 AM
As much as I want Obama to lose (if nothing else, than to be able to read DU), my prediction is that Obama is going to win. Media will be self-congratulatory... the narrative they wanted to tell was able to happen with their heavy-handed intervention. RNC leadership will double-down, make it their mission to get nothing passed in 4 years and will be divided on whether they want the 2016 nominee to be more like McCain, more like W. Bush, or another Romney.

SarasotaRepub
11-02-2012, 10:24 AM
Whatever the outcome, CU & DU are going to be a blast!!! :thumbsup:

Arroyo_Doble
11-02-2012, 10:27 AM
As much as I want Obama to lose (if nothing else, than to be able to read DU), my prediction is that Obama is going to win. Media will be self-congratulatory... the narrative they wanted to tell was able to happen with their heavy-handed intervention. RNC leadership will double-down, make it their mission to get nothing passed in 4 years and will be divided on whether they want the 2016 nominee to be more like McCain, more like W. Bush, or another Romney.

It will be Mitch McConnell's mission to make sure Obama is a two term president.

LukeEDay
11-02-2012, 10:27 AM
I am going to be watching MSNBC, it is going to be beautiful. I can't wait to see it ...

1) Chris Matthews will have a major meltdown

2) Ed Shultz will go off in a half hour screaming tangent about how bad the country is

3) Lawrence O'donnel will announce that he biggest winner of the night is obama

4) Rachel 'Butch' Madcow will announce her sex change operation while holding back the tears of distraught over obama losing

5) Al Sharpton will compare obama losing to the assassination of MLK, and state that the whole country is racist. He will have Jesse Jackson as a special guest to seal his accusation.

6) Bishar will announce that he is 'FINALLY' going back to his home land

7) Joe Scarborough will try to keep his conservative face (Even though everyone knows that he is a fake conservative) and tell the whole panel that he told hem so. At that point the President of MSNBC will publicly announce the firing of Joe.

8) The President of MSNBC will jump off the roof of the building in a suicide that was brought on by deep emotional issues over his hero losing.

9) I agree that obama will not contest it. He will also not call Romney to congratulate him. Mooch-elle will also be 'FINALLY' filling for that divorce she has been longing for.

As for the win? Romney will win it with 272 EV over obama's 266 EV.

Molon Labe
11-02-2012, 10:27 AM
Unfortunately I think Obama wins this. 274 to 254. or something akin to that. Ohio and Virginia go to Obama.

Reasons:

The GOP disenfrachised alot of caucus goers early in the year and split the party. You don't fuck your voting base during a GE. Cost: 2%-5% voting

Romney as the choice. He is a NE liberal who ran to the LEFT of Ted Kennedy for cripes sake...... You have to unite your base. Electing RINOs isn't the key to victory. The GOP learned nothing from McCain in 08'.

The Hurricane bounce is going Obama's way. It's unfortunate that a disaster can help a candidate. Had this happened earlier in the year and the government response been horrible, Obama would have been defeated.

Bailey
11-02-2012, 10:28 AM
It will be Mitch McConnell's mission to make sure Obama is a two term president.

If Romney wins you'll be no where to be found right?

linda22003
11-02-2012, 10:29 AM
Tell me about Megan Kelly's nipple again.

Ah, so you also noticed that he thinks she only has one. :smile-new:

Bailey
11-02-2012, 10:29 AM
Unfortunately I think Obama wins this. 274 to 254. or something akin to that. Ohio and Virginia go to Obama.

Reasons:

The GOP disenfrachised alot of caucus goers early in the year and split the party. You don't fuck your voting base during a GE. Cost: 2%-5% voting

Romney as the choice. He is a NE liberal who ran to the LEFT of Ted Kennedy for cripes sake...... You have to unite your base. Electing RINOs isn't the key to victory. The GOP learned nothing from McCain in 08'.

The Hurricane bounce is going Obama's way. It's unfortunate that a disaster can help a candidate. Had this happened earlier in the year and the government response been horrible, Obama would have been defeated.


Ya and the above will happen when people vote for a stupid third party.

LukeEDay
11-02-2012, 10:30 AM
Unfortunately I think Obama wins this. 274 to 254. or something akin to that. Ohio and Virginia go to Obama.

Reasons:

The GOP disenfrachised alot of caucus goers early in the year and split the party. You don't fuck your voting base during a GE. Cost: 2%-5% voting

Romney as the choice. He is a NE liberal who ran to the LEFT of Ted Kennedy for cripes sake...... You have to unite your base. Electing RINOs isn't the key to victory. The GOP learned nothing from McCain in 08'.

The Hurricane bounce is going Obama's way. It's unfortunate that a disaster can help a candidate. Had this happened earlier in the year and the government response been horrible, Obama would have been defeated.

Well since you will be voting for obama, there will be one more vote his way..

Arroyo_Doble
11-02-2012, 10:31 AM
If Romney wins you'll be no where to be found right?

Just the opposite. If Obama wins, I will be nowhere to be found.

Rockntractor
11-02-2012, 10:39 AM
Gratuitous Happy dance preview.
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Molon Labe
11-02-2012, 10:45 AM
Gratuitous Happy dance preview.

This goes against your nature. You need to find a pig dance

linda22003
11-02-2012, 10:57 AM
I have no predictions. I have absolutely no feeling about which way this is going to go. I won't be surprised with either result. I just hope we don't have one of these popular votes goes one way / electoral vote goes the other way scenarios that are being predicted.

Bailey
11-02-2012, 12:35 PM
I have no predictions. I have absolutely no feeling about which way this is going to go. I won't be surprised with either result. I just hope we don't have one of these popular votes goes one way / electoral vote goes the other way scenarios that are being predicted.

We agree for a change, I hope it goes Romney of course but I hope its conclusive on election night. I really don't want a repeat of 2000.

LukeEDay
11-02-2012, 02:18 PM
We agree for a change, I hope it goes Romney of course but I hope its conclusive on election night. I really don't want a repeat of 2000.

I think it will be 2000 all over again anyhow - If obama loses by the way.

Bailey
11-02-2012, 02:24 PM
I think it will be 2000 all over again anyhow - If obama loses by the way.

You know if Romney wins with a decent margin the left will scream "HE STOLE IT"

LukeEDay
11-02-2012, 02:52 PM
You know if Romney wins with a decent margin the left will scream "HE STOLE IT"

They will scream that anyhow. They already are..

Rockntractor
11-02-2012, 03:16 PM
This goes against your nature. You need to find a pig dance

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noonwitch
11-02-2012, 03:25 PM
I'm still laughing at Mountain Man's original comment about Rachel Maddow being more of a man than Chris Matthews or Lawrence whatshisname!

I'm not sure Rachel would be offended.

Rockntractor
11-02-2012, 03:40 PM
I'm still laughing at Mountain Man's original comment about Rachel Maddow being more of a man than Chris Matthews or Lawrence whatshisname!

I'm not sure Rachel would be offended.

I can picture her blushing through the razor stubble.

Molon Labe
11-02-2012, 03:48 PM
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That's much better. I fully expect to see this if Mitt wins.

Of course you will get the :rolleyes: from me that day.

:biggrin-new:

Odysseus
11-03-2012, 03:29 PM
The mainstream media will once again complain that there are not enough presidential press conferences, and the White House Press corps will remove their testicles from the lockboxes where they were kept during the Obama administration as they go back into attack mode.


1. Obama wins 294-244
Not happening. Read Barone's column. http://washingtonexaminer.com/barone-going-out-on-a-limb-romney-wins-handily/article/2512470#.UJR8x93dkcs


2. The networks hold off calling Virginia and Ohio as long as they possibly can
3. Florida is called relatively quickly because Romney wins it
Virginia is trending for Romney, and Ohio looks to, also. If they both go for Romney, the major networks will try to avoid calling it. They will also try to avoid calling Florida.


4. Brit Hume is pissed

[QUOTE=Arroyo_Doble;535557]5. The Tea Party gets the blame for Democrats holding the Senate (even thought the problem is Evangelicals)
This might be accurate.


6. Romney shows incredible equipoise with his concession speech
He will show great magnanimity in his acceptance speech, you mean. It will be Obama whose concession will demonstrate his character, or lack of it.


7. The eruption of celebration heard throughout the nation will be attributed to our country cheering the president's re-election but really, it will be a collective feeling that we are glad this fucking thing is over and the first guy that says "2016," gets punched in the nose

There will be an eruption of rioting by Obama supporters (they've been very vocal about this) when he loses, but most people will be both relieved by the end of the election, and the end of the Obama administration.


Just the opposite. If Obama wins, I will be nowhere to be found.

In other words, you are going to do your best to ensure that the country remains unlivable by voting for Obama, and then you are going to to hide?


Your predictions will be rubbed in your nose when you are proven wrong.

Rockntractor
11-04-2012, 10:52 AM
I predict that within two years Obama will be doing Viagra commercials.
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/Michelle_Obama_Viagra.jpg
shouldn't the boobs be up there on 'much' rather than resting on 'would'?

Space Gravy
11-05-2012, 09:01 AM
Obama probably wins.

America likes two term Presidents.

You have to be an absolute disaster like Carter was to not get a second term. While bad, I don't think he's been bad enough to scare off the majority of people who don't really follow things closely.

Arroyo_Doble
11-05-2012, 09:09 AM
Your predictions will be rubbed in your nose when you are proven wrong.

There will probably be a few people who give me a hard time when Obama wins over 300 electoral votes.

noonwitch
11-05-2012, 09:34 AM
There will probably be a few people who give me a hard time when Obama wins over 300 electoral votes.



If that is the end result, I'll just be glad at that point that it's over.

txradioguy
11-05-2012, 09:40 AM
It's gonna be sweet when I wake up early Wed. and find out that nooner...and friends predicting some kind of Obama landslide are crying in their beer.

You three are smoking some heavy duty crack.

txradioguy
11-05-2012, 09:41 AM
You have to be an absolute disaster like Carter was to not get a second term. While bad, I don't think he's been bad enough to scare off the majority of people who don't really follow things closely.

Jimmy Carter smiles now at the thought that he's known as the second worst President we've ever had. Obama took the top spot away from him.

You're an idiot if you think otherwise.

Arroyo_Doble
11-05-2012, 09:44 AM
If that is the end result, I'll just be glad at that point that it's over.

Are you tired of hearing about Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney?

LukeEDay
11-05-2012, 09:55 AM
Jimmy Carter said the other day that he would be happy with Romney in the White House!

Rockntractor
11-05-2012, 10:08 AM
Jimmy Carter said the other day that he would be happy with Romney in the White House!

Jimmy Carter is dimly aware of his own existence, he pees on runways like his brother only it's in his depends.

Molon Labe
11-05-2012, 10:22 AM
Jimmy Carter smiles now at the thought that he's known as the second worst President we've ever had. Obama took the top spot away from him.

You're an idiot if you think otherwise.

There have been far worse. LBJ, FDR, and Lincoln come to mind.

The are all the Godfathers of Big government. Carter doesn't hold a candle to Obama or the former big gov shills.

LukeEDay
11-05-2012, 10:40 AM
There have been far worse. LBJ, FDR, and Lincoln come to mind.

The are all the Godfathers of Big government. Carter doesn't hold a candle to Obama or the former big gov shills.

Order of worse:

Most worse - FDR
Right now it is tied for second between Carter and obama.

After tomorrow, I will move obama into the slot above Carter

Order of best:

Best - Reagan
Second best - Lincoln ..

Anyone who doesn't like Lincoln is just upset because he abolished slavery, and you liberals are all for slavery. After all, you are the racist party ..

Retread
11-05-2012, 06:46 PM
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Anyone who doesn't like Lincoln is just upset because he abolished slavery, and you liberals are all for slavery. After all, you are the racist party ..

Lincoln was a traitor to the nation. He freed no slaves. He did not end slavery. His war was over the yankee "businessmen" wanting to buy southern agrarian products for a mandated price less than they could get from Europe or those wanting guvmint giveaways like the auto bailouts of the little o.

Molon Labe
11-05-2012, 07:20 PM
Order of worse:

Anyone who doesn't like Lincoln is just upset because he abolished slavery, and you liberals are all for slavery. After all, you are the racist party ..

Yeah...he was a regular MLK Jr. :rolleyes:

He freed the slaves because it was Politically expedient.


If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union; and what I forbear - Honest Abe


I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together - Honest Abe


Sorry to drop a big truth bomb on you, but anyone who thinks Lincoln was a great President probably likes the expansion of Federal power into all areas of you private lives. He was the first guy to think it was cool. And Lincoln's GOP was very different than the conservatism of today's GOP.

Rockntractor
11-05-2012, 07:23 PM
Yeah...he was a regular MLK Jr. :rolleyes:

He freed the slaves because it was Politically expedient.






Sorry to drop a big truth bomb on you, but anyone who thinks Lincoln was a great President probably likes the expansion of Federal power into all areas of you private lives. He was the first guy to think it was cool. And Lincoln's GOP was very different than the conservatism of today's GOP.

Did they dig you up in a time capsule under Robert E. Lee's porch?

m00
11-05-2012, 07:34 PM
Anyone who doesn't like Lincoln is just upset because he abolished slavery, and you liberals are all for slavery. After all, you are the racist party ..

Eh, Lincoln's motivations are a bit too complex to put in a soundbyte. The problem was skilled white labourers (specifically things like craftsmen) were having their products severely undercut by slave labour. Because those big plantations had some very skilled slave blacksmiths, carpenters, etc... who actually were afforded quite a large number of privileges to the point of being better off, better clothed, and better fed than white labourers they were competing with. It's similar to the situation we have now with China... China makes cheap goods because they don't have minimum wave, and they don't have things like safety laws... if you get your hand chopped off making garments or your lungs rot out from breathing toxic fumes, too bad for you. So at first the northern states (at the state legislature level) wanted to impose tariffs and so forth on southern goods, but the interstate commerce clause made this problematic. Therefore the only real way of fixing this situation was trying to ban slavery in the South, or at least minimize the impact. Another issue was individual states trading directly with foreign powers, because the South had a lot of commerce with Europe but a lot of the revenue went to Northern cities. So these sorts of conflicts played out in Congress. Eventually, the South was like "fine then, we'll just be our own country" but then the North (and the United States) would have really been screwed... so the North invaded. I do think we are much better off as a Nation all being under the same flag, and obviously... not having slavery...

So it was about Slavery but it wasn't like the North had any sort of mainstream ethical moral outrage. Just like people in the US don't care about the horrible conditions of your average Chinese factory worker, until they start putting Americans out of work.

On edit: there's a modern day version of this playing out all over the EU. You have countries talking about leaving the EU (basically bailing on the debt they owe Germany), and other countries like Poland and I think Romania flooding Europe with cheap labour.

Apologize for wall of text, but as I said it's not a soundbyte issue.

Molon Labe
11-05-2012, 07:34 PM
Did they dig you up in a time capsule under Robert E. Lee's porch?

Yep.

You know who really cares about the Confederacy or Rebel Flags and crap. The truth is the truth.

Rockntractor
11-05-2012, 07:36 PM
I predict a stack of ballots will be discovered in King Tuts Tomb if the election becomes close and the 9th circuit court of appeals will decide they are admissible.

Rockntractor
11-05-2012, 07:37 PM
Yep.

You know who really cares about the Confederacy or Rebel Flags and crap. The truth is the truth.

There are a lot more relevant things to argue about today.

Bailey
11-05-2012, 07:38 PM
There are a lot more relevant things to argue about today.

We have the biggest election coming up and they are bringing this shit up? WHO GIVES A FLYING #$%#?

djones520
11-05-2012, 07:38 PM
Lincoln was a traitor to the nation. He freed no slaves. He did not end slavery. His war was over the yankee "businessmen" wanting to buy southern agrarian products for a mandated price less than they could get from Europe or those wanting guvmint giveaways like the auto bailouts of the little o.

Revisionist much?

Molon Labe
11-05-2012, 07:39 PM
There are a lot more relevant things to argue about today.


I agree. Didn't mean to derail it. It seems that some get us off track.

Back to the predictions.

m00
11-05-2012, 07:46 PM
We have the biggest election coming up and they are bringing this shit up? WHO GIVES A FLYING #$%#?

Lessons of history... the civil war was a very instructive period. Also puts things in perspective. I've heard people say that this is "the most important election evar" but seriously, Lincoln vs Douglas was nation-defining. Although Lincoln really did crush Douglas in the EV. :)

Bailey
11-05-2012, 07:51 PM
Lessons of history... the civil war was a very instructive period. Also puts things in perspective. I've heard people say that this is "the most important election evar" but seriously, Lincoln vs Douglas was nation-defining. Although Lincoln really did crush Douglas in the EV. :)

Well I think this nation going bankrupt is pretty important topic to vote on.

LukeEDay
11-05-2012, 08:08 PM
Yeah, yeah, you liberals hate Lincoln just like you hated Reagan. Face the facts, the Dem party is the racist party ... And liberals are baby killers ;)

m00
11-05-2012, 08:22 PM
Well I think this nation going bankrupt is pretty important topic to vote on.

Going Bankrupt? We've been bankrupt for at least a decade. We're just able to hide it because we print money, and we're the world's reserve currency.

Romney has an 8 year plan to balance the budget. Do you know how absurd this is? "Balancing the budget" should not take 8 years. Because it means we'll be running deficits for the next 8 years until the balancing occurs. We'll be 20 trillion in the hole. If you want to balance the budget, just return spending levels to 10 years ago. It's not like we were wallowing in poverty then. Hell, Clinton expanded Medicare AND balanced the budget. Romney is going to gut entitlements and take 8 years to balance the budget? Something doesn't add up.

3rd-try
11-05-2012, 08:31 PM
If Obama wins the story will be about Chris Matthews' nipples.

LukeEDay
11-05-2012, 08:35 PM
Going Bankrupt? We've been bankrupt for at least a decade. We're just able to hide it because we print money, and we're the world's reserve currency.

Romney has an 8 year plan to balance the budget. Do you know how absurd this is? "Balancing the budget" should not take 8 years. Because it means we'll be running deficits for the next 8 years until the balancing occurs. We'll be 20 trillion in the hole. If you want to balance the budget, just return spending levels to 10 years ago. It's not like we were wallowing in poverty then. Hell, Clinton expanded Medicare AND balanced the budget. Romney is going to gut entitlements and take 8 years to balance the budget? Something doesn't add up.

It could take less time, but saying 8 years of being realistic. Besides, obama said he would cut the deficit in half in three years, and he doubled it and didn't pass a budget yet ..

Zeus
11-05-2012, 08:42 PM
Going Bankrupt? We've been bankrupt for at least a decade. We're just able to hide it because we print money, and we're the world's reserve currency.

Romney has an 8 year plan to balance the budget. Do you know how absurd this is? "Balancing the budget" should not take 8 years. Because it means we'll be running deficits for the next 8 years until the balancing occurs. We'll be 20 trillion in the hole. If you want to balance the budget, just return spending levels to 10 years ago. It's not like we were wallowing in poverty then. Hell, Clinton expanded Medicare AND balanced the budget. Romney is going to gut entitlements and take 8 years to balance the budget? Something doesn't add up.

Just as the Fed should never have printed fiat dollars the government can't just suck dollars out of existence Doing so would cause the collapse of our economy. There is a reason Budgets are projected out over 2 , 3 , 10 yr periods.

Rockntractor
11-05-2012, 08:45 PM
If Obama wins the story will be about Chris Matthews' nipples.

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/tumblr_mbi8dkIkVv1qarcmpo1_500.jpg

Retread
11-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Revisionist much?

Nope - just read real documents rather than that fiction created by the revisionist "historians" - ya might try it sometime.

But I won't hold my breath. It's all about the truth.

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Now - back to trying to rescue the country from the little o.

MountainMan
11-06-2012, 01:34 PM
Ok I have another couple of predictions since today is the big day.

1. Mike128/mopaul will show up again and come out of the closet.

2. Mullan Lube will continue to claim that Constipation candidate is a much better choice than Romney after he wins.

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