View Full Version : I'm lazy and want gifts and that is the reason I find myself where I am...

11-18-2012, 12:46 PM
Awww, lets have a pity party!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021843520)

Sun Nov 18, 2012, 10:37 AM

I'm lazy and want gifts and that is the reason I find myself where I am..... being laid off

due to a Bush conceived economy had little to do with it, the medical bills that forced me out of my house had little to do with it,

Katrina stole my home but that had little to do with it, the drought took my farm but again, it and global climate driven by corporate greed had little to do with it.

Sandy took everything I worked for my entire life but that had little to do with it, and the storms in the midwest that levelled my hometown had very very little to do with it.

Criminals on Wall Street evaporated most of my retirement plan but that had little to do with it, you see, I am just one of those 47% people who won't try, won't make an attempt, and just want things because I have become dependant on the govt.... that's just how my DNA is printed.

All that disaster stuff above, manmade and natural, they are not even in one former unpresidential candidate's vocabulary. He doesn't see it, can't comprehend that some people get dealt a crappy hand, can't wrap his corporate brain around the fact that some people are victims, some people have unfortunate things happen to them, but in reality he should know after taking the jobs and retirements of American workers and flushing them down the toilet.

Ya see Mitt, we are all just lazy and everything that happens to us is of our own doing now go ride your car elevator up and down for a few days, with any luck you will be able to charge admission to help pay for it.

Cause it's always (especially Bu$h's) fault that I'm a loser. :single_eye:

11-18-2012, 04:31 PM
Katrina and Sandy? Someones sending you a message bud. Move inland. :rolleyes:

What a load of bullshit.

11-18-2012, 07:20 PM
If there was a contest about who had the most bad luck, you'd win it dude, just off yourself already. It's the REAL easy way out for folks like you.

11-18-2012, 08:51 PM
Who needs an army?
Just send this loser to Afghanistan and let the floods, drought, disease and pestilence follow like the Biblical plagues that surround him, her or it.

11-18-2012, 10:00 PM
2on2u, you really know how to blow things completely out of context, don't you?

Reality weeps at you and yours... you pathetic waste of genetic material :biggrin-new:

11-19-2012, 03:00 PM
The Michigan State Police are hiring. They even have billboards up on the freeways advertising their website. It's a good cop job, mostly giving tickets to people on the interstates, although they were instrumental in catching the I-96 sniper recently. Or, if you have a science backround, they run all the evidence labs in drug cases.

To be eligible, one must have a bachelor's degree in CJ or a similar field, no felony convictions, and pass a drug screen, so most of the DUers are probably ineligible.