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Odysseus
02-11-2013, 12:03 PM
*Facepalm* – CNN hack Deb Feyerick now pondering – is an approaching asteroid, ‘example of, perhaps, global warming?’ (Video)


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In the 1970s, it was the coming ice age. Then it became global warming with left wing media hacks like Deb Feyerick using their left wing networks like CNN to spew lies about how doomed we all were because of ‘global warming.’ There is an asteroid (http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/10/too-good-to-check-cnn-anchor-blames-asteroid-on-global-warming/) expected to pass by our planet on February, from outer space. Yet Deb Feyerick brings on bow tie goober Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy’ to ask him, if this asteroid flying through space is an ‘example of, perhaps, global warming (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2013/02/09/parody-or-does-she-believe-it-cnn-anchor-blames-asteroid-global-warming)?’ Oy vey. Of course, the blizzard that went through the east coast was blamed on global warming, just like Hurricane Sandy. Yet, while the east was getting pounded, Los Angeles was seeing near record cold temperatures and even hail coming out of the sky. Let me guess, this is another ‘example of global warming’ too?



http://www.mrctv.org/videos/parody-or-does-she-believe-it-cnn-anchor-blames-asteroid-global-warming

The stupid is strong with her. Apparently, global warming now causes asteroids to approach the planet, which means that it's not just global warming, it's solar-system warming, or perhaps even galactic warming!

Rockntractor
02-11-2013, 12:20 PM
The asteroid is coming to take liberals to the socialist nirvana, their reward for being good little democrats.
They need to castrate themselves and wait outside in white robes Friday and the asteroid will whisk them away.

We have to get the word out to them, operation occupy asteroid.

noonwitch
02-11-2013, 02:16 PM
I'll never be a scientist, but how can the climate on this planet affect an asteroid's path? An asteroid from millions of light years away, on a path that was determined long before global warming (if you accept that it is a reality) was even measurable to any degree?


I wonder what is being taught in elementary school science classes these days? This isn't even middle school science.

DumbAss Tanker
02-11-2013, 02:24 PM
I'll never be a scientist, but how can the climate on this planet affect an asteroid's path? An asteroid from millions of light years away, on a path that was determined long before global warming (if you accept that it is a reality) was even measurable to any degree?


I wonder what is being taught in elementary school science classes these days? This isn't even middle school science.

Your reaction was ever so much more diplomatic and polite than mine.

Odysseus
02-11-2013, 06:21 PM
I'll never be a scientist, but how can the climate on this planet affect an asteroid's path? An asteroid from millions of light years away, on a path that was determined long before global warming (if you accept that it is a reality) was even measurable to any degree?


I wonder what is being taught in elementary school science classes these days? This isn't even middle school science.

It's not elementary school science, it's journalism school science.

NJCardFan
02-12-2013, 01:04 AM
For a mindset that believes that global warming is responsible for animals shooting each other in Chicago, thinking that asteroids are a by product of global warming isn't that much of a stretch. Hell, if they try hard enough they can blame the big bang on global warming.

Adam Wood
02-12-2013, 01:51 AM
SUVs cause galactic warming. Before any of us know it, the ice caps on Europa will be melting, which will of course result in rising sea levels on Jupiter. All you deniers funded by Big Oil better get ready, because your McMansions on Jupiter are about to be under water. Boy, howdy aren't you people going to feel stupid for getting those 10,000 MPH shingles put on your vacation homes where you weigh 30 times more than you do right now. Those walks on the gaseous beaches where you weigh 2500 lbs. are about to be over, deniers! And you deserve it for being deniers!

RobJohnson
02-12-2013, 04:29 AM
I'm glad my state allows open carry, we can all shoot at the asteroid before it hits Area 51. Take that climate change.

Odysseus
02-12-2013, 11:34 AM
I'm glad my state allows open carry, we can all shoot at the asteroid before it hits Area 51. Take that climate change.

You'll never hit it with a pistol. You'll need at least a .50 cal rifle. :biggrin-new:

I'd like to see this CNN babe interview the congressman who was afraid that the USMC was going to tip over Guam, or better yet, get the both on with Ali G and let Sasha Baron Cohen eviscerate them. We're talking comedy gold here.

FlaGator
02-12-2013, 12:30 PM
I wonder if Einstein calculated in the heat factor along with mass when determining the gravitation pull of an object?

DumbAss Tanker
02-12-2013, 03:13 PM
Laugh away, mockers, but when Deb Feyerick becomes a multi-billionaire from her soon-to-be patented thermogravitational conversion process you'll all be snarking out the other sides of your mouths!

:evil-grin: