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patriot45
05-31-2013, 10:15 PM
oh how true!!! Metallica sang it - Sad but true!


1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at WalMart Every hour of every day.


2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!


3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.
Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.


4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger
+ Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.


5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's
largest private employer, and most speak English.


6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.


7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway
combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.


8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.


9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.


10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA
of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000
more than it had five years ago.


11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences
will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is
approximately 6.5 Billion.)


12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.


You may think that I am complaining, but I am
really laying the ground work for suggesting
that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run
Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature
It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:


a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years
to get it right and it is broke.


b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it
right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have
had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.


d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right;
$1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the
poor" and they only want more.


e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.
You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.


f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have
had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.


g.. The Department of Energy was created
in 1977 to lessen our dependence
on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000
employees with a budget of $24 billion
a year and we import more oil than ever
before. You had 32 years to get it right
and it is an abysmal failure.


You have FAILED in every "government service"
you have shoved down our throats while
overspending our tax dollars.


AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

DumbAss Tanker
06-01-2013, 12:12 PM
oh how true!!! Metallica sang it - Sad but true!


1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at WalMart Every hour of every day.


2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
...

I'm not sure I'd want to take advice on anything from the person who came up with that underwear-gnome math. It actually works out to $600,000 a minute in gross sales, while the profit figure requires a margin of just under 3.5% to work out to $20,928 from that level of sales. That might actually be their corporate profit margin, or it might not, but it smacks too much of "Step 2 - Magic Happens!" for my taste.