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Janice
06-22-2013, 10:45 AM
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Hillary's Perfect Campaign Slogan

I was at my favorite cigar store, which is a bit like a gentlemen's club (although there is the occasional lady present), with leather chairs and couches, and card tables, a couple of big TVs (usually tuned to all-sports or all-news stations), and populated by a coterie of regulars and semi-regulars, among whom politics (generally of the conservative persuasion) is often the topic of conversation, and political wit is exchanged and encouraged.

The TV news had just reported that serious challenges were once again being raised about the government's report on the crash of TWA Flight 800 on Long Island in 1996.

I started to quip that Queen Hillary had already chimed in on the matter, and I was about to deliver my idea of what Hillary's comment would have been, when almost the entire room, almost in unison, stepped on my punchline:


"At this point, what difference does it make?"



It was clearly one of those jokes that writes itself. It was not at all difficult for anyone in the room to surmise that Hillary would be every bit as insolent and cavalier about the deaths of those on Flight 800 (and about the apparent coverup) as she was about the deaths in our consulate in Benghazi (and about the already-exposed lies in that coverup).

What made my joke so predictable was that the phrase has already become almost synonymous with Hillary Clinton; she owns that line, as much as her husband owns "I did not have sex with that woman" and "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."

But then it began to dawn on me that, rather than being a phrase that will forever live in infamy; rather than a phrase that will haunt her with ridicule for the remainder of her political career, it's a phrase with which she is probably not the least bit embarrassed to be associated.

In fact, I can envision as cynical a politician as Hillary Clinton actually embracing it!

It wouldn't surprise me one little bit if, when she runs for president, that phrase were to become her primary campaign slogan.

And, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. It's the perfect expression of the utter contempt and disdain that Hillary, Obama and their ilk have for our "old-fashioned" American notions of honor, accountability and personal responsibility.

At the rate we're going -- at the rate the "fundamental transformation of America" is being implemented -- by the time Hillary does run for president, the country will be so demoralized, so depressed, so bereft of hope that our slide into Third-Worldism can ever be reversed, that it will be the perfect campaign slogan!

It will mean "We've already accomplished our goal of destroying America as you (all you 'bitter clingers', all you believers in 'American exceptionalism', all you cherishers of the Constitution and of 'truth, justice and the American way') knew it. There's nothing you can do about it. Who cares who the president is?"

I can see it now, on billboards and TV commercials all over the country:

"Hillary Clinton for President; at this point, what difference does it make?"

AmericanThinker (http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/06/hillarys_perfect_campaign_slogan.html)

I know this should be in a 2016 election thread but, I couldnt resist. This is the closest I could find. :cool:
Somehow I just knew as soon as I read the title of this piece what the punchline should be.
Think of all the possibilities ...

When Pigs Fly
Reach Out and Tax Someone
It's Mourning Again in America
What Difference Would it Make?
Hillary Gollum Clinton for President
Help Eradicate Capitalism in Our Lifetime
Your Long National Nightmare is NOT Over
President Clinton 2: This Time WITH Pants
Hillary: Monica Lewinski's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President

Add yours here ...

DumbAss Tanker
06-22-2013, 02:34 PM
"Strength through Joy"
"One people, one country, one leader"
"The East is Red"
...

ABC in Georgia
06-22-2013, 08:04 PM
- I promise a Pantsuit in Every Pot!

- The worst is yet to come!

ABC in Georgia
06-22-2013, 08:23 PM
Two more ...

Gotta run, Mr. ABC bringing in the steak!


- Forget my ankles, get ready to grab yours!

- Bend Over Part II

Rockntractor
06-22-2013, 08:35 PM
“I ain't no ways tired”
Much more than a humidor!
I want more than a village to pillage.

Hawkgirl
06-22-2013, 10:45 PM
all banter aside, that is one of the nicest pics I've seen of pantsuit.

ABC in Georgia
06-22-2013, 11:09 PM
Much more than a humidor!


:applause: :applause:

However ... must admit, that Monica, at least was prettier!!!

ABC in Georgia
06-22-2013, 11:20 PM
all banter aside, that is one of the nicest pics I've seen of pantsuit.

You are being too kind, Hawk! :biggrin-new:

Luckily for her, she still has time to book an appointment for an industrial-strength botox treatment, plus double cheek (???) and chin lift surgeries!

DumbAss Tanker
06-23-2013, 11:13 AM
...
"All your money are belong to us!"
"Freedom is slavery"
"War is peace"
"Ignorance is strength"
"All of the humans are equal but White Lesbians are more equal than the others"
"Diversity above all! ...and by 'Diversity' I mean just gender and skin color, not actual thought, philosophy, or viewpoint."
...

ABC in Georgia
06-23-2013, 01:34 PM
Typed this while preparing brunch ... not a "slogan" I know, but couldn't resist it!

No time to go back and tweak it, so will just post as is.

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With apologies to Helen Reddy and lyrics by Hilliary Clinton :evil-grin:

I am woman, hear me roar
My balls are bigger than before
And I know too much to go back and pretend ...

That I do not know the score
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again!

Yes its my turn now
And to this I will avow
I'll pay any price
And damn'd if I'll be nice ...

If I have to, I will do anything
I am strong
I am invincible ...

Rockntractor
06-23-2013, 01:48 PM
I am strong
I am invincible ...

I am Cankles Clinton

Articulate_Ape
06-24-2013, 12:50 AM
Heh.

Janice
08-18-2013, 09:38 AM
Put the "For Rent" sign back on the Lincoln Bedroom

Zathras
08-18-2013, 09:40 PM
"Bohica...it's what I stand for."

Tea Party Patriot
08-19-2013, 02:31 PM
Wife of U.S. Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry:
"My husband died becuase of your ill-conceived attack on our 2nd Amendment, supplying guns to Mexican drug cartells under operation Fast & Furious".
Hillary:
At this point, what difference does it make?

Wife of U.S. Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens:
"My husband was killed by jihad terroists and your State Department made up a story about a video being responsible while special forces were ordered to Stand Down!"
Hillary:
At this point, what difference does it make?

Wife of MIT Police Officer killed by the Boston Bombing attack:
"My husband died because warnings from Russian Intelligence to watch Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev were ignored while billions were spent NSA spying on Americans and the IRS attacked Tea Party Patriots."
Hillary:
At this point, what difference does it make?