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Rockntractor
07-31-2013, 10:47 PM
TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain” in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.

The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.

The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known.
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Okay man who has nuts eaten off by dog taken to St. Bernard hospital.........so much to work with here...........must resist.

Rockntractor
07-31-2013, 10:49 PM
Note to self, feed dogs Biljac dog treats before going to bed.

Novaheart
07-31-2013, 10:59 PM
Note to self, feed dogs Biljac dog treats before going to bed.

I just bought a bag of those, they were on sale at Petco. However, my ferocious Chihuahua prefers to sleep in the Kennel Cab I trained him in as a puppy.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O7mdiwldL._SX355_.jpg

Rockntractor
07-31-2013, 11:00 PM
I just bought a bag of those, they were on sale at Petco. However, my ferocious Chihuahua prefers to sleep in the Kennel Cab I trained him in as a puppy.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O7mdiwldL._SX355_.jpg

They do like the Biljac treats, it keeps them from going nuts.

SarasotaRepub
08-01-2013, 12:16 AM
What balls!!!! :biggrin-new:

patriot45
08-01-2013, 12:27 AM
Note to self, feed dogs Biljac dog treats before going to bed.

Note to self, keep underoos on when going to sleep!

Rockntractor
08-01-2013, 12:34 AM
Note to self, keep underoos on when going to sleep!

Kevlar Roos would be nice.

Odysseus
08-01-2013, 11:54 AM
No doubt the victim is feeling a bit testy about his loss of his kibbles and bits.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Fc9s9N6ak

DumbAss Tanker
08-01-2013, 12:08 PM
Paralyzed from the waist down but with burning pain from his groin? That's kinda unusual.

Eupher
08-01-2013, 02:14 PM
Any man, paralyzed or not, that can sleep through a dog eating his balls had to have been in an alcoholic coma, drug-induced narcolepsy, or other unnatural state.

If that's the case, he's got yet another problem to drink over. :very_drunk:

Rockntractor
08-01-2013, 02:17 PM
What did he need balls for anyway?

Eupher
08-01-2013, 02:26 PM
What did he need balls for anyway?

:rotfl:

noonwitch
08-01-2013, 05:13 PM
Wow.


It sounds like something that would happen on Game of Thrones.