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IanMartins
10-02-2008, 01:56 AM
"I'm Voting Democrat", a reply to the liberal "I'm Voting Republican" (as seen in Eyelids signature).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-EpU13K_o

Dyne
10-03-2008, 08:27 PM
Youtube took it down :(

Zeus
10-03-2008, 09:07 PM
I feel it my duty to explain why I'm going to vote Democrat.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.

I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship. Continued... (http://townhall.com/Columnists/BenShapiro/2008/06/18/why_im_voting_democrat?page=2)

PoliCon
10-05-2008, 09:20 PM
I'm voting democrat because it's easier than working.