LibraryLady
10-04-2008, 02:25 AM
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1 .) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become :
MMMGood.
4 ZippoManufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5 FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6 Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7 Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8 Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9 Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
1 .) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become :
MMMGood.
4 ZippoManufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5 FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6 Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7 Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8 Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9 Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang