View Full Version : Teen Burglars Mistake Cremated Remains For Cocaine

03-09-2015, 09:56 PM
MARCH 9--A trio of teenage burglars who stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs from a Missouri residence also thought they got away with a stash of cocaine they found in a wooden box, only to later discover that the powder was actually the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father, police report.

Upon determining that they were not, in fact, in possession of cocaine, the teens discarded the remains out the window of their getaway car. One of the burglars actually tasted the powder and realized it was not a controlled substance.http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-burglars-mistook-cremated-remains-for-cocaine-876593
Soilent green is people!

03-09-2015, 10:46 PM

03-09-2015, 11:12 PM
Bacon is pig...

Scared yet?????


03-10-2015, 11:47 AM
Wow, and it's not even in Florida!

Although if you read the article at the link, a similar case from 2011 was cited and that case was from Florida.