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06-14-2008, 01:07 AM
The Original Computer

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .....
. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!