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Perilloux
10-26-2008, 06:32 AM
anotheryellowdog (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-25-08 10:44 PM
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Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4310456)

I wore my new Obama shirt into the local HEB store just awhile ago. The woman greeter who doubles as a part-time preacher, and who I must say is a nice enough person, started the following conversation:

Greeter: No. You are not wearing that Obama shirt.

Me: Yes. Nice shirt, and the right man for the job, too.

Greeter: No, I don't think so.

Me: You need to look at the issues.

Greeter: I'm looking at the issues, but I've got my spiritual eyes on and I'm seeing terrorists. (Presumably God grants the anointed special powers to see terrorists.)

Me: There are terrorists alright, and their names are Bush, Cheney, McCain and Palin.

I don't think she cared much for that last remark. She muttered something after that, but I was already walking away. I'd had my way with her, so to speak. Time to go get the groceries. Again, she's always nice enough, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to educate her a bit. After all, she signed up for the class when she took issue with my very cool shirt.

Bounce? How many bongs is Freeper mutters something under his/her breath worth again?

:D

Sonnabend
10-26-2008, 07:06 AM
One eighth of a bong and ten mls of bong water. The one eighth is for the t shirt.

I'm feeling generous today.

movie buff
10-26-2008, 07:33 AM
Wow, even in a bouncy in which he's supposed to be the hero, the DUmmy comes across as an idiot.
How could McCain and especially Palin be considered terrorists?
Pretty piss- poor bouncy. No real conversion, not even much of a confrontation, and he didn't spout any DU talking points.

Speedy
10-26-2008, 08:39 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Fun/bouncy.gif

FDK
10-26-2008, 09:14 AM
She muttered something

"Sheesh, what a moonbat."

SarasotaRepub
10-26-2008, 09:18 AM
LOL!!! Good one. :D

These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.

What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
kiddies.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Eu2jEveML._SS500_.jpg

:rolleyes:

Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:

Dan D. Doty
10-26-2008, 09:26 AM
Bounce? How many bongs is Freeper mutters something under his/her breath worth again?

:D

Sad that this the best they come up with. :(

All they're doing is copying old bouncies and making them duller; no imagination.

Dan D. Doty
10-26-2008, 09:31 AM
Wow, even in a bouncy in which he's supposed to be the hero, the DUmmy comes across as an idiot.
How could McCain and especially Palin be considered terrorists?
Pretty piss- poor bouncy. No real conversion, not even much of a confrontation, and he didn't spout any DU talking points.

Simple.

Disagree with Moonbat = enemy of the state.

Surprised Moonbat didn't get greeter fired and then stoned to dead by an " enlightened" mob of true believers :rolleyes:


Keep your powder dry, your sword sharp and your wits intact.

Speedy
10-26-2008, 09:43 AM
I'm waiting for this book to come out sometime around Christmas

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Fun/2008-10-26_094154.jpg

AmPat
10-26-2008, 09:53 AM
LOL!!! Good one. :D

These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.

What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
kiddies.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Eu2jEveML._SS500_.jpg

:rolleyes:

Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:

Chapter One: My life in a Madrasse
Chapter 2: I Embrace Islamic Fundemantalism
Chapter 3: Political Power or Islam? I discover The Bus
Chapter 4: I join the Chicago Liberals
Chapter 5: I Realize I'm Black, but I Can't Play Basketball
Chapter 6: Coke, the Real thing. I Learn to Spoon
Chapter 7: My Buddies the Terrorists, who I hardly Knew
Chapter 8: Finally Found a Church and Spiritual Mentor
Chapter 9: How I Hid my Citizenship
Chapter 10: I make a Speech and the Suckers Lap It UP!

Scarlet
10-26-2008, 02:55 PM
Sad that this the best they come up with. :(

All they're doing is copying old bouncies and making them duller; no imagination.

I know. I want one of the 'I chased an old freeper across the street.' or I yelled at him in line' Or an oldie like 'the old guy who lives next door, a MOH winner nam vet'. Put some action back in them DUmmies. You'r boring us over here!:mad:
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JB
10-26-2008, 02:57 PM
I know. I want one of the 'I chased an old freeper across the street.' or I yelled at him in line' Or an oldie like 'the old guy who lives next door, a MOH winner nam vet'. Put some action back in them DUmmies. You'r boring us over here!:mad:I second this.

DUmmies, listen up...you're supposed to be entertaining us, not putting us to sleep. Raise the bar.

movie buff
10-27-2008, 09:12 AM
Yeah, or maybe another one about a DUmmy being harassed by evil corrupt cops until TominTib comes along and fights off all the cops.

GrumpyOldLady
10-27-2008, 09:38 AM
One Bong - because he was an obnoxious idiot.

marinejcksn
10-28-2008, 06:34 AM
"Again, she's always nice enough, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to educate her a bit. After all, she signed up for the class when she took issue with my very cool shirt. "

What exactly did he "educate" her on? He called Bush a "terrorist" and walked away. How'd he educate her about anything exactly? No bongs for this tripe.

Oh, and I guess he didn't "educate" her on how badly obamessiah's tax plan is going to rape her earnings at that Corporate Fat Cat greeting job.:rolleyes:

If this is a DUmmies idea of education no wonder our public schools are in the toilet. :p

crockspot
10-28-2008, 11:06 AM
LOL!!! Good one. :D

These retards are too funny. 2 weeks ago SLW and I were at our CostCo
and a guy had an Obama shirt on. Big deal, no one said anything to him.

What I did find a little disturbing was a children's book that caught my
eye on the book table. It was a little propaganda book on Obama for the
kiddies.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Eu2jEveML._SS500_.jpg

:rolleyes:

Amazingly...I looked for a McCain version and it wasn't to be found! :eek:

Chairman O's Little Blue Book?