View Full Version : Truly polyticks

02-01-2016, 11:02 AM
It is not good news, the state of the union address has been replaced by an EKG

02-03-2016, 04:48 PM
Political speech in the fewest words possible.

The solution to all our problems is simple.

Blame him.

Vote for me.

02-18-2016, 11:23 PM
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers

02-25-2016, 12:05 PM
I don't approve of political jokes.

I have seen too many of them get elected.

02-27-2016, 01:00 PM
If truth in advertising applied to political ads:

"The following is a paid political ad. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental."

03-02-2016, 11:34 AM
To quote an excellent political, philosophic source, it's easier to know what you are running from than what you are running to.

Winslow of Prickly city

03-03-2016, 12:57 PM
It's his signature speech but it always sounds like a forgery.

03-04-2016, 12:34 PM
I guess I will wait out the primary process before throwing in with a candidate.

Like, until 2020.

03-05-2016, 12:57 PM
Some people can't tell a lie and some can't tell the truth.

Politicians mostly can't tell the difference.

03-09-2016, 10:48 AM
When I was young, I was told I could grow up and be president.

Now I just wish our president would grow up.

03-11-2016, 12:08 PM
Some folks are saying that with the ascension of Klinton and the Donald, all hope is lost.

I think they are being overly optimistic.

03-15-2016, 12:59 PM
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

Things have become a lot clearer.

03-19-2016, 06:40 PM
Ban shredded cheese

Make America grate again

03-22-2016, 10:45 AM
This election year, it's never been harder to tell where the news ends and the comics begin.

03-30-2016, 03:23 PM

04-04-2016, 02:53 PM
It's not considered "lying" if you are a politician

04-13-2016, 10:16 AM
The thought of replacing the polling booth with a brick wall in November is gaining ground. The idea is you pound your head against it to the point you can't remember the next four years.

05-16-2016, 11:34 AM
Politicians keep promising free stuff, a colitch edikacion, health care and so forth while a lot of voters are just looking for someone to pick up the bar tab.

05-16-2016, 11:35 AM
Way too many folks vote democrat but live republican.

05-20-2016, 12:11 PM
They say there is a shortage of clowns in the world.

Has no one checked out the political rosters?

05-26-2016, 02:05 PM
Two Presidents, two objectives:

John F. Kennedy: "We will put a man on the moon...."

Barack Obama: I will put a man in the ladies room..

05-26-2016, 03:38 PM
Two Presidents, two objectives:

John F. Kennedy: "We will put a man on the moon...."

Barack Obama: I will put a man in the ladies room..

Very sad truths - funny but sadly so........

05-31-2016, 10:03 AM
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

05-31-2016, 10:14 AM
When it is all said and done, there is a lot more said than done.....

In an election year.