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Retread
04-03-2016, 06:45 PM
Boast no Pills

Retread
04-03-2016, 06:53 PM
Free beer tomorrow

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04-03-2016, 06:56 PM
As a matter of fact, I was born in a barn

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04-07-2016, 09:48 AM
Husbands buying tiles must have note from wife.

Elspeth
04-07-2016, 03:43 PM
Cruise ships, this exit.

Retread
04-07-2016, 03:55 PM
Cruise ships, this exit.

Is that port or starboard?

Elspeth
04-07-2016, 04:12 PM
Is that port or starboard?

No one was ever sure. :biggrin-new:

Retread
04-07-2016, 06:37 PM
No one was ever sure. :biggrin-new:

Musta been the carnival line.

Elspeth
04-07-2016, 06:50 PM
Musta been the carnival line.
:biggrin-new:

Retread
05-03-2016, 10:43 AM
Going down the road.....

"Nudist Colony"

"No concealed weapons"

Retread
05-20-2016, 10:21 AM
At a local cleaners: Drop your trousers here.

Retread
06-25-2016, 04:49 PM
Sign by my front door:

Ring bell. If no answer, pull weeds.

oldcoastie1
06-26-2016, 10:56 AM
Sign on my driveway:

No Trespassing!

Violators will be shot.

Survivors will be shot again!

Retread
11-17-2018, 01:22 PM
When the weather is hot, dress for the body you have, not the one you want.