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OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 12:03 AM
All must kneel trembling before him!

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:04 AM
All must kneel trembling before him!

America held hostage again...maybe.

I think Juan Williams is going to cry.

Ree
11-05-2008, 12:05 AM
America held hostage again...maybe.

I think Juan Williams is going to cry.
Naw...he's just havein an obamagasum

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:07 AM
Do any of you think they called this election too early? If it were McCain, I would feel the same way. The last election, I was up late when they called it.

Sonnabend
11-05-2008, 12:07 AM
When Obama is sworn in, then he is President.

Until then he's a snivelling little Communist.

Shannon
11-05-2008, 12:08 AM
All must kneel trembling before him!

Do I have to kneel facing west? Or is it east? Shit. I better get this straight.

sgrooms
11-05-2008, 12:08 AM
Keep your power dry.

Your sword sharp.

Your doors locked.

It is going to get very ugly.

Shannon
11-05-2008, 12:10 AM
When Obama is sworn in, then he is President.

Until then he's a snivelling little Communist.

He'll be a snivelling little commie then too.

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:11 AM
When Obama is sworn in, then he is President.

Until then he's a snivelling little Communist.

I'm looking at some of these polls in the swing states and it's tight. Virginia for example is like 49% to 50% for Obama with 92% of votes counted.

xavierob82
11-05-2008, 12:14 AM
I'm looking at some of these polls in the swing states and it's tight. Virginia for example is like 49% to 50% for Obama with 92% of votes counted.


What are you talking about? VA has already been called. The wingnut racist southwestern part of the state won't be enough to overcome the Northern Virginia vote.

crockspot
11-05-2008, 12:14 AM
Looks like we still have the filibuster. Let's hope our remaining Senators have the testicular fortitude to use it as often as the Democrats did.

Sonnabend
11-05-2008, 12:17 AM
What are you talking about? VA has already been called. The wingnut racist southwestern part of the state won't be enough to overcome the Northern Virginia vote.

Obama is the racist and the sad part is, you dont even know it.

Lager
11-05-2008, 12:19 AM
I think I'll drink a little Crown, no beer tonight, and say a prayer for our Country.

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:20 AM
What are you talking about? VA has already been called. The wingnut racist southwestern part of the state won't be enough to overcome the Northern Virginia vote.

It could flip mother fucker just like any other state that could be tight. I'm not a right wing nut either you idiot. Just because I mentioned that it may be too premature to declare a president elect does not make me a racist you narrow minded fuckhead.

Shooster
11-05-2008, 12:20 AM
Congratulations to Obama and his followers. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, so let's be gracious and see what happens. We don't have to get down to the level of the dump. The CU is better than that -- we live to fight another day.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 12:21 AM
Just because I mentioned that it may be too premature to declare a president elect does not make me a racist you narrow minded fuckhead.

You OBVIOUSLY did not vote for Obama and your ONLY motivation for doing so MUST be racist!

Shannon
11-05-2008, 12:21 AM
It could flip mother fucker just like any other state that could be tight. I'm not a right wing nut either you idiot. Just because I mentioned that it may be too premature to declare a president elect does not make me a racist you narrow minded fuckhead.

I like her.:D

Ree
11-05-2008, 12:23 AM
What are you talking about? VA has already been called. The wingnut racist southwestern part of the state won't be enough to overcome the Northern Virginia vote.
Fuck you ya worthless piece of Obabatron shit....

marinejcksn
11-05-2008, 12:24 AM
AP just announced Obama is the winner, even Faux News is running it. We're all watching it out here, can't find an Obama supporter in the unit or if there is he/she isn't saying anything...meanwhile my officers are so pissed and Marines are yelling at the tv. This sucks. :(

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 12:28 AM
Obama won for one reason - his promise to bribe people. When you promise free money to the laziest, poorest, and stupidest among us you are guaranteed to win. Obama has three supporters

- Pansies
- Poor
- Minorities

And thats it.

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:35 AM
Life goes on regardless who is elected, but I still think it was too early to make a call.

When this country starts going to shit under Obama's watch, people who voted for him cannot complain. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise...LOL!

Speedy
11-05-2008, 12:38 AM
Obama won and America is the worse for it. As a country we will get what we deserve. The only good thing about all this is that now John McCain gets the fuck out of Presidential politics. If another RINO like McCain runs in 2012, I will vote for Obama myself out of spite.

xavierob82
11-05-2008, 12:39 AM
Obama won for one reason - his promise to bribe people. When you promise free money to the laziest, poorest, and stupidest among us you are guaranteed to win. Obama has three supporters

- Pansies
- Poor
- Minorities

And thats it.



Wrong, as usual.

Obama won upper-income, educated white voters by large margins. Which explains states like Virginia going over to his side.

Try again.

Lager
11-05-2008, 12:41 AM
xavier, go gloat with people who think as you do. Don't you think you'd enjoy that more? It's like someone who falls into a barrel of titties, and comes out suckin his thumb.

expat-pattaya
11-05-2008, 12:42 AM
Obama won for several reasons.

1) MORE MONEY (lots more money)

2) People really are worried about where the hell the world is moving to. Economy is screwed and they know it and take it out on the sitting presidents party (right or wrong)

3) MORE MONEY (lots more money)

4) Energize and appeal to lots of easily swayed new voters who don't comprehend what they just did

5) MORE MONEY (lots more money)

6) Keep the message simple. Remember his voter block is not using rational thought only emotion.

7) MORE MONEY (lots more money)

8) extensive media adoration. I think most of the CNN/NBC/MSNBC anchors want to personally gratify Obama ala Lewinski :rolleyes:

McCain wasn't a super strong candidate but I give him credit for doing an admirable job in the face so many disadvantages.

Now, if Obama makes the sun rise and shine and all our worries disappear I will vote for him myself in 2012. Somehow, I think he is going to face more problems as will the DEM party in general at that time when after 4 years of power the nation is even more screwed up. One hopes whn the nation realizes all this sugar and spice he promised is just more bullshit they will take it out with a vengeance.

Course, then again, the people of this nation re-elected Hoover despite the fact he screwed up the depression and made it worse than it had to be just because he made them "feel good". :confused:

cat714
11-05-2008, 12:43 AM
Wrong, as usual.

Obama won upper-income, educated white voters by large margins. Which explains states like Virginia going over to his side.

Try again.

Because he mislead those folks by saying he is a moderate which he isn't.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 12:46 AM
Wrong, as usual.

Obama won upper-income, educated white voters by large margins. Which explains states like Virginia going over to his side.

Try again.

Im sorry. did you miss my first category of Obama supporter - "Pansies". That is the textbook definition.

Think soccer moms that don't let their sons play "cops and robbers" because they hate guns.

Think nannies.

Think "war is bad because people die" crowd.

Think "white guilt".

And there you have it.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 12:51 AM
Obama won for several reasons.



Obama won because the best we could do was McCain. Sure he had more money and the media on his side, but who was excited about McCain? Who did not spend the whole campaign wincing when McCain kept up with his reaching across aisle, shit? Why vote for the guy who "reaches" across the aisle when you can vote for the guy who is already on that side of the aisle in the first place.

It was McCain who dumped a bucket of cold water on his followers when they were finally getting excited by telling them to tone it down. Palin tried, but she was not pushing McCain across the finish line, she was carrying him the last month of the race. Who can win with a candidate like that? Who would want to?

Ree
11-05-2008, 12:53 AM
Im sorry. did you miss my first category of Obama supporter - "Pansies". That is the textbook definition.

Think soccer moms that don't let their sons play "cops and robbers" because they hate guns.

Think nannies.

Think "war is bad because people die" crowd.

Think "white guilt".

And there you have it.
My dear....Say it straight out so the poor id10t child can understand.
Pansies= Mr/Ms No-Nuts

marinejcksn
11-05-2008, 12:54 AM
Congratulations to Obama and his followers. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, so let's be gracious and see what happens. We don't have to get down to the level of the dump. The CU is better than that -- we live to fight another day.

I second this. I don't want him, but we need to congratulate his camp, take our lumps like the grown men/women we are and hold our heads high. We're classy individuals, lets act like it.

Sonnabend
11-05-2008, 01:02 AM
If one of his first orders is a fullscale retreat from Iraq, the resulting bloodbath will be on his hands.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:03 AM
If we leave Iraq in defeat I guess we should congratulate Al Qaeda and Osama bin Ladin for a job well done. You know, to be gracious and all. Give them the benefit of the doubt.

Gravitas
11-05-2008, 01:03 AM
Obama won because the best we could do was McCain. Sure he had more money and the media on his side, but who was excited about McCain? Who did not spend the whole campaign wincing when McCain kept up with his reaching across aisle, shit? Why vote for the guy who "reaches" across the aisle when you can vote for the guy who is already on that side of the aisle in the first place.

It was McCain who dumped a bucket of cold water on his followers when they were finally getting excited by telling them to tone it down. Palin tried, but she was not pushing McCain across the finish line, she was carrying him the last month of the race. Who can win with a candidate like that? Who would want to?

I agree, McCain was a lame duck. It didn't help that Obama had a great story and is a skilled politician. Back during all of the uproar on CU(before the face-lift), I tried making the point that to compete with the rising tide we needed to nominate a dynamic candidate.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 01:13 AM
This is the most pathetic looking crowd I have ever seen at the Obama rally. I see a bunch of idealist women, pansy girly-men, and broke*** losers. And if I see one more person crying I am going to shoot my TV.

Shannon
11-05-2008, 01:15 AM
This is the most pathetic looking crowd I have ever seen at the Obama rally. I see a bunch of idealist women, pansy girly-men, and broke*** losers. And if I see one more person crying I am going to shoot my TV.

You're still watching? I quit hours ago for my sanity.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 01:15 AM
You're still watching? I quit hours ago for my sanity.

Booze helps.

Ree
11-05-2008, 01:16 AM
This is the most pathetic looking crowd I have ever seen at the Obama rally. I see a bunch of idealist women, pansy girly-men, and broke*** losers. And if I see one more person crying I am going to shoot my TV.
I want to ...but we just got a plasma flat screen....

Shannon
11-05-2008, 01:17 AM
Booze helps.

If you say so.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:18 AM
And if I see one more person crying I am going to shoot my TV.

I have watched these idiots, full of "hope for change." I will relish their disillusionment when they realize that Obama is not only human, but greatly flawed and does not pay for their mortgage and fill their gas tank.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 01:18 AM
I want to ...but we just got a plasma flat screen....

Obama will buy you a new one. I believe that is part of his tax plan.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:19 AM
After he pays your mortgage and fills your gas tank.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 01:20 AM
After he pays your mortgage and fills your gas tank.

Correct. But only if you are in the poor class. If you make over $8 an hour you are basically ****ed in this country.

Shannon
11-05-2008, 01:22 AM
Correct. But only if you are in the poor class. If you make over $8 an hour you are basically ****ed in this country.

Shit. I think even the fast food places pay more than that. Maybe I can pick fruit?

DarkHalo
11-05-2008, 01:26 AM
And the DUmmies being the usual obnoxious pigs they are...

Gargoyle http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/donor.gif (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-04-08 11:26 PM
5. hey Sarah

Give back the fuckin clothes.


:rolleyes:

dipshit DUmmie (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3584026&mesg_id=3584095)

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:26 AM
I have just a few weeks. I missed most of the evening's election coverage today because I was closing the sale of a water system. I somehow fell into a job that I have a knack for. Since last week, I have sold 4. The record for one guy in a month was 7. I am making $1500 for each sale. This will not last now. I will not allow myself to take a hit and have it go to someone else. I can be poor all by myself and for less work. I would quit working and join the dregs.

Ree
11-05-2008, 01:32 AM
Kinda happy we didn't get married this summer....
Hell I'm single, no job, mentally ill....what else do I need to be?

Celtic Rose
11-05-2008, 01:35 AM
Kinda happy we didn't get married this summer....
Hell I'm single, no job, mentally ill....what else do I need to be?

Pop out a couple of babies and you'll be set for life...

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:42 AM
Does anyone find it somewhat ironic that one of the factors that did in McCain was his stupid Campaign Finance Reform bill that he "reached across aisle" to pass with Fiengold?

Hawkgirl
11-05-2008, 01:43 AM
The only motivation for reaching across the aisle would be for dickslapping Pelosi, Reid and Shumer...otherwise, it's useless.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:45 AM
The only motivation for reaching across the aisle would be for dickslapping Pelosi, Reid and Shumer...otherwise, it's useless.

Not for McCain. He was constantly reaching across the aisle to give the occassional hand job or two.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 01:47 AM
Time to load up on the guns while they are still legal.

Hawkgirl
11-05-2008, 01:49 AM
That's what Avatard and AMJ will be doing to eachother tomorrow they'll be so giddy.

Speedy
11-05-2008, 01:50 AM
Time to load up on the guns while they are still legal.

I've got a few hundred acres on which to bury mine. I will keep a .22 Woodchuck and .25 Raven for the Feds if they come a callin'. I'll give them those and send them on their way. Let them think I disarmed myself like a good citizen and believe in the Revolution.

OwlMBA
11-05-2008, 02:04 AM
I've got a few hundred acres on which to bury mine. I will keep a .22 Woodchuck and .25 Raven for the Feds if they come a callin'. I'll give them those and send them on their way. Let them think I disarmed myself like a good citizen and believe in the Revolution.

LOL. I'd hang on to those two. Those are good lil guns. Go buy a .32 and give them that. :)

Dyne
11-05-2008, 02:42 AM
God help us all.

It is a real sad moment in American history that such a man could become president. Congrats, America, for electing our first Socialist President. :(

But, at least we have sites like this. We can still speak our mind. I guess we can have forward to four years from now, when we get to say "we told you so." Of course, we say that now after the 2006 election, but no one can hear over the screams of "BOOOOOOOSSHHHH"

AlmostThere
11-05-2008, 02:47 AM
I think I'll drink a little Crown, no beer tonight, and say a prayer for our Country.
I was thinking the same thing. Problem is I don't pray anymore and I haven't had a drink in 21 years.

AlmostThere
11-05-2008, 02:50 AM
God help us all.

It is a real sad moment in American history that such a man could become president. Congrats, America, for electing our first Socialist President. :(

But, at least we have sites like this. We can still speak our mind. I guess we can have forward to four years from now, when we get to say "we told you so." Of course, we say that now after the 2006 election, but no one can hear over the screams of "BOOOOOOOSSHHHH"

I wouldn't say that too loudly. I'd be surprised if the Fairness Doctrine stopped at the AM dial.

AlmostThere
11-05-2008, 02:53 AM
I haven't said this since I was a little kid and that was a long time ago; I could cry right now.

Sonnabend
11-05-2008, 02:54 AM
I'd be surprised if the Fairness Doctrine stopped at the AM dial.

Move your servers here. They cant touch you. :D

KCornett
11-05-2008, 05:27 AM
When Obama is sworn in, then he is President.

Until then he's a snivelling little Communist.


he will still be a sniveling little communist even after he is sworn in.

GrumpyOldLady
11-05-2008, 06:55 AM
Keep your power dry.
Your sword sharp.
Your doors locked.
It is going to get very ugly.

I fully agree.
62 million people took stupid pills.
They elected a marxist, closet muslim, who is EVIL.
He's the anti-christ. I have no doubt.
His brownshirts will be coming soon to round up everyone who sees through the cover story.
His brownshirts have already started intimidating the press who dares to print negatives on obamessiah.

GOD HELP US ALL.

GrumpyOldLady
11-05-2008, 06:57 AM
God help us all.
But, at least we have sites like this. We can still speak our mind.

Not for long I'm sure.

In the not too distant future, after Obamessiah has been in power for a few years, people will look back on the Bush43 years as 'the good old days'.

It's going to get very very ugly.

GrumpyOldLady
11-05-2008, 07:09 AM
The Making of a Fuehrer.

http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html

Good article. Everyone needs to be aware of this.

Jumpy
11-05-2008, 08:53 AM
It isn't as if we didn't see it coming. I am glad that I haven't been watching tv lately, and really glad that I will not be watching the celebrations with the press falling all over themselves to adore this guy.

I think I can stand him more than the Clintons though. As long as he stays true to his family.

biccat
11-05-2008, 09:16 AM
What are you talking about? VA has already been called. The wingnut racist southwestern part of the state won't be enough to overcome the Northern Virginia vote.
Unfortunately the wingnut racists in Northern Virginia far outnumber the rest of the state. Fleeing from the hell they created in DC and on the path to make NoVa into a crime invested hellhole.

Hooray for liberallism. :rolleyes:

Lars1701a
11-05-2008, 10:31 AM
Unfortunately the wingnut racists in Northern Virginia far outnumber the rest of the state. Fleeing from the hell they created in DC and on the path to make NoVa into a crime invested hellhole.

Hooray for liberallism. :rolleyes:


Its funny Rush said yesterday that people fleeing from the north to south for lesser taxes are voting in people who will raise their taxes lol

Shannon
11-05-2008, 10:36 AM
Its funny Rush said yesterday that people fleeing from the north to south for lesser taxes are voting in people who will raise their taxes lol

That's what has been happening in Florida for years. Friggin yankees aren't happy just screwing up their part of the country. They've got to come down here and screw us too.

Space Gravy
11-05-2008, 10:53 AM
At least it's not Hillary.

GrumpyOldLady
11-05-2008, 10:57 AM
At least it's not Hillary.

I still think Hillary would have been 'less bad' then Obama.
She's bad. But he's the anti-christ.

SaintLouieWoman
11-05-2008, 11:04 AM
I fully agree.
62 million people took stupid pills.
They elected a marxist, closet muslim, who is EVIL.
He's the anti-christ. I have no doubt.
His brownshirts will be coming soon to round up everyone who sees through the cover story.
His brownshirts have already started intimidating the press who dares to print negatives on obamessiah.

GOD HELP US ALL.
I got sick yesterday listening to O'Reilly's radio show. He was already pandering.

Many of the least intelligent (I"m trying to be kind) people I know said yesterday they were SO excited. A girl sitting next to me in the dentist's waiting room said she voted the first time in her life---for Obama. The receptionist, who is sweet but dumber than dirt, said she had to leave early so she could go vote for the Messiah (my words on that, not hers).

I've decided to not work next year, to keep our average income down. No need for me to help raise our combined income, only to have it taken away by the government. I've had too many years in sales, not a fun job. I guess I'm one of those selfish people who don't want to spread the wealth. Right now we're looking for a competent financial adviser and tax adviser. I want to donate as little as possible to the annointed one.

SaintLouieWoman
11-05-2008, 11:05 AM
That's what has been happening in Florida for years. Friggin yankees aren't happy just screwing up their part of the country. They've got to come down here and screw us too.

I don't think Missouri has been called yet. At least in the heartland most are a tad more sensible, ex Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, etc. We don't have as many damned Yankees coming here (certain folks excluded in that comment, such as my favorite person from New Jersey). :D

Lars1701a
11-05-2008, 11:24 AM
I still think Hillary would have been 'less bad' then Obama.
She's bad. But he's the anti-christ.

I agree with you she would have been less bad. lol

jediab
11-05-2008, 11:48 AM
I agree with you she would have been less bad. lol

Me too. I think she would have been less bad.

Lars1701a
11-05-2008, 12:19 PM
I don't think Missouri has been called yet. At least in the heartland most are a tad more sensible, ex Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, etc. We don't have as many damned Yankees coming here (certain folks excluded in that comment, such as my favorite person from New Jersey). :D

I hope i am that favorite person :)

YupItsMe
11-05-2008, 04:05 PM
Its funny Rush said yesterday that people fleeing from the north to south for lesser taxes are voting in people who will raise their taxes lol



That's pretty much what happened to VT in the Sixties ans Seventies. Everybody from NY and Assachusetts wanted to come here because it was great. now, it's just NY with more trees. We've got the crime, the drugs, the high taxes. the yuppy overpriced shops. dirty stinky hippies everywhere.

SaintLouieWoman
11-05-2008, 05:35 PM
I hope i am that favorite person :)

Oops, talking about my husband, from New Jersey, moved to Florida and then to STL. But you're my favorite currently posting from NJ. :D

SaintLouieWoman
11-05-2008, 05:36 PM
That's pretty much what happened to VT in the Sixties ans Seventies. Everybody from NY and Assachusetts wanted to come here because it was great. now, it's just NY with more trees. We've got the crime, the drugs, the high taxes. the yuppy overpriced shops. dirty stinky hippies everywhere.

Glad I live in the Midwest. We do have crime and drugs, but not the high taxes or dirty stinky hippies or arrogant, gloating NY'ers. And they did call Missouri for McCain. So we're not responsible for what is going to descend upon the US. That somehow gives me at least a little comfort.

Zeus
11-05-2008, 05:39 PM
1 Samuel 8:4-19

4 Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah,

5 And said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.

6 But the thing displeased Samuel, when they said, Give us a king to judge us. And Samuel prayed unto the LORD.

7 And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.

8 According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee.

9 Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them.

10 And Samuel told all the words of the LORD unto the people that asked of him a king.

11 And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots.

12 And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots.

13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

14 And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants.

15 And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants.

16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work.

17 He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants.

18 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day.

19 Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us;

Lars1701a
11-05-2008, 05:46 PM
Oops, talking about my husband, from New Jersey, moved to Florida and then to STL. But you're my favorite currently posting from NJ. :D


Cool :D :D

marinejcksn
11-05-2008, 11:06 PM
I don't think Missouri has been called yet. At least in the heartland most are a tad more sensible, ex Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, etc. We don't have as many damned Yankees coming here (certain folks excluded in that comment, such as my favorite person from New Jersey). :D

So I can't migrate from Pa to the South when I'm finished in the Marines? Aw dang...we were looking at maybe buying a place in Texas. :(

KCornett
11-06-2008, 05:57 AM
So I can't migrate from Pa to the South when I'm finished in the Marines? Aw dang...we were looking at maybe buying a place in Texas. :(

An Old Joke goes like this....

You know the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

A Yankee visits... A Damn Yankee stays.