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Rebel Yell
11-06-2008, 09:52 AM
How do they say Barack Obama in China?
























Kun Di Soon

Rebel Yell
11-06-2008, 09:55 AM
Got this text message election night..............





This could be our new National Anthem tomorrow..........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3HBn89Pg4&feature=related

wulfpaw
11-14-2008, 04:13 AM
:D What do you call a white 'community organizer'? - Grand Kleagle!

Rebel Yell
11-14-2008, 09:44 AM
:D What do you call a white 'community organizer'? - Grand Kleagle!

I don't care who y'are. That's funny right there.:D

patriot45
11-14-2008, 11:01 AM
Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.

wulfpaw
11-15-2008, 04:37 PM
Lol, it makes me wonder why he bothered to fly to hawaii, he could have walked there instead. One big plus, he won't have to raise taxes after all, during his campaign we've already seen him turn bullshit into gold. ;)

lawolverine
11-16-2008, 07:01 AM
lol! i love it!

lawolverine
11-16-2008, 07:03 AM
thats right and we will give it to him good!!!!

Zathras
11-16-2008, 01:41 PM
You know what the biggest Obaaahma joke is? Him as President.

EricMartin
11-16-2008, 01:58 PM
Why did Barack Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.

Why does Barack Obama never laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.

:rolleyes:

noonwitch
11-17-2008, 12:57 PM
Why did Barack Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.

Why does Barack Obama never laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.

:rolleyes:


The second joke is very funny, even some DUers might laugh at it.

M21
11-17-2008, 12:59 PM
I got this text message the day after the election.

"All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

:rolleyes:

ralph wiggum
11-17-2008, 01:07 PM
I got this text message the day after the election.

"All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

:rolleyes:

I got the same one.

Mythic
11-19-2008, 01:33 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l86/MythicRuler/image001.jpg

Rebel Yell
11-19-2008, 09:47 AM
I got this text message the day after the election.

"All whites report to the cotton fields at 8 a.m."

:rolleyes:

I got this one......

*Breaking News* Black people have just announced they are switching their votes to McCain, Because Obama has promised them all jobs.

and

Hallmark is coming out with an Obama Christmas ornament. So every family in America can hang a ****** from a tree.

thegatesofzion
11-19-2008, 11:13 AM
Hope this doesn't bother anyone.

PoliCon
11-19-2008, 11:46 AM
Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.

PoliCon
11-19-2008, 11:50 AM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.