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Shannon
11-06-2008, 07:54 PM
Can there possibly be a worse spirit than scotch? It's horrid! Ick, ick, ick. What is your vote for worst liquor? (after scotch, of course):p

SarasotaRepub
11-06-2008, 07:56 PM
Gin!!!!!!!!!!:D

BSR
11-06-2008, 07:59 PM
all liquor is good liquor if its mixed right and you drink enough.

jendf
11-06-2008, 08:07 PM
Everclear...

Shannon
11-06-2008, 08:08 PM
Everclear...

Are you Irish or Indian?:p

JB
11-06-2008, 08:14 PM
Can you bring this up as an agenda item at the next Chick Coffee Clatch meeting?

Chicks don't drink scotch. This was already discussed here.

Shannon
11-06-2008, 08:15 PM
Can you bring this up as an agenda item at the next Chick Coffee Clatch meeting?

Chicks don't drink scotch. This was already discussed here.

No shit.:rolleyes:

JB
11-06-2008, 08:16 PM
No shit.:rolleyes:My bad.

Shiner Bock beer blows.

Jumpy
11-06-2008, 08:19 PM
Scotch.. YUCK!!! Tequila - YUCK!!!

Shannon
11-06-2008, 08:33 PM
Tequila is good as long as it's chilled.



Oh yeah, Penelope Cruz is ugly.

jendf
11-06-2008, 08:34 PM
Are you Irish or Indian?:p

I don't know what that means!

Shannon
11-06-2008, 08:36 PM
I don't know what that means!

Then you're neither.

jendf
11-06-2008, 08:40 PM
Then you're neither.

That's true!

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 08:56 PM
Can there possibly be a worse spirit than scotch? It's horrid! Ick, ick, ick. What is your vote for worst liquor? (after scotch, of course):p

Scotch is mother's milk. Scotch is aqua vitae...the water of life.

Scotch is Number One.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 08:57 PM
all liquor is good liquor if its mixed right and you drink enough.

I am in awe of you.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 08:58 PM
Gin!!!!!!!!!!:D


Gin is wonderful.

The Martini is the perfect cocktail.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:00 PM
Scotch.. YUCK!!! Tequila - YUCK!!!

:eek::eek:

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:01 PM
Tequila is good as long as it's chilled.



Oh yeah, Penelope Cruz is ugly.


Penelope Cruz is a goddess. Her enormous teeth and lack of a chin go perfectly together.

JB
11-06-2008, 09:06 PM
Gin is wonderful.

The Martini is the perfect cocktail.They should have stopped inventing cocktails after the discovery of the martini.

And none of those bullshit apple martinis, vodka martinis, chocolate martinis. They give the drink a bad name.

Shannon
11-06-2008, 09:15 PM
Bubba, you are no longer permitted to post in any of my threads. Go away.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:17 PM
They should have stopped inventing cocktails after the discovery of the martini.

And none of those bullshit apple martinis, vodka martinis, chocolate martinis. They give the drink a bad name.

You are obviously a man of culture, wit, and are intellectually brilliant.

Yes, there is no chocolate martini. I cannot help but bemoan the fact that, often, I must specify a gin martini when i order this cocktail. And i must say that i don't want it dirty.

I recently ordered a martini at a nice restaurant. The young waitress asked me if I wanted Absolute or yada or yada......and I said no, i wanted gin, Tanqueray 10 please, and then...I swear...she asked me if I wanted it dirty.

She was a lovely young thing. If she had been offering to pur it down a part of her anatomy into a stem glass I might have ordered it that way, but I was old enough to be her father. I took a brief moment to explain.

Damn ain't I a peach? :p:D

Sweet kid though, really. And she brought me a nice martini.

SarasotaRepub
11-06-2008, 09:18 PM
Gin is wonderful.

The Martini is the perfect cocktail.

As long as it's all vodka man! :D

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:20 PM
Bubba, you are no longer permitted to post in any of my threads. Go away.


Well you said you're moving to Georgia. You're gonna be one of my neighbors. :D

I'll tell you everything you need to know. You can count on me. :p

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:24 PM
As long as it's all vodka man! :D


I like vodka and gin. Each is differnt yet enjoyable.

But gin is one of those things you either like or you don't.

Shannon
11-06-2008, 09:28 PM
Well you said you're moving to Georgia. You're gonna be one of my neighbors. :D

I'll tell you everything you need to know. You can count on me. :p

I don't need you. My daddy is a real southerner.

JB
11-06-2008, 09:31 PM
As long as it's all vodka man! :DDamnit.

That's not a martini. That's a Gibson.

Defiant1
11-06-2008, 09:32 PM
Gin is wonderful.

The Martini is the perfect cocktail.


Only if you use Bombay Sapphire

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:40 PM
Only if you use Bombay Sapphire

Oh man, that's some fine stuff.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:41 PM
I don't need you. My daddy is a real southerner.

What a coincidence!!!! So am I.

Gingersnap
11-06-2008, 09:48 PM
No vodka for me. The one and only time I got barfing drunk involved vodka and my hair still hurts when I think about it.

I'm not a sake fan, either. Warm, cold, pricey, cheap: it all tastes like window cleaner to me. I can't say that I'm big rum fan and tequila is something you drink after you pre-game and only when someone else is buying.

Shannon
11-06-2008, 09:51 PM
What a coincidence!!!! So am I.

I think not. You gave up your credentials all too easily. You disgust me.

Bubba Dawg
11-06-2008, 09:57 PM
I think not. You gave up your credentials all too easily. You disgust me.

Dang. it was the Phillies thing wasn't it.

linda22003
11-07-2008, 08:08 AM
Chicks DO drink Scotch. Good single malt scotch. Those of us whose palates have gotten past our Mountain Dew years, that is.

megimoo
11-07-2008, 08:11 AM
Chicks DO drink Scotch. Good single malt scotch. Those of us whose palates have gotten past our Mountain Dew years, that is.You just can't help it can you ?

noonwitch
11-07-2008, 09:09 AM
Gin. I've never liked it, if I order a Tom Collins, it's a vodka collins. I don't really drink liquor much anymore. I never hated scotch, but I always preferred higher-proof whiskey I could drink shots of, like gold label Southern Comfort or JD.


I like wine, these days. The good stuff from France comes out the week before Thanksgiving, otherwise I prefer italian wines like Pinot Grigio.

Celtic Rose
11-07-2008, 09:27 AM
I strongly dislike Tequila. It is unnecessary :p

linda22003
11-07-2008, 09:27 AM
Vodka has no flavor, so what's the point?

Celtic Rose
11-07-2008, 09:33 AM
Vodka has no flavor, so what's the point?

It makes it perfect to mix with things :p Cranberry kamikaze, vodka with cranberry and 7-up. Yummy stuff ;):p

linda22003
11-07-2008, 09:34 AM
Oh. You mean being able to get drunk without the taste of alcohol. :p

Celtic Rose
11-07-2008, 09:35 AM
Oh. You mean being able to get drunk without the taste of alcohol. :p

Yes :p That is my preference :D I'll do rum straight though. I discovered that it is pretty good when my cousin brought a flask of it to a wedding :p

linda22003
11-07-2008, 09:39 AM
My dad taught me to drink liquor straight, not to "mask" it with mixers in order to get it down. He said if I didn't like the flavor, I had no business drinking it. He also taught me that was the way to control my intake; I wouldn't get loaded on something sweet-tasting and miss how much alcohol was really in it. A very good lesson.

DarkScribe
11-07-2008, 11:29 AM
I tried Scotch once many years ago with a good buddy of mine. I didn't hate it but didn't "wow" over it either. Although it went well with the fine stogies we imbibed with said drink. :D

megimoo
11-07-2008, 12:34 PM
Damnit.

That's not a martini. That's a Gibson.Negative man ,A Gibson is a martini with an pearl onion !

LogansPapa
11-07-2008, 12:55 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7Z6R3zsIJm9gJM:http://www.grandwineandspirit.com/images/ChivasRegal18yrs.gif

Some wouldn't know real style and taste if it bit them right in the ass. :cool:

Goldwater
11-25-2008, 05:12 PM
Negative man ,A Gibson is a martini with an pearl onion !

Double negative sir, this is a Gibson.

http://holycow.typepad.com/holycow/images/2007/07/15/gibson_355_001.jpg

biccat
11-25-2008, 05:28 PM
Double negative sir, this is a Gibson.
Triple negative.

This is a Gibson.
http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/mad-max.jpg

Zeus
11-25-2008, 06:43 PM
Tequila is good as long as it's chilled.



Oh yeah, Penelope Cruz is ugly.


Chilled Tequila ! What are you a Yuppie Mexican ;)

BSR
11-25-2008, 06:48 PM
Triple negative.

This is a Gibson.
http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/mad-max.jpg

c-c-c-c-combo breaker


this is a Gibson



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/2448381394_b0ac3dbda3.jpg

Bubba Dawg
11-25-2008, 08:13 PM
Scotch.

Fill a glass with ice. Fill it with scotch.

Really good scotch, single malt, drink straight up.

Dang I want a drink. I only drink on the weekend.

And holidays.

RobJohnson
11-26-2008, 10:30 AM
Scotch.

Fill a glass with ice. Fill it with scotch.

Really good scotch, single malt, drink straight up.

Dang I want a drink. I only drink on the weekend.

And holidays.

Isn't the day before Thanksgiving a holiday?

I limit myself to one or two drinks a month, but I have been known to break this rule. A month or so, my 28 year old "friend" and I got pretty buzzed up while gambling...I came home with her and $300...maybe the booze made me lucky?

I love tequila, mostly in a margarita on the rocks. I also enjoy a Bloody Mary once or twice a month...

Damn....now I want a drink at 7:30 am..........

Space Gravy
11-26-2008, 11:09 AM
Not a big fan of the overly sweet stuff (Kahlua, Bailey's, Schnapps and other Brandy's)

BadCat
11-26-2008, 11:24 AM
Uhm....

Y'all realize that this thread was NEVER about Scotch, don't you?

RobJohnson
11-26-2008, 11:29 AM
Uhm....

Y'all realize that this thread was NEVER about Scotch, don't you?

You are right.

Now it's all about me. :D

RobJohnson
11-26-2008, 11:30 AM
Not a big fan of the overly sweet stuff (Kahlua, Bailey's, Schnapps and other Brandy's)

Bailey's and Kahlua rock!

I even have my mother buying Kahlua for her coffee! Mom also enjoys crown royal on the rocks.

BadCat
11-26-2008, 11:33 AM
You are right.

Now it's all about me. :D

I KNEW you were really CW.
I have suspected it all along.

RobJohnson
11-26-2008, 11:36 AM
I KNEW you were really CW.
I have suspected it all along.

Naw, you can't trace my proxy.

You have no proof.

When do the hookers show up?