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Banacek
07-19-2016, 10:51 AM
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http://moonbattery.com/?p=74455

Banacek
07-19-2016, 06:00 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Sherlock_Holmes_Guns.jpg

Banacek
07-24-2016, 12:09 PM
http://moonbattery.com/graphics/im_white_privilege.jpg




http://moonbattery.com/?p=74470

Banacek
07-24-2016, 12:14 PM
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Banacek
07-25-2016, 05:08 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Book_Cover.jpg


http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/the-audacity-of-the-dope-the-greatest-obama-story-ever-told-t2144.html

Wayne
07-27-2016, 07:39 PM
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07-28-2016, 09:49 AM
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

Banacek
07-31-2016, 02:50 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/download/file.php?mode=view&id=39952

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08-02-2016, 09:59 PM
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop

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08-02-2016, 10:00 PM
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato

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08-02-2016, 10:00 PM
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

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08-02-2016, 10:01 PM
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

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08-04-2016, 04:31 PM
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

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08-04-2016, 04:32 PM
''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

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08-04-2016, 04:32 PM
''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

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08-04-2016, 04:32 PM
''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill

Banacek
08-04-2016, 06:40 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/SuperVoters_Chart.jpg


Great news, comrades! Our court system is doing its due diligence in assuring that every Democrat voter is a SuperVoter™. By striking down voter ID requirements in four states, hopefully setting a trend, Democrat SuperVoters™ can vote early and often.


How do the courts do it? Simple. By invoking the Race Card™, unbiased fair-minded judges are able to satisfy themselves that demanding a voter identify himself (or herself, itself, etc.) is racist. In fact, one justice said that North Carolina’s law clearly showed “racially-discriminatory intent” and that the law would “target African-Americans with almost surgical precision”. And who can argue against that? It’s true that you can apply for free voter identification cards in Wisconsin, North Dakota, North Carolina, and Texas, but that’s not the point. Asking someone who isn’t white to identify themselves is so patently racist, it takes one’s breath away to think that voter ID laws and other Jim Crow legislation still exist in this country.


Being progressive, we’re not saying that minorities are less intelligent or less capable of getting voter IDs than white people. Oh, who do I think I’m fooling? Of course we are. Let’s just put that on the table for all to see. We’re progressives. We have demanded lower standards for minorities for so long because we honestly see them as inferior. You know it, and I know it. We think these laws are racist simply because we assume the inability of a person of minority status to figure out how to get a voter ID without handholding from a compassionate white progressive. There, just admit it and feel better about yourself. After all, assuming minorities are inferior isn’t racism, it’s compassion.


But back to the subject at hand. Let’s hope that what was begun in these four states is only the beginning. If more such laws are struck down over the next month or two, it will be too late to challenge them successfully in higher courts and get the decisions overturned before the election. The newly empowered SuperVoters™ may be able to tip the election in some districts. Finally, we will see the end of White Privilege™ in this country, and we’ll elect an old white woman in a white pantsuit instead of Trump who is just too dark to be our next president.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/courts-rulings-make-every-democrat-voter-a-supervoter-t18294.html

Banacek
08-04-2016, 06:44 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/32043


Comrades, a new Endangered Species™ has evolved from the youngest of the finalists in the evolutionary pre-selected generation of the leaders of Next Tuesday™. Purple Penguins are found only in Nebraska but with a rigorous and closely monitored education campaign, we will be able to populate almost every part of the nation.

A Nebraska school district has instructed its teachers to stop referring to students by “gendered expressions” such as “boys and girls,” and use “gender inclusive” ones such as “purple penguins” instead.


http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/purple-penguins-have-evolved-from-the-children-t15039.html

Banacek
08-10-2016, 06:37 PM
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Banacek
08-10-2016, 06:38 PM
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Banacek
08-11-2016, 07:00 PM
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Banacek
08-13-2016, 01:15 PM
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http://moonbattery.com/?p=75142

Banacek
08-15-2016, 02:39 PM
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oldcoastie1
08-24-2016, 09:50 AM
I never send chain letters, but this one works.

You will be offered sex by simply passing it on! It's incredible!

Send 'I LOVE HILLARY' to ten friends.

At least 9 will reply telling you to go fuck yourself

Banacek
08-24-2016, 04:11 PM
I never send chain letters, but this one works.

You will be offered sex by simply passing it on! It's incredible!

Send 'I LOVE HILLARY' to ten friends.

At least 9 will reply telling you to go fuck yourself


:lol: :woot: :woot:

Banacek
08-24-2016, 04:18 PM
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To prove her robust health, Hillary has put on her pickle suit and ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City.

You can see her high speed, agile sprint which put her just ahead of Al Sharpton.

She demonstrated speed, stability, style and grace and after getting halfway across the street was quickly ushered to her waiting limousine away from the nosey paparazzi and their prying cameras.

This stellar and highly athletic performance should put to rest any doubts that she is unfit.

When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-runs-marathon-t18427.html

Banacek
08-24-2016, 04:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lkeZ2P4SiY8

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/young-thought-criminals-t3514.html

Banacek
08-24-2016, 04:40 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Boston_Globe_Trump_Parody_Obama.jpg

Note the headline in the bottom left of this. This mockup was made on the date shown in the headlines.



http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/we-re-funnier-and-redder-than-the-boston-globe-t17816.html

Banacek
08-26-2016, 02:07 PM
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Banacek
08-28-2016, 12:35 PM
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https://twitter.com/ophidianpilot/status/769845723361865728?s=03

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08-29-2016, 05:38 PM
Sally Mullihan of Clearwater, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama."

She starts work in the morning!

Majored in Intersectional Climate Change Gender Studies Interpretive Dance Therapy

​"Everything happens for a reason."​ Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

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09-01-2016, 06:48 PM
Lying

Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.

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09-03-2016, 10:15 AM
Politician: Someone who can give you his or her complete attention without hearing a word you say.

Banacek
09-03-2016, 05:16 PM
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Banacek
09-03-2016, 05:31 PM
http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/obama-birth-certificate.jpg




http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/more-thought-criminals-in-our-beloved-ussa-exposed-t6303.html

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09-06-2016, 09:08 PM
Faced with the prospect of either voting for Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Ann Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15th, at the age of 68.


-obituary in the Richmond Times Dispatch

Banacek
09-09-2016, 12:51 PM
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09-20-2016, 11:51 AM
January 27, 2017 an earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance

Latin American countries are sending clothing

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop

The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies

The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.


God Bless President Trump.

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09-26-2016, 09:58 AM
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

Banacek
10-03-2016, 02:00 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Ameriphobia.jpg

This comes from our friend, Joel Gilbert, who we think should've posted it on the People's Cube first. But he didn't, so we are reposting it from TruthRevolt. Our only addition to it is the illustration above.


Once upon a time, phobias were confined to fears of heights, insects, and closed spaces.

But ever since Stalin’s mad scientists condemned those objecting to collectivism to psychiatric wards, progressives have gleefully labeled opposing opinions as mental disorders.

Fast forward from Stalin’s gulags to America today – if you believe in traditional marriage, you are unwell, you are “homophobic” (as was Barack Obama until 2012).

When an ISIS terror attack occurs on US soil, President Obama lectures Americans to keep their “Islamophobia” in check.

If you are not voting for the progressive presidential candidate, it's due to your “xenophobia,” as Obama told an audience in Laos recently.

The president explained that Americans are born with a latent “racism gene,” which gets triggered when we are low on cash.

And beware, if you are a woman who doesn’t like men in your ladies room, liberals will soon be calling you out for a bad case of “transphobia.”

It is now abundantly clear that progressivism is the only real mental illness to speak of, and it’s time conservatives respond in kind.

So when Democrats banish American flags from their presidential convention, or when they condemn our police, what should Conservatives do?

The answer is: fix the Liberal with a steady gaze, point a quivering finger, and declare loudly “you are an Ameriphobe!

More at

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ameriphobia-symptoms-causes-and-treatment-t18717.html

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10-11-2016, 06:34 PM
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

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10-11-2016, 06:35 PM
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce

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10-11-2016, 06:35 PM
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers

Banacek
10-18-2016, 02:22 PM
The Huffington Post also found out there's finally proof of Bin Laden's death -- he registered to vote in Chicago as a democrat

Unknown

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10-27-2016, 02:28 PM
Rumor has it that you can fool the people 80% of the time.

Considering politics today, that's below the national average.

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10-28-2016, 08:24 PM
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.

“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”

“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”

“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.”

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!

The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”

Banacek
10-31-2016, 06:57 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/40746

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10-31-2016, 09:58 PM
Here ya go.....


http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/40746-hillary-weiner.jpg

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11-01-2016, 11:20 AM
There are often times that, regardless who wins the election, the voters lose.

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11-01-2016, 08:08 PM
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.

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11-04-2016, 04:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsWLBOyEv6o

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11-05-2016, 11:16 AM
A political moderate is a politician who makes enemies right and left.

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11-11-2016, 06:43 PM
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F

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11-12-2016, 06:13 PM
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected."

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11-14-2016, 07:27 PM
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now Get To It!"

The Moral of the Story is: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Banacek
11-22-2016, 03:30 PM
Obama to pardon cast of HAMILTON for cultural appropriation


As all of us on the progressive left already know, the racist hate crime of "cultural appropriation" is only to be enforced against those of the white male heterosexual persuasion. However, since the rigged electoral victory of November 8, 2016 and the pending hostile takeover of the American presidency by the fascist politically incorrect Donald J. Trump, all rules of social justice enforcement are now in jeopardy.

Fears among the social justice warriors and safe-spacers are that Mr. Trump will utilize the powers of his phone and pen to apply racial fairness among the masses. As such, reports from inside the White House are that President Obama will soon take the unprecedented action of issuing a presidential pardon to the entire cast and crew of the hit Broadway show HAMILTON for its cultural appropriation of dead white men from the 18th century.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-to-pardon-hamilton-cast-t18983.html

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11-30-2016, 11:38 PM
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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12-05-2016, 03:46 PM
The consensus after the election is…

100% of Americans think that 50% of Americans have lost their minds.

Banacek
12-20-2016, 04:02 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Hillary_DarthVader_Lack_of_Faith.jpg

[QUOTE]Rash of faithless electors refuse to vote for…Clinton?

As electoral college voters met Monday, many went rogue — but not from President-elect Donald Trump as was expected. Several “faithless electors” who cast their presidential ballots Monday for someone other than Trump or Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton did so in support of Clinton’s Democratic primary challenger, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

We don't envy these "faithless electors" for their fate is terrible. If the phrase "you have failed me for the last time" doesn't ring the bell, watch this video taken at the Clinton's campaign headquarters shortly before the election. The transcript is below.

Huma Abedin: What of the Rebellion? If the Deplorables have obtained a complete technical reading of this campaign, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Hillary Clinton: The emails you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

John Podesta: Any attack made by the Deplorables against this campaign would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This campaign is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!

Hillary Clinton: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

John Podesta: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Madam Secretary. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen emails, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Deplorables' hidden sourc...

[Hillary makes a pinching motion and Podesta starts choking]

Hillary Clinton: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-finds-the-lack-of-faith-among-electors-disturbing-t19090.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zzs-OvfG8tE

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12-21-2016, 02:20 PM
From a total of 44 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the 5th best. The A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement "After 8 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever."

These are the details according to Texas A&M:

1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first,

2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,

3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,

4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and

5. Obama came in fifth.

Banacek
12-21-2016, 07:39 PM
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Banacek
01-05-2017, 07:04 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Russian_Hacker_Anthony_Weiner.jpg

Banacek
01-19-2017, 07:10 PM
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01-23-2017, 11:21 AM
In a democracy, (or my favorite democratic republic) your vote counts.

In feudalism, your count votes.

Banacek
01-23-2017, 06:02 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-d0H_QfVuzh0/WIUKNEKTEYI/AAAAAAAB08w/r7nbG-7z394OWoXB4wHM5B4yHeG65Yb9wCJoC/w400-h322-p/C2y9smrUUAAvzbs.jpg

eismann82
01-27-2017, 02:52 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPxmhc5jHlf/

Sent from my SM-S765C using Tapatalk

Banacek
01-29-2017, 04:09 PM
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/be22d230e9dc30ad416b6ef51c4df36b647d949d5165714d48 c7528512d5d6fe.gif

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01-30-2017, 09:53 AM
A new type of broom just came out; it is sweeping the nation.

Banacek
01-30-2017, 03:37 PM
New symbol of the democratic party

http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fkafircrusaders.files.wordpre ss.com%2F2013%2F06%2Fabiacbia.jpg

Banacek
01-31-2017, 06:55 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Madonna_Shortie_Trump_Spell.jpg

Banacek
02-03-2017, 04:05 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Hillary_Suing_Satan_Soul.png

Banacek
02-06-2017, 02:04 PM
http://moonbattery.com/graphics/americans-in-mexico.jpg

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02-07-2017, 05:47 PM
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?

The Mafia is organized

Banacek
02-20-2017, 03:26 PM
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02-20-2017, 11:17 PM
Well, it should be true!!!

http://wwwlibertyfriends.blogspot.com/2017/02/trump-just-sent-michelle-obama-bill.html#.WKuvH_nyu01


Michelle Obama will go down in history as the First Lady who spent more money than any other. In addition to her 214 personal assistants, 32 gardeners, 11 dog walkers and her own mother on the government payroll as a “day care provider,” Moochelle also purchased $11 million worth of new furniture, an airplane, four yachts and two limousines with taxpayer money. What’s worse is that after she left, she decided she should be able to keep all of that stuff, even though technically it belongs to the American people. After an audit by the White House budget office, President Trump ordered that Michelle Obama be sent a bill for everything she should have paid for by herself but used government money instead. The bill, which totals eleventy billion dollars, is more than the Obama family will likely be able to afford in their lifetime.

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02-21-2017, 11:32 PM
My Congressman

I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.

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03-29-2017, 08:54 PM
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.

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04-05-2017, 11:58 AM
Name the two houses of congress.

Nut and mad.

Banacek
05-06-2017, 12:32 PM
Terror in Europe Program," that he hopes will revive his faltering campaign days before France's voters go the polls.

"It is unfair that France and other enlightened and generous nations, who open their borders and welcome Muslim refugees, must suffer the most from Islamic terrorism," Macron said at a campaign rally on Monday. "Being a fair-minded person, I am both saddened and outraged that less enlightened nations, especially Poland, who close their borders to Muslim migrants, get to enjoy terror-free existence. It just doesn't make sense."

Macron promised to use all his power and influence as Prime Minister to ensure that Islamic terrorism in Europe is distributed more equitably. "This means Poland will be forced to absorb more of the terror attacks on European soil because that is what enlightened nations do," he said.

Asked how his powers as PM would help to turn his ideas into reality, the suave, devastatingly handsome Macron reminded everyone that France is not America whose government must abide by outdated constitutional limitations. "Americans may brag about their freedom, but it is, in fact, our government that has a lot more freedom to do what's necessary in any given political situation," said Macron.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/macron-pledges-to-redistribute-eu-terror-attacks-fairly-t19426.html

http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Macron_Islamic_Terror_Equality.jpg

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07-05-2017, 10:40 PM
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill

Banacek
07-06-2017, 06:25 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Domino_Carousel_Min_Wage.jpg

A hat tip to the People's Cube

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07-07-2017, 10:36 AM
What’s the difference between politicians and Pinocchio?

The puppet eventually stopped lying.

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07-07-2017, 06:42 PM
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop, Greek Slave & Fable Author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

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07-14-2017, 11:38 PM
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.



I don't wanna live that long!!

Banacek
07-16-2017, 01:33 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEimRbeUIAA5ZMQ.jpg

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08-03-2017, 11:11 AM
My dog alternates between being a Republican and a Democrat.

He is a political animal.

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08-06-2017, 06:21 PM
"Mr President, Ms Clinton on the phone for you."

"Ms Clinton, to what do I owe the honor?"

"Mr President, Supreme Court justice Ruth Ginsberg has just passed away. I would very much like to take her place."

"I see no problem with that if the funeral home agrees."

Articulate_Ape
08-08-2017, 10:16 AM
This would be funnier if it weren't so accurate.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/51300bbaff1fe5bf13bcee2b96cca165.jpg

ABC
08-23-2017, 12:59 PM
*URGENT* *URGENT* *URGENT*

Attention SR ...

Please identity & expunge all members, past and present, whose last names end in "Lee", "Ly", "Li", etc...

(Even if when pronounced simply *sounds* like "Lee", as it seems to matter in this case.)

Lest we are attacked by any SJW folks that may be lurking.

Who knows which forums they might take down in the middle of the night?!!!

Banacek
09-01-2017, 06:32 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DawJTCHuL3c/TdqS3NFvuyI/AAAAAAAANQQ/lrmJkEC-OEM/mo-grinch-1%20copy_thumb%5B5%5D.jpg?

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09-14-2017, 10:21 PM
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude".
"You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."
The man below responded, "You must be a politician". "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!

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09-27-2017, 08:32 PM
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers

Banacek
09-30-2017, 02:23 PM
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OYwUL5SnbIw/Wc7zq7emTXI/AAAAAAAAF48/oEKBTrucA1c_pb0p7sX1IpLR_f_VsE6CgCLcBGAs/s1600/Kneel.jpg


http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2017/09/hahahahahahaha.html

ABC
10-18-2017, 06:40 PM
Anyone catch "The Five" on Fox tonight?

I don't always watch the show, listen only, most of the time.

Jessie Waters, on the last segment, introducing, the subject of a woman taking her pet chicken on a water board or whatever it was, started off by saying ...

"What the cluck!"

That caught my attention, however! Witty man! :biggrin-new:

Banacek
11-13-2017, 04:24 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/various_uploads/Transgendered_Obamas_Army.jpg





http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/rules-of-engagement-changes-anger-us-army-ordnance-corps-t19820.html

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12-23-2017, 11:29 PM
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected."

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01-30-2018, 07:26 PM
Am listening to the best comedy show of the year ...

While preparing dinner and awaiting tonight's SOTU speech.

The one and only MSNBC! :biggrin-new:

And believe me they do not disappoint! Ha! Ha!

Will also try to catch BET's response from Ms. Maxine after the speech. Mercy what a night! I love it!

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02-09-2018, 10:09 PM
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.
One little boy raises his hand. Hillary asks him his name.
"Kenny," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?”
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary tells the students that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,
"Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"What is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- whatever happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State? "Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 21 minutes early? "And, fifth -- where's Kenny?

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02-27-2018, 12:06 PM
American Cheese Society’s latest slogan:

“Make America Grate Again.”