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patriot45
11-09-2008, 12:30 PM
Hot red chile pimento cucumber cheese tea sandwiches!:D

I know, it sounds gay, but the chopped hot red peppers fire these babies up.

2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
2 pack cream cheese
2 cukes, grated
2 cans diced pimentos
1 cup hot red peppers minced
3 TBSP whatsthishere sauce
S & P to taste
1/4 sweet onion minced
fresh white bread

Mix everything except the bread in a big bowl. Lay out slices of bread and spoon about 1/2 cup of mixture on each slice. Top with another slice of bread. Trim the crust and slice on the diagonal and grab a cold one!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/food/aaa111002.jpg


How cute!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/food/aaa111004.jpg

megimoo
11-09-2008, 12:52 PM
Hot red chile pimento cucumber cheese tea sandwiches!:D

I know, it sounds gay, but the chopped hot red peppers fire these babies up.

2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
2 pack cream cheese
2 cukes, grated
2 cans diced pimentos
1 cup hot red peppers minced
3 TBSP whatsthishere sauce
S & P to taste
1/4 sweet onion minced
fresh white bread

Mix everything except the bread in a big bowl. Lay out slices of bread and spoon about 1/2 cup of mixture on each slice. Top with another slice of bread. Trim the crust and slice on the diagonal and grab a cold one!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/food/aaa111002.jpg


How cute!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/food/aaa111004.jpg
Lose the 'tea' .Those look good enough to eat but in the interest of being 'dainty' cut off the crust and slice them in in triangle shape.

Your next offering no doubt will be an English style petite Watercress and Cucumber dill canapes served with Jellied Beef Consomme ?

JB
11-09-2008, 05:38 PM
Hot red chile pimento cucumber cheese tea sandwiches!:DThey look good and I'd scarf them down but...tea sandwiches on a Sunday during football season? :eek:

What did your guests say?

Bubba Dawg
11-09-2008, 07:46 PM
Okay, this calls for a Gayness Ruling. I'm in charge of those.

1st. Cucumber Tea Sandwiches = Very Bad. +2

2nd. Cut off the crust = Bad +1

3rd. Hot Peppers = Good -1

4th. White Bread = Very Good -2

5th. Football = Very Good -2

6th. The Florida Toilet Bowl whatevertheheckthatis on the prep surface = -3

Overall Gayness score = -5

Deninitely Manly in the Max.

The Arbiter of Gayness has spoken.

patriot45
11-09-2008, 09:31 PM
Dudes, every one stopped at 2, heat factor 8 on a scale of 10! They were tasty and I still got a bowl of it leftover for using as a dip! -5 indeed!:D It makes your eyes water.

Bubba Dawg
11-09-2008, 09:34 PM
Dudes, every one stopped at 2, heat factor 8 on a scale of 10! They were tasty and I still got a bowl of it leftover for using as a dip! -5 indeed!:D It makes your eyes water.

See guys. The toilet bowl thingie wasn't even needed. :p

Sorry I undervalued the heat there P45. I'm kinda a wimp on such things. :D

patriot45
11-09-2008, 09:40 PM
See guys. The toilet bowl thingie wasn't even needed. :p

Sorry I undervalued the heat there P45. I'm kinda a wimp on such things. :D

Wait till I post the main meal. after the frou frou thingies we had double dipped chicken cutlet parmesan! I'm so full I'm surprised I can still type!! :D

patriot45
11-09-2008, 09:42 PM
Okay, this calls for a Gayness Ruling. I'm in charge of those.

1st. Cucumber Tea Sandwiches = Very Bad. +2

2nd. Cut off the crust = Bad +1

3rd. Hot Peppers = Good -1

4th. White Bread = Very Good -2

5th. Football = Very Good -2

6th. The Florida Toilet Bowl whatevertheheckthatis on the prep surface = -3
Overall Gayness score = -5

Deninitely Manly in the Max.

The Arbiter of Gayness has spoken.


Its actually an ashtray!! On the bowl, it says, Rest your Ash! :D

Bubba Dawg
11-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Wait till I post the main meal. after the frou frou thingies we had double dipped chicken cutlet parmesan! I'm so full I'm surprised I can still type!! :D

I can't wait. :D

I'm still The Arbiter of Gayness. Right?

They told me it was an honor.

They were laughing. :confused:

patriot45
11-09-2008, 09:46 PM
I can't wait. :D

I'm still The Arbiter of Gayness. Right?

They told me it was an honor.

They were laughing. :confused:


Don't worry they were laughing AT you not with you!! :eek::D

Bubba Dawg
11-09-2008, 09:49 PM
Don't worry they were laughing AT you not with you!! :eek::D

That's a relief.

It's hard, havin' a public office like that.

And what does a turnip truck have to do with anything? :confused: