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Robert Karl
11-10-2008, 08:07 PM
I am in Vero Beach Florida.

My favorite fantasy, which occurs almost daily in a variety of scenarios, is clubbing liberals to death with a baseball bat. I do this only in my mind, mind you, but I get exceeding satisfaction from the attention to detail I give to the images of bloody liberal corpses with burst skulls, limbs akimbo, and tsking crowds of awe struck spectators that form to gawk at the remains before animal control comes to hose down the wet spot.

Ah, that felt good.

Now, let's get busy reforming the Republican Party as a true CONSERVATIVE Party, with NO LIBERALS, and precious few centrist moderates. It's ok if they vote for the party, they just shouldn't be inside steering it.

Regards and I welcome your comments.

Robert Karl

megimoo
11-10-2008, 08:12 PM
I am in Vero Beach Florida.

My favorite fantasy, which occurs almost daily in a variety of scenarios, is clubbing liberals to death with a baseball bat. I do this only in my mind, mind you, but I get exceeding satisfaction from the attention to detail I give to the images of bloody liberal corpses with burst skulls, limbs akimbo, and tsking crowds of awe struck spectators that form to gawk at the remains before animal control comes to hose down the wet spot.

Ah, that felt good.

Now, let's get busy reforming the Republican Party as a true CONSERVATIVE Party, with NO LIBERALS, and precious few centrist moderates. It's ok if they vote for the party, they just shouldn't be inside steering it.

Regards and I welcome your comments.

Robert KarlWelcome abord Karl (I hope) .We aren't quite that bad here but we do grow weary of constant liberal agiprop !

Cold Warrior
11-10-2008, 10:35 PM
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My favorite fantasy, which occurs almost daily in a variety of scenarios, is clubbing liberals to death with a baseball bat. I do this only in my mind, mind you, but I get exceeding satisfaction from the attention to detail I give to the images of bloody liberal corpses with burst skulls, limbs akimbo, and tsking crowds of awe struck spectators that form to gawk at the remains before animal control comes to hose down the wet spot.
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Robert Karl

Welcome aboard, RK. You really need to work on those fantasies a bit. The curve of a beautiful woman's derriere, sunset on the cote d'azur, the perfect scotch, and the turn of a second beautiful woman's ankle (concurrently, of course) seem much more productive (and fun). Politics, like life, is a game that we all lose at some point. However, a woman's caress, even (preferably? :D) if it's only for one night, lasts forever.

Ree
11-10-2008, 10:45 PM
I am in Vero Beach Florida.

My favorite fantasy, which occurs almost daily in a variety of scenarios, is clubbing liberals to death with a baseball bat. I do this only in my mind, mind you, but I get exceeding satisfaction from the attention to detail I give to the images of bloody liberal corpses with burst skulls, limbs akimbo, and tsking crowds of awe struck spectators that form to gawk at the remains before animal control comes to hose down the wet spot.

Ah, that felt good.

Now, let's get busy reforming the Republican Party as a true CONSERVATIVE Party, with NO LIBERALS, and precious few centrist moderates. It's ok if they vote for the party, they just shouldn't be inside steering it.

Regards and I welcome your comments.

Robert Karl
My dear child....we need to work on those fantasies abit.....may I suggest ballistic tips, they make such a wonderful splatter....;)

Troll
11-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Now, let's get busy reforming the Republican Party as a true CONSERVATIVE Party, with NO LIBERALS

Welcome to CU.

I hope over the course of your stay here, you'll provide some insights as to how you mean to get to this point that I set in quotes.

The general consensus here on how to reach this goal seems to be to keep voting Republican and trust them to fix their own problems, much the way they didn't do after 1994 and after 2006, and blaming everything on the media when things don't go our way - the way the Democrats blame voter fraud. I'm sure with such an elaborate scheme for liberal execution, you've also managed to dream up some viable ideas on ways to motivate the Republicans to straighten their collective act out. I look forward to hearing them.

Ree
11-10-2008, 11:14 PM
Welcome to CU.

I hope over the course of your stay here, you'll provide some insights as to how you mean to get to this point that I set in quotes.

The general consensus here on how to reach this goal seems to be to keep voting Republican and trust them to fix their own problems, much the way they didn't do after 1994 and after 2006, and blaming everything on the media when things don't go our way - the way the Democrats blame voter fraud. I'm sure with such an elaborate scheme for liberal execution, you've also managed to dream up some viable ideas on ways to motivate the Republicans to straighten their collective act out. I look forward to hearing them.
Did ya take a poll on this or just pull it outta your ass?

Robert Karl
11-11-2008, 12:45 PM
Welcome to CU.

I hope over the course of your stay here, you'll provide some insights as to how you mean to get to this point that I set in quotes.

I voted for GWB twice. By the end of his sixth year I was hoping it would end soon. I watched helplessly as he tried to "make nice" with the congressional Democrats and Liberal Republicans, only to see his last vestiges of credibility drained.

I reluctantly voted for McCain after several better (IMHO) candidates lost in the primaries.

I look, as a model of what has to be done, to the Democratic Party of the 70s and 80s, when the Ultra Liberal minority (NDC New Democratic Coalition) of the party begain a slow and successful takeover of the Party. They began with activist demands for control of local party organizations, challenged every conservative or moderate democrat they could with a primary contest. Used alarmist rhetoric to shame and humiliate moderates and conservatives in the Party, until moderates and conservative democrats just gave up and stopped challenging NDC candidates in primaries. At that point, the NDC BECAME the Democratic Party, and their march to national control was well under way.

Republicans are generally seen as more "civilized" and more reserved in their Party activities and try to avoid primaries against other Republicans (other than in areas of one party control, where a primary is tantamount to the election).

We need to apply the NDC playbook to Republican politics. This does not mean adopting their hated socialistic-communistic-liberal policies. It means use the organizational tactics that WORK to take control of and reshape the Republican Party. Hey, are we the CONSERVATIVE UNDERGROUND or not????

Gingersnap
11-11-2008, 12:54 PM
I am in Vero Beach Florida.

My favorite fantasy, which occurs almost daily in a variety of scenarios, is clubbing liberals to death with a baseball bat.

Now that did make me laugh! In a really bad kind of way that will take some time to square with Jesus.

Welcome aboard! Bat your way on down to the Lounge and tell us your feelings about doctors, puppies, and ruthless cougars. Filthy bathroom stories get Fun Bonus points! :D

FlaGator
11-11-2008, 06:46 PM
Welcome Clubber!

Bubba Dawg
11-11-2008, 06:50 PM
Welcome RK.

Do you use a wooden bat or aluminum? :D

Space Gravy
11-11-2008, 07:17 PM
Welcome. Might I suggest decaf?

jessn050
11-11-2008, 08:06 PM
Well, now I don't feel so bad that I sometimes imagine terrible things being done to ... certain people ...

watching Dexter actually helps though. :)

welcome to the board..

j

Robert Karl
11-12-2008, 12:41 AM
Welcome RK.

Do you use a wooden bat or aluminum? :D

I prefer aluminium, because of the distinct "ping" you hear when a skull actually cracks on impact. Obviously, the "thud" of a good wooden bat does not offer the same resounding effect.

ralph wiggum
11-12-2008, 12:45 AM
I prefer aluminium, because of the distinct "ping" you hear when a skull actually cracks on impact. Obviously, the "thud" of a good wooden bat does not offer the same resounding effect.

The professionals only use wooden bats. :D

Welcome, Robert!