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Retread
10-11-2016, 06:33 PM
What did the three vampires order at the bar?

Two bloods and a blood light...


What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch...


What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?

Veinilla...


Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?

Because it has boogers...


What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?

Boots

FlaGator
10-11-2016, 07:26 PM
A skeleton walks in to a bar and takes a seat. Bartender says "What will it be?" The skeleton replies, "I'll have a beer and a mop."

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10-11-2016, 09:25 PM
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?


Bootiques.

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10-11-2016, 09:28 PM
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.


What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck.


What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich.


What do you call a witch in the desert?

A sandwitch.


What does a vampire fear the most?

Tooth decay.


Where did the vampire open his savings account?

At a blood bank.


Who do vampires buy their cookies from?

The Ghoul Scouts


What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

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10-13-2016, 10:50 PM
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

Peekaboo...


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer...


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're too wrapped up in themselves...


What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends...

Elspeth
10-14-2016, 10:30 AM
A skeleton walks in to a bar and takes a seat. Bartender says "What will it be?" The skeleton replies, "I'll have a beer and a mop."

:biggrin-new:

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10-30-2016, 11:51 PM
Why can't skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs...


Why can't you tell twin witches apart?

You can't tell which which is which


What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?

A Poultrygeist..


What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi


What did the mummy say to the detective?

Let's wrap this case up...


Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?

Because she flunked spelling...

Elspeth
10-31-2016, 12:58 AM
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

:biggrin-new::biggrin-new:

Retread
10-24-2017, 10:49 AM
I wonder, did the headless horseman get to utilize handicapped parking?

RobJohnson
10-26-2017, 01:51 AM
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.

RobJohnson
10-26-2017, 01:56 AM
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RobJohnson
10-30-2017, 05:10 AM
What did one ghost say to the other?

"Do you believe in people?"

RobJohnson
10-31-2017, 03:23 PM
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:06 PM
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:06 PM
Why can't you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which which is which

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:06 PM
What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist.

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:07 PM
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi

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10-31-2017, 09:07 PM
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop...

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:07 PM
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up.

Retread
10-31-2017, 09:08 PM
Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
Because she flunked spelling.