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11-03-2016, 10:14 PM
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Algorithm: Growing old is mandatory, growing up isn't.

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11-03-2016, 10:15 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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11-03-2016, 10:15 PM
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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11-03-2016, 10:15 PM
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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11-03-2016, 10:16 PM
You're never too old to learn something stupid.