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bijou
11-13-2008, 10:02 AM
A North Platte man faces a second-degree domestic assault charge after allegedly attacking his girlfriend for making him macaroni for dinner.

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Matuszczak says she apparently had been hit with a cooking pot, suffering a cut on her nose and bruise on her face. According to the police report, Jacobs was intoxicated and assaulted the woman when he discovered she made macaroni for his dinner.
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link (http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/34328659.html)
Not the most exciting meal perhaps, but hardly grounds for violence.

ralph wiggum
11-13-2008, 10:05 AM
I was really expecting this to have taken place in Florida. :D

Gingersnap
11-13-2008, 10:06 AM
If it was Kraft macaroni, I'd say the guy used a lot of restraint.

bijou
11-13-2008, 10:11 AM
I was really expecting this to have taken place in Florida. :D
It's sausages and sardines that cause a problem in Florida (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/nov/11/sardine-sausage-spat-ends-arrest-fort-pierce/)
FORT PIERCE — An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.

The victim on Sunday told investigators she went to visit her ex-boyfriend, Maxie L. Davis, 43, who lives in the apartment behind hers, and they watched television.

The victim said Davis, of the 3500 block of Sloan Road, went out and she popped open a can of sardines and some Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

“She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened the sardines and sausages,” the affidavit states. “(The victim) stated Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times.” ...

FlaGator
11-13-2008, 11:20 AM
It's sausages and sardines that cause a problem in Florida (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/nov/11/sardine-sausage-spat-ends-arrest-fort-pierce/)

If you remember, in Jacksonville, Florida it was assault with frozen lasagna

bijou
11-13-2008, 11:58 AM
If you remember, in Jacksonville, Florida it was assault with frozen lasagna

Clearly these food as a weapon assaults are spreading across the country from Florida. :(

noonwitch
11-13-2008, 01:44 PM
My parents split because my mom forgot to take meat out of the freezer and asked my dad to go get KFC. At least, that's what their final argument was about.