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11-18-2016, 12:07 AM
Frog parking only, all others will be toad.

Ants are healthy because they have little anti bodies.

Is there ever a day when mattresses aren't on sale?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

I went to the air and space museum but there was nothing there.

Hold the door open for a clown, it's a nice jester.

Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

My reality check bounced

If pride comes before a fall, humility should come by winter.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before.

Cure for obsession: get another one.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

I child-proofed my house but they still get it.

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

The past, present and future walk into a bar; it was tense.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

Does seven days without meat make one weak?