View Full Version : Dear Employees.....

11-14-2008, 11:38 AM
Now circling the internets:

Dear Employees,

As the Owner of this Company, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and
government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that our Customers will
have to see an increase in our prices to them of about 20%. However,
we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our
economy, not to mention, risking losing them as customers.

We will have to lay off about 50 of our employees instead so that we
can continue to serve our Customers without raising our prices.

This has really been eating at me for a while, as I believe we are
family here and I didn’t know how to choose the employees that I will
lay off. So, this is what I did. I walked thru our parking lot and
found Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided
these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change,
so…….. I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

11-14-2008, 02:37 PM
Makes perfect sense to me. :D

11-14-2008, 02:43 PM
Brilliant. Ad to the rolls of truly enslaved masses that won't get it, but will blame everyone but themselves