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Rockntractor
12-01-2016, 10:46 PM
Forget the election recount, end-of-year tax planning, Christmas shopping … in fact, you can forget pretty much everything.
We’re all going die this month or sometime in 2017, depending on what your favorite doomsayer is predicting.
Yes, despite surviving Y2K, global warming and eight years of Barack Obama, we’re not out of the woods yet — the universe has one last dirty trick up its cosmic sleeve.
Planet X aka Niburu! And it’s about to clean Earth’s orbital clock.
Don’t believe it? Just Google “Nibiru December 2016” – 175,000 Google results can’t be wrong.
The giant, rogue planet barreling through the far reaches of the solar system on its erratic orbit – if reports can be believed – will emerge from somewhere between Mars and Neptune after a 100,000-year journey to make either a disastrous flyby or direct collision with Earth. Either way – as it has in all its previous Earth encounters – Nibiru will leave mass extinction in its wake.

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2016/12/doomsayers-planet-x-will-destroy-earth-this-month/#otor0EE5yJEDuYod.99
Well shit!http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/angry/smileys-angry-687657.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

DumbAss Tanker
12-01-2016, 10:54 PM
Or possibly not.

FlaGator
12-01-2016, 10:59 PM
I can't wait.

SarasotaRepub
12-02-2016, 12:10 AM
Cool! I don't have to pay the monthly bills!!!

Oh wait, they are all set on automatic pay. Shit.

:biggrin-new:

SarasotaRepub
12-02-2016, 12:48 AM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51GQ1Q1ZW2L.jpg

:OhNoes:

Rockntractor
12-02-2016, 11:25 AM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51GQ1Q1ZW2L.jpg

:OhNoes:Is that a large orange object impacting us?http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/thinking/smileys-thinking-705257.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

Banacek
12-02-2016, 02:59 PM
Actually, not all that bad for pulp science fiction.

A sequel titled After Worlds Collide also exists.

RobJohnson
12-02-2016, 03:02 PM
Trump has shaken up the entire galaxy.

cadillac shark
12-03-2016, 07:48 AM
It already happened. That's why we have an overlarge Moon.

This ain't no shooting-gallery out here.


'n yeah... After Worlds Collide blows away the first book. Humans wandering the wilderness till they find a mysterious gold road... or a metal one.

The Twilight Zone ripped that part off, so I'm confused about what the road was made of. Anyhow, the wandering humans teach the aliens about the evils of communist-totalitarianism. THE END.

Actually both books ripped-off Jules Verne's Off On A comet.

Adam Wood
12-03-2016, 01:55 PM
Do we know when, exactly? Because I have plans for a couple of Christmas parties, and I don't want to over-buy food if the planet is going to be destroyed before December 16. What a waste that would be.

RobJohnson
12-03-2016, 06:09 PM
Do we know when, exactly? Because I have plans for a couple of Christmas parties, and I don't want to over-buy food if the planet is going to be destroyed before December 16. What a waste that would be.

:biggrin-new:

RedBarchetta
12-12-2016, 05:36 PM
Hahaha, I can't count on both hands (or feet) how many times this claim was made on Coast to Coast AM. The only thing they fear-monger more on that program is a massive power grid failure. 😛

Rockntractor
12-12-2016, 08:08 PM
Are we still here?

RedBarchetta
12-13-2016, 06:06 PM
Are we still here?

Nah, we all got eaten by Planet X, which turned out to be a fat ass Hill-tard. :rolleyes: