Mid- Life Crisis

[Shannon]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

[biccat]

Feeling young?

[lurkalot]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

mid life? you?
only if you plan on living to 120 :p

[Shannon]

Thanks guys. I'll run the bathwater now.

[biccat]

Thanks guys. I'll run the bathwater now.
French lavender soaps, some candles on the side of the tub, and make one of your minions provide you with a healthy supply of wine.

It's a great way to relax, or so my wife tells me.

[linda22003]

Congratulations on feeling 50! I know I got a lot more energy when I hit that age, than I'd had before. :)

[LogansPapa]

Massive consumption of adult beverages will work just fine, and you’ll no longer care.

(don’t vampires live to be like a thousand?)

[BSR]

Thanks guys. I'll run the bathwater now.

Make sure someone helps you in the tub. You might break a hip at your age..

[Junebug68]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

Two things guaranteed to cheer you up:

1. Copious ammounts of alcohol (I recommend Jeager)
2. New shoes. Lots and lots of new shoes

:D

(PS - Probably not the best time to mention I just turned 26 today :D)

[BSR]

Two things guaranteed to cheer you up:

1. Copious ammounts of alcohol (I recommend Jeager)
2. New shoes. Lots and lots of new shoes

:D

(PS - Probably not the best time to mention I just turned 26 today :D)

How you doin?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/fkowalczyk/joey.jpg

[gator]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

You could stop smoking.

[Molon Labe]

You could excercise more, if your not already. I feel like total dog crap since I stopped running and lifting. I had so much energy back then.

[Shannon]

You could stop smoking.

Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p

[Cold Warrior]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? :confused: Trust me, it works! :D

[Teetop]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?:confused:

Can't find your glasses? They're on top of your head. :p

[Phillygirl]

Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p

Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!

[DarkScribe]

Make sure someone helps you in the tub. You might break a hip at your age..

You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p

[BSR]

Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1204360703979.jpg

[BSR]

You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p

Old man? I'm old school sonny, but not that old.. :cool:

[biccat]

Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? :confused: Trust me, it works! :D
Holy crap! I knew you were a 'metrosexual,' but I think you've taken a turn for the worse.

Real football does not involve a round ball. Soccer is far from a man's sport.

[Junebug68]

How you doin?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/fkowalczyk/joey.jpg

LOL I'm doing great :p

[DarkScribe]

Old man? I'm old school sonny, but not that old.. :cool:

Sonny? Don't old farts say that? I'm just messing' with you, relax...:cool: