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Bubba Dawg
11-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Hello to all you elves and munchkins, gnomes and fairies, and assorted wee beasties of CU.

I have a word from Santa Claus. He is very busy and needs our help.

He's making a list, checking it twice, and is having to adjust for the inflation caused by the recent increase in gas prices, and the resulting rise in the cost of reindeer food.

Long and short of it, as soon as Saint Nick heard that Ginger and Mr. Snaps were about to put up Christmas Lights tomorrow, he got on the phone to Old Bubba Dawg and asked a favor.

Instead of all of you CU'ers going to see Santas in each of your various locales, Santa asks that each of you please communicate your Christmas wishes to one of Santa's Helpers, in this case, just because I happen to be here and look a bit like Himself, pass them along to me, your very own Bubba Claus.

So, what would you like Bubba Claus to tell Santa you want for Christmas?

And if you want Santa to bring you a gift that requires a Class 3 Federal Firearms license, Fed Ex a copy of said license to him at the North Pole or else, no dice.

And yes, you can sit on my lap.

asdf2231
11-15-2008, 08:28 PM
Hello to all you elves and munchkins, gnomes and fairies, and assorted wee beasties of CU.

I have a word from Santa Claus. He is very busy and needs our help.

He's making a list, checking it twice, and is having to adjust for the inflation caused by the recent increase in gas prices, and the resulting rise in the cost of reindeer food.

Long and short of it, as soon as Saint Nick heard that Ginger and Mr. Snaps were about to put up Christmas Lights tomorrow, he got on the phone to Old Bubba Dawg and asked a favor.

Instead of all of you CU'ers going to see Santas in each of your various locales, Santa asks that each of you please communicate your Christmas wishes to one of Santa's Helpers, in this case, just because I happen to be here and look a bit like Himself, pass them along to me, your very own Bubba Claus.

So, what would you like Bubba Claus to tell Santa you want for Christmas?

And if you want Santa to bring you a gift that requires a Class 3 Federal Firearms license, Fed Ex a copy of said license to him at the North Pole or else, no dice.

And yes, you can sit on my lap.

Do we have to buy you a drink first? :p

I'll be altruist and ask for peace on Earth and goodwill to man.

And please wipe out those bastard heathen Muzzies.

Thanx. :D

EricMartin
11-15-2008, 08:45 PM
Peace on earth and goodwill to man sounds good, though I'm leaning towards this:

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3189/amcarbz4.jpg

Alternately, I will be satisfied with a couple of these (http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016).

Bubba Dawg
11-15-2008, 09:39 PM
Do we have to buy you a drink first? :p

I'll be altruist and ask for peace on Earth and goodwill to man.

And please wipe out those bastard heathen Muzzies.

Thanx. :D

You ain't gotsta buy da Bubba a drank...but it sho don't hurt nuttin'

I will pass along all requests. The elves have been workin' on the next generation of Predator Drones. This should help in granting both your requests. :D

Bubba Dawg
11-15-2008, 09:41 PM
Peace on earth and goodwill to man sounds good, though I'm leaning towards this:

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3189/amcarbz4.jpg

Alternately, I will be satisfied with a couple of these (http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016).

The elves be workin' overtime to satisfy yo' request....