Oh, dear:"Da First Mama's Got Back !"

[megimoo]

Michelle Obama's Gluteal Golpe (Or, the Tale of the Transcendental Tuchis)

She has coruscating intelligence, beauty, style and -- drumroll, please -- a butt. (Yes, you read that right: I'm going to talk about the first lady's butt.)

As I gradually relaxed, as Michelle strode onto more stages and people started focusing on her clothes and presence instead of her patriotism, it dawned on me -- good God, she has a butt! "Obama’s baby (mama) got back," wrote one feminist blogger.

"OMG, her butt is humongous!" went a typical comment on one African-American online forum, and while it isn't humongous, per se, it is a solid, round, black, class-A boo-tay.

Try as Michelle might to cover it with those Mamie Eisenhower skirts and sheath dresses meant to reassure mainstream voters, the butt would not be denied.

As America fretted about Obama's exoticism and he sought to calm the waters with speeches about unity and common experience, Michelle's body was sending a different message: To hell with biracialism! Compromise, bipartisanship? Don't think so. Here was one clear signifier of blackness that couldn't be tamed, muted or otherwise made invisible. It emerged right before our eyes, in the midst of our growing uncertainty about everything, and we were too bogged down in the daily campaign madness to notice. The one clear predictor of success that the pundits, despite all their fancy maps, charts and holograms, missed completely? Michelle's butt.


We were too bogged down, you see, in the daily madness of discussing issues, arguing talking points, polling voters, and generally conducting the business of electing the next leader of the free world to address the pressing issue of Michelle Obama's rear end. There was a time when a female writer would have relished a female public figure's words being examined instead of her anatomy, but now that we have left behind that provincial trope, we're free to rhetorically and literally leer at the First Lady's behind and debate its social implications. Free at last.

This piece begins with the words, "free at last"— as in Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech, which referenced the reverential, ancient gospel song. "Free at last"— as in the eloquent and efficient phrase used by generations of African Americans to embody the tragedy of slavery, segregation, and America's shame, and the corresponding hope that we could overcome them.

In this case, the phrase is used differently, as in, "Thank God Almighty, we are free from an oppressive history of First Ladies with insufficiently Sir-Mix-a-Lottian figures."


http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2008/11/michelle_obamas_gluteal_golpe.asp

[Lars1701a]

Michelle Obama's Gluteal Golpe (Or, the Tale of the Transcendental Tuchis)

She has coruscating intelligence, beauty, style and -- drumroll, please -- a butt. (Yes, you read that right: I'm going to talk about the first lady's butt.)

As I gradually relaxed, as Michelle strode onto more stages and people started focusing on her clothes and presence instead of her patriotism, it dawned on me -- good God, she has a butt! "Obama’s baby (mama) got back," wrote one feminist blogger.

"OMG, her butt is humongous!" went a typical comment on one African-American online forum, and while it isn't humongous, per se, it is a solid, round, black, class-A boo-tay.

Try as Michelle might to cover it with those Mamie Eisenhower skirts and sheath dresses meant to reassure mainstream voters, the butt would not be denied.

As America fretted about Obama's exoticism and he sought to calm the waters with speeches about unity and common experience, Michelle's body was sending a different message: To hell with biracialism! Compromise, bipartisanship? Don't think so. Here was one clear signifier of blackness that couldn't be tamed, muted or otherwise made invisible. It emerged right before our eyes, in the midst of our growing uncertainty about everything, and we were too bogged down in the daily campaign madness to notice. The one clear predictor of success that the pundits, despite all their fancy maps, charts and holograms, missed completely? Michelle's butt.


We were too bogged down, you see, in the daily madness of discussing issues, arguing talking points, polling voters, and generally conducting the business of electing the next leader of the free world to address the pressing issue of Michelle Obama's rear end. There was a time when a female writer would have relished a female public figure's words being examined instead of her anatomy, but now that we have left behind that provincial trope, we're free to rhetorically and literally leer at the First Lady's behind and debate its social implications. Free at last.

This piece begins with the words, "free at last"— as in Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech, which referenced the reverential, ancient gospel song. "Free at last"— as in the eloquent and efficient phrase used by generations of African Americans to embody the tragedy of slavery, segregation, and America's shame, and the corresponding hope that we could overcome them.

In this case, the phrase is used differently, as in, "Thank God Almighty, we are free from an oppressive history of First Ladies with insufficiently Sir-Mix-a-Lottian figures."


http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2008/11/michelle_obamas_gluteal_golpe.asp


Ya I did notice how much junk she has in her trunk :)

she is not fat at all but her ass is HUGE lol :eek:

[Sonnabend]

This woman will be the most arrogant, most hated First Lady in history.

One look at that face and I see prima donna..selfish, self centred, arrogant, vicious...and I would not be surprised if she starts "putting on airs" as soon as she walks in.

The WH staff are going to wish McCain had been elected...this woman's eyes spell "spoiled bitch"

[Lars1701a]

This woman will be the most arrogant, most hated First Lady in history.

One look at that face and I see prima donna..selfish, self centred, arrogant, vicious...and I would not be surprised if she starts "putting on airs" as soon as she walks in.

The WH staff are going to wish McCain had been elected...this woman's eyes spell "spoiled bitch"

Her sense of entitlement is pretty self evendent.

[Speedy]

The WH staff are going to wish McCain had been elected...this woman's eyes spell "spoiled bitch"

She will put on all of these diva airs and the thing is, Black women have a different sense of what a diva should be. To them, a diva means just being a big bitch on purpose.

Hillary was a bitch. No doubt about that, but there is a difference. Hillary was a bitch. That is who she was. It came naturally. And once she achieved her true level of bitchiness, she maintained it. That is who she was.

A Black woman who thinks she is a diva is a bitch to begin with and then feed on it. Try to surpass through multiple levels of bitchiness on purpose. They will do things that repulse even thems but make them an even bigger bitch. Their type of bitchiness is solely to make others suffer. And once everyone is suffering, they up the anti to make the suffering even worse.

[xavierob82]

This woman will be the most arrogant, most hated First Lady in history.



Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.

But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.

[megimoo]

Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.

But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.
Have you had your crystal Ball tuned up recently Bro? She hates and is ashamed of America just like her Pastor !The first time some foreign dignitary fails to 'Kiss Her Butt ' she will cry bigot,raciest and the Euro_Weeny press will be all over her for her high flaunting imperialistic ,Queen of Sheba ways .

[Phillygirl]

Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.

But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.

I am not racist; nor a wingnut, evangelical or from the Deep South.

I already see her as one of the most arrogant First Ladies in Waiting. We'll see how the hate factor gets played out once she takes "office". I wonder, has she been traveling with her own "Office of the First Lady" seal?

[Zathras]

Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.

But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.

Well, if you consider someone who's never been proud of her country before this year to be great, then yeah. But, then again, you consider Bubba to be a great President, so your judgement is suspect and weak at best.

[Ree]

She's gonna make the Real Housewives of Alanta look like rank amateurs....:eek:

[GrumpyOldLady]

This woman will be the most arrogant, most hated First Lady in history.

One look at that face and I see prima donna..selfish, self centred, arrogant, vicious...and I would not be surprised if she starts "putting on airs" as soon as she walks in."

I agree. Just to look at her makes me sick. She's a RACIST puke ..

[GrumpyOldLady]

Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.
But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.

You are out of your freak'n mind.

QUestion - which flavor koolaide do they serve at the 'all hail the dear leader' meetings?

Grape? Cherry? Orange?

[linda22003]

I agree. Just to look at her makes me sick. She's a RACIST puke ..

Sounds like she's not alone.

[wiegenlied]

Hillary was a bitch. No doubt about that, but there is a difference. Hillary was a bitch. That is who she was. It came naturally. And once she achieved her true level of bitchiness, she maintained it. That is who she was.

I don't understand why Hillary was a bitch??

[marinejcksn]

Lord knows most men love them some women with a great posterior (good thing my "First Lady" is half Japanese/Latin :p) but am I the only one willing to say talking about the ass of the First Lady of the United States is in EXTREMELY poor taste? :rolleyes:

219 years of proud women from Martha Washington to the current day and these jackals are talking about the size of the new 1st Lady's butt. Dear God this country is a bunch of slack-jawed yokels.

[JB]

But amongst most normal Americans she will be a great First Lady.Sorry, but she has a huge hole to climb out of from that "not proud of my country" thing, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Having BDS is one thing. Having that attitude for a woman in her 40's is another. Screw her.

[Sonnabend]

Maybe amongst racists, wingnuts, evangelicals, and in the Deep South perhaps.

I'll offer you a tip. Criticism of this woman or Obama does not equal racism, and if you keep on like this I will not hesitate to call you out on it.

His skin colour or hers is not and never will be a shield..and you using this as a race card is indicative of the fact that you are a snivelling hypocrite ready to throw mud at Pres.Bush but tagging anyone who dares argue with your Messiah™ as a racist

He and she are fair game. Get used to it.

[Speedy]

I don't understand why Hillary was a bitch??

Where have you been?

[Bubba Dawg]

I am not racist; nor a wingnut, evangelical or from the Deep South.

I already see her as one of the most arrogant First Ladies in Waiting. We'll see how the hate factor gets played out once she takes "office". I wonder, has she been traveling with her own "Office of the First Lady" seal?

So, Philly, what I hear you saying is that you were reared differently...:p:D

[GrumpyOldLady]

Sounds like she's not alone.

To quote a rather intelligent member of this forum -


I'll offer you a tip. Criticism of this woman or Obama does not equal racism,

Michelle Obama is a raving racist. Her college thesis - which looks like it was written by an 8th grader - is full of anti-white loathing and anti-white sources. Her continual comments and all those years sucking up Black Liberation Theology (which is really hate speech) definately makes her a racist. And she makes me ill.

[wiegenlied]

Where have you been?

Hillary isn't so bad, honestly. She was raised in conservative family and she was once a republican. I maybe disagreed with some of her policies but I admire her as a woman - it isnt easy to be like her amidst all of her husband's wrongdoings. Hillary has been in politics all her life and she has been everywhere. She snapped the Chinese to Taliban regarding their treatments to women. She went to Iraq and Afghan before then against the closure of military bases. Also, wasn't it her who quickly secured $21 billion to fund WTC re-development? She signed US Patriot Act too. Okay, Hillary is frequently contradictory and controversial (who doesn't?). But compared to her, Michelle O is plain nothing (better not to compare at all).

So that's why I disagreed Hillary was completely a bitch :p

[wiegenlied]

Michelle Obama is a raving racist. Her college thesis - which looks like it was written by an 8th grader - is full of anti-white loathing and anti-white sources. Her continual comments and all those years sucking up Black Liberation Theology (which is really hate speech) definately makes her a racist. And she makes me ill.

Probably true. As the first lady, she will most likely create new social and welfare programs for black women, black children and such.

[biccat]

Probably true. As the first lady, she will most likely create new social and welfare programs for black women, black children and such.
I find this hard to believe, considering the first lady has no real power.

If she does advance these causes, it will only be for blacks, or in black-dominated areas, leaving poor white women and children to suffer.

It is obvious that Michelle Obama HATES white people and this country.

BTW, what's with the obsession over her butt? Hillary had a big ass herself, and the thighs and ankles to match. :D

[Speedy]

BTW, what's with the obsession over her butt? Hillary had a big ass herself, and the thighs and ankles to match. :D

As someone who is married to a Black woman and has always been attracted to Black women over others, Michelle Obama's ass is not that great anyway. It is just there. There is more to a butt than it just being big. Many Latina women have better ass than what is on Michelle Obama.

[Zeus]

This woman will be the most arrogant, most hated First Lady in history.

One look at that face and I see prima donna..selfish, self centred, arrogant, vicious...and I would not be surprised if she starts "putting on airs" as soon as she walks in.

The WH staff are going to wish McCain had been elected...this woman's eyes spell "spoiled bitch"

I have noticed it appears to cause her discomfort & takes exerted effort to smile. That is a normal indication of someone that thinks they fart perfume.

[megimoo]

I have noticed it appears to cause her discomfort & takes exerted effort to smile. That is a normal indication of someone that thinks they fart perfume.
She has to 'suffer' the white people .She is the product of a privileged black upbringing and has great disdain for ordinary low class whites and not much more for poor blacks either.Remember she worked with Ayers to drive the poor blacks away from the University of Chicago Medical Center emergency rooms to cut costs shunting them to other area hospitals instead .