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Shannon
11-19-2008, 11:28 PM
Needed: Sunday and Thursday Day Thread Starters. Must show up before 10 A.M. Can not be too witty or controversial. Pay is zero. All applicants apply here.

Shannon
11-20-2008, 07:52 AM
LOL. It's all yours, Ginger.

Gingersnap
11-20-2008, 09:49 AM
All right. If you people don't start applying for Shannon's Day Thread roster here's what's going to happen:

I will select a random puppy off the puppy cam and see just how creative I can get with super glue, Fruit Loops, and bungee cords. I have to say that I can get pretty creative when the mood strikes me. If that doesn't work, I'll have to get..........unhappy. :)

Bubba Dawg
11-20-2008, 07:35 PM
Bump for the sake of esprit de corps. :D

lurkalot
11-21-2008, 02:40 AM
All right. If you people don't start applying for Shannon's Day Thread roster here's what's going to happen:

I will select a random puppy off the puppy cam and see just how creative I can get with super glue, Fruit Loops, and bungee cords. I have to say that I can get pretty creative when the mood strikes me. If that doesn't work, I'll have to get..........unhappy. :)

kewl!
when's that gonna air?

Sonnabend
11-21-2008, 04:27 AM
We still havent seen pics of lurk's ass.

Ranger Rick
11-21-2008, 06:48 PM
I will select a random puppy off the puppy cam and see just how creative I can get with super glue, Fruit Loops, and bungee cords. I have to say that I can get pretty creative when the mood strikes me. If that doesn't work, I'll have to get..........unhappy. :)

Would that be considered "art" in Denver?

SarasotaRepub
11-21-2008, 08:38 PM
We still havent seen pics of lurk's ass.


And I don't think we want to...:eek::D

asdf2231
11-21-2008, 10:47 PM
We still havent seen pics of lurk's ass.

Well for a while I hear tell it looked like this:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/jackgreen7/monkeylogo.jpg


:D

Bubba Dawg
11-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Well for a while I hear tell it looked like this:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/jackgreen7/monkeylogo.jpg


:D



I hear it looked like that and she used this:

http://tdmiller.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/butt-paste.jpg

asdf2231
11-21-2008, 11:12 PM
Luckily though they cured her with this:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/blog%20stuff%202/lurkmed.jpg

Bubba Dawg
11-21-2008, 11:17 PM
Luckily though they cured her with this:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/blog%20stuff%202/lurkmed.jpg

Looks like an asstringent. :D

asdf2231
11-21-2008, 11:22 PM
Looks like an asstringent. :D

ROFLMAO!!

You KNOW she's going to kill us, right? :p

Bubba Dawg
11-21-2008, 11:26 PM
ROFLMAO!!

You KNOW she's going to kill us, right? :p

Yeah, maybe we'd better stop before she gets up in the air about it....:D:D

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~deboor/pix/ass.gif

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:18 AM
:mad:

did you really think you would get away unscathed?

JB
11-22-2008, 12:24 AM
:mad:

did you really think you would get away unscathed?You have Thursday. Try and not screw it up.

Bubba Dawg
11-22-2008, 12:27 AM
:mad:

did you really think you would get away unscathed?

Uh Oh.....:eek:

um.......I actually did....at least when I was delusional.

asdf2231
11-22-2008, 12:36 AM
:mad:

did you really think you would get away unscathed?

Sonna started it!

:D

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:42 AM
Uh Oh.....:eek:

um.......I actually did....at least when I was delusional.

listen spandex boy, I might have let this one pass mainly because I hate to see a shrieking man try to escape on a ten speed, but....
I skipped the obligatory leg shaving ritual, and he didn't even notice ..you LIED to me... I spent hours defoliating and it wasn't necessary

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:43 AM
Sonna started it!

:D

I should have expected that from a man who steals his children's legos :rolleyes:
If Sonna jumped off a bridge, would you jump too??

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:45 AM
You have Thursday. Try and not screw it up.
:eek:
I don't have time
Thinking gives me a headache
I am in the wrong time zone

Bubba Dawg
11-22-2008, 12:47 AM
listen spandex boy, I might have let this one pass mainly because I hate to see a shrieking man try to escape on a ten speed, but....
I skipped the obligatory leg shaving ritual, and he didn't even notice ..you LIED to me... I spent hours defoliating and it wasn't necessary

You mean he didn't notice or care about the smoothness of your lower limbs? :eek:

Your other assets must be exceedingly fine indeed.

I commend you. I am impressed.

He was evidently impressed as well.

JB
11-22-2008, 12:48 AM
...I'm bored. Entertain me.

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:48 AM
You mean he didn't notice or care about the smoothness of your lower limbs? :eek:

Your other assets must be exceedingly fine indeed.

I commend you. I am impressed.

He was evidently impressed as well.

Okay, the reason I have not squashed you like a bug so far is that you do have excellent suck up skills and you are in excellent form tonight as usual. But you are pushing it boyo..and one of these days you are going to let your mouth write checks your body can't cash. :cool:

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 12:52 AM
I'm bored. Entertain me.

show me the money;)

JB
11-22-2008, 12:54 AM
show me the money;)WTF, I never had to before.

Bubba Dawg
11-22-2008, 12:59 AM
Okay, the reason I have not squashed you like a bug so far is that you do have excellent suck up skills and you are in excellent form tonight as usual. But you are pushing it boyo..and one of these days you are going to let your mouth write checks your body can't cash. :cool:

Thank You! Thank You!

I am a worm. Even more, I am an.....

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ass-hole-get-it.jpg

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 01:06 AM
WTF, I never had to before.

yeah, but I got sick of having to walk upstairs and ask your mom for the money, you need to man up and pay up front from now on!

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 01:06 AM
Thank You! Thank You!

I am a worm. Even more, I am an.....

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ass-hole-get-it.jpg

okay, if I hadn't laughed, you would be a worm squashed beneath my high heel leather boots by now

JB
11-22-2008, 01:09 AM
yeah, but I got sick of having to walk upstairs and ask your mom for the money, you need to man up and pay up front from now on!Yeah, I remember her telling me about your high school days together.

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 01:17 AM
Yeah, I remember her telling me about your high school days together.
yeah she was great. Good looking, smart, had hopes and dreams. But like all thirty five year old sons living in their mom's basement, you pretty much killed those.

JB
11-22-2008, 01:24 AM
yeah she was great. Good looking, smart, had hopes and dreams. But like all thirty five year old sons living in their mom's basement, you pretty much killed those.Now I know you're lying. I'm only 33.

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 01:31 AM
Now I know you're lying. I'm only 33.

your mom tells you that, so you dont' realize you're illegitimate..i thought you would have figured it out by now:rolleyes:

JB
11-22-2008, 01:37 AM
your mom tells you that, so you dont' realize you're illegitimate..i thought you would have figured it out by now:rolleyes:An hour ago I asked to be entertained. You failed.

Shannon's gonna be pissed you screwed up her thread.

JB
11-22-2008, 01:50 AM
I gotta go. You take too long to reply. It's like watching paint dry.

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 11:23 AM
I gotta go. You take too long to reply. It's like watching paint dry.

I'm sorry I fell asleep on you :o
you should be used to that by now :cool:

FlaGator
11-22-2008, 12:34 PM
Needed: Sunday and Thursday Day Thread Starters. Must show up before 10 A.M. Can not be too witty or controversial. Pay is zero. All applicants apply here.

The rules as you have laid them out are just too rigid to follow.

Gingersnap
11-22-2008, 12:39 PM
The rules as you have laid them out are just too rigid to follow.

Oh, stop being concerned with being legalistic. You'd be perfect. :D

BadCat
11-22-2008, 12:59 PM
Oh, stop being concerned with being legalistic. You'd be perfect. :D

I volunteer.













Don't be holding your breath waiting though.

Gingersnap
11-22-2008, 02:40 PM
I volunteer.


Don't be holding your breath waiting though.

I dunno. Beggars, choosers - you know how it goes. :D

What day?

FlaGator
11-22-2008, 06:18 PM
Oh, stop being concerned with being legalistic. You'd be perfect. :D

I might be able to do in on Thursdays... legalistically speaking.

Gingersnap
11-22-2008, 06:54 PM
I might be able to do in on Thursdays... legalistically speaking.

You're in....legalistically, of course.

We still have a Sunday opening, people.

lurkalot
11-22-2008, 07:59 PM
You're in....legalistically, of course.

We still have a Sunday opening, people.

I would volunteer..but..I don't wanna :p