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11-20-2008, 06:12 PM
Garden gnome maker's plastic prostitutes

A Romanian entrepreneur has come under fire for putting plastic prostitutes on the street to advertise his garden gnome business.


Neighbours in Lilieci, Bacau county, complain the realistic figures distract motorists and are an unsuitable sight for local children.

Cristi Birgu, 27, who has just set up his business, defends his "aggressive advertising" and says the dummies will remain outside his house to drum up trade.

Apart from garden gnomes and prostitutes, he makes reproductions of Laurel and Hardy, Elvis, sports stars, cartoon characters and animals.

Mr Birgu said: "So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers. Sometimes I am afraid somebody might have an accident, arrested by the view, you know."

Resident Gheorghe N said: "I don't think it's moral to display such objects on the street.

"They are a bad influence especially for children not to mention there are a lot of people with respect for God here and who don't tolerate such things."

There is just so much wrong here. :eek:

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11-20-2008, 06:35 PM
Oh Holy Crap!!!! :eek:

I SOOOOOOOO gots to get me a Lawn Hooker! :D

Bubba Dawg
11-20-2008, 08:44 PM
I want one too.

I'd also like to have one the same size as my Garden Gnome too.

11-20-2008, 09:04 PM
She should either be hitch-hking or holding a lantern. Much more effect.