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Sonnabend
11-21-2008, 08:18 AM
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MICHAEL Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel, according to reports. The singer wore traditional Islamic dress as he pledged his allegiance to the Koran at a friend's home in Los Angeles, The Sun reports.

Jackson, who was raised a Jehovah's Witness, reportedly decided to convert after discussing religion with a music producer and songwriter on his new album - both of whom were converts to Islam.

The Sun reported singer Yousef Islam - formerly knowns as Cat Stevens - turned up to help Jackson celebrate.Jackson is due to give evidence in court next week after being sued by Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, second son of the King of Bahrain. Sheikh Abdulla, who is seeking $US7 million ($10.7 million), claims he helped support the cash-strapped Jackson in the aftermath of his child molestation trial.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24684859-7484,00.html

Allah are you okay, are you okay Allah....:rolleyes:

noonwitch
11-21-2008, 09:04 AM
The next phase in Michael Jackson's search for identity.

I feel so sorry for his children.

jinxmchue
11-21-2008, 09:05 AM
There's obviously a really off-color joke about 72 virgins in there, but I'll leave it unsaid.

Odysseus
11-21-2008, 10:21 AM
There's obviously a really off-color joke about 72 virgins in there, but I'll leave it unsaid.

Don't go there. Islam permits child brides.

OTOH, he'll be the first Moslem male to wear the veil.
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This is going to be very weird, even for him.

Speedy
11-21-2008, 01:08 PM
Poor Michael Jackson, just when he finally becomes a White man, does a Black man become President.

Lars1701a
11-21-2008, 01:18 PM
Well considering that they look the other way at man fooling with young boys in that religion it seems a no brainer :D

ralph wiggum
11-21-2008, 01:24 PM
The next phase in Michael Jackson's search for identity.

I feel so sorry for his children.

This is hardly the worst thing he's done for his children, but I have the same sympathy.

rjas77
11-21-2008, 02:14 PM
Ya think "she'll" submit to "her" obligatory clitorectomy?

Odysseus
11-21-2008, 03:00 PM
This is hardly the worst thing he's done for his children, but I have the same sympathy.
Apparently, he's worn the veil before. Too weird.
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hampshirebrit
11-21-2008, 05:07 PM
Him "finding Mo" is just the icing on the fucking cake.

I've always figured that converting to The Religion is about the most weak-minded decision imaginable.

Gingersnap
11-21-2008, 05:34 PM
I wonder if Jackson believes this conversion will help him in legal troubles with that royal cousin? Under sharia law, believers get a much more favorable break than unbelievers do.

Odysseus
11-21-2008, 06:01 PM
I wonder if Jackson believes this conversion will help him in legal troubles with that royal cousin? Under sharia law, believers get a much more favorable break than unbelievers do.

Good point. His testimony is now equal to that of any other Moslem's. Prior to his conversion, his testimony was only worth half.

jeskibuff
11-22-2008, 05:36 PM
MICHAEL Jackson has converted to IslamMysteriously, in late 2008 the widespread use of suicide bombers diminishes to near zero. Instead, terrorists begin to suspend Jewish babies from 8th-story balconies until the parents allow themselves to be beheaded just to save the life of their child.

RobJohnson
11-22-2008, 09:26 PM
Michael Jackson: The Next Elvis? (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121331476011469961.html?mod=googlenews_wsj)


Recently the singer has been living in Pahrump, Nev., an unincorporated town 60 miles west of Las Vegas, where he has been writing new songs in a home studio and having his three children (ages 11, 10 and 6) home-schooled.

He did cooperate with Sony BMG Music Entertainment in the creation of a 25th-anniversary edition of his "Thriller" album, which posted unexpectedly strong sales in the U.S. and around the world. But even that undertaking -- which included one new song and remixes of several old hits -- may have contributed to Mr. Jackson's problems getting back to real work.

wiegenlied
11-23-2008, 12:51 AM
Poor Michael Jackson, just when he finally becomes a White man, does a Black man become President.

True. I feel sorry for him too.