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AlmostThere
11-21-2008, 05:53 PM
Many celebrities seem to think they are imminently qualified to give advice on any and all topics. I have discovered irrefutable proof that they are not. In case you needed a reason to question judgment, here are a few celebrities and the names they've stuck their own flesh and blood with.

Nicolas Cage - Son; Kal El. (Seems Nic is a Superman fan)

Ashlee Simpson - Son; Bronx Mowglie. (Maybe she got The Concrete Jungle and Jungle Book confused)

Richard Gere - Son; Homer James Jigme (no comment necessary)

Rob Morrow - Daughter; Tu ( Tu Morrow, Get it?)

Sylvester Stallone - Don't know if its a boy or girl; Sage Moonblood (Maybe he doesn't know either and picked a name that could go either way.)

And the Grand Finale

I've always wondered about Penn Jillette, half of the Penn and Teller team. He's pretty far out there.

He named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter

The next time a celeb tells me how to vote, the first question I'm asking is "What's your kid's name?"

Zathras
11-21-2008, 07:07 PM
Kevin Smith is a Batman fan...named his daughter after the Joker's sidekick Harliquin...Harley Quinn Smith.

megimoo
11-21-2008, 08:33 PM
Many celebrities seem to think they are imminently qualified to give advice on any and all topics. I have discovered irrefutable proof that they are not. In case you needed a reason to question judgment, here are a few celebrities and the names they've stuck their own flesh and blood with.

Nicolas Cage - Son; Kal El. (Seems Nic is a Superman fan)

Ashlee Simpson - Son; Bronx Mowglie. (Maybe she got The Concrete Jungle and Jungle Book confused)

Richard Gere - Son; Homer James Jigme (no comment necessary)

Rob Morrow - Daughter; Tu ( Tu Morrow, Get it?)

Sylvester Stallone - Don't know if its a boy or girl; Sage Moonblood (Maybe he doesn't know either and picked a name that could go either way.)

And the Grand Finale

I've always wondered about Penn Jillette, half of the Penn and Teller team. He's pretty far out there.

He named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter

The next time a celeb tells me how to vote, the first question I'm asking is "What's your kid's name?"
The top 10 bizarre children names of celebrities

Frank Zappa's daughter Moon Unit has topped a list of celebrity offspring with the most bizarre names, according to an online poll published today.

Another of the late US singer-songwriter's four children - Dweezil - also makes the top 10 at No. 7, but there are no mentions of his two other children: Ahmed Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin.

Moon Unit Zappa won out ahead of Apple, daughter of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow.

Behind them followed Misty Kyd, Texas singer Sharleen Spiteri's daughter; Geronimo, Blur bass guitarist Alex James's son; and Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily, the only daughter of the late INXS star Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.

The survey of 2300 people - carried out by online entertainment site getLIVE.co.uk - found the names of Michael Jackson's children, Prince Michael and Prince Michael II, were not "wacko" enough for the top 10.

"Rock stars have always been known for their outrageous living," said the website's international new media vice-president, Mark Yovich.

"But no amount of sex, drugs and debauchery can ever be as bad as naming your offspring a peculiar name that they have to live with for the rest of their life."

Asked once why he gave his children such unusual names, Zappa reputedly said simply: "Because I wanted to."

He also considered "Zappa" might be more of a problem than their unconventional first names.

The top 10 is:
1 Moon Unit - Frank Zappa
2 Apple - Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
3 Misty Kyd - Sharleen Spiteri
4 Geronimo - Alex James
5 Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily - Michael Hutchence/Paula Yates
6 Dandelion - Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
7 Dweezil - Frank Zappa
8 Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q - Bono (U2)
9 Zowie Bowie - David Bowie
10 Rufus Tiger - Roger Taylor (Queen)

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