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05-22-2017, 09:03 AM

When President Trump laid hands on the glowing Saudi mystery orb, he*pledged allegiance to “Its Luminescence,”*summoned the forces of Sauron*to take over Middle-earth*and created an “army of Moderate Muslims to fight terror.”

He did none of that, of course. It would be fake news to say otherwise.

But the conjuring up of magic and memes became irresistible the moment Trump, shrouded in darkness, dared to gaze upon the globe of light, nay, dared to actually touch it.

Aren’t orbs forbidden

In reality, the president was inaugurating the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Riyadh, alongside the Saudi king and Egyptian president, in a ceremony that felt more like the*opening credits*for the game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.”

The orb of destiny

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05-22-2017, 09:43 AM
We will soon rule the underworld! http://i.imgur.com/nxp8Q2V.gif

05-22-2017, 03:20 PM
The Orb of Destiny. Isn't that the sequel to The Pick of Destiny?