View Full Version : Brits Fear Haunted Sofa.

11-24-2008, 01:56 PM

Published: Today

IT has been a bumper year of UFO sightings, crop circles and paranormal phenomena.

But now for a seriously spooky tale of things that go squeak in the night . . . and the morning.

A Bristol family have got a haunted SOFA.

“One Sunday morning I sat down on it with a cup of tea and suddenly heard this odd squeaky noise,” said receptionist Christine STRANGE (stop tittering at the back), 52. “I thought I must be going mad but Poppy, my Yorkshire terrier, heard it too.

“She started sniffing around but then got scared and ran away.

“It could be an alien for all we know. The noise is getting louder and louder. I’m scared it’s going to come bursting out one evening while we’re watching TV.”

Science has so far been unable to furnish an explanation to satisfy the Stranges but Christine’s husband Nigel, 54, a service engineer, has vowed not to sit on the sofa alone until the apparent haunting has been investigated.

In these credit crunch times, the couple should be happy the suite is just being possessed, not repossessed.

Experts say Britain is suffering a bad dose of supernatural apparitions.

Sound clip of haunting at link. Not really scary - more like just annoying.

Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1963178.ece)

11-24-2008, 01:59 PM
Just want to beat up all those people who watch those ghost shows.

"Did you hear that?!"

Yes I did, it was the wind, blowing open your loose gate you stupid fool.