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Banacek
08-01-2017, 01:58 PM
Chris Sevier says that if same-sex couples are able to get married and demand that Christian bakers make them wedding cakes, then he should be allowed to marry his laptop and demand a cake to celebrate the union between one man and one machine.

The self-identified “machinist” says he married his laptop in a ceremony in New Mexico, and now he has sued to demand that a Colorado baker — who is already in court after refusing to bake for a same-sex marriage — must be compelled to make cakes for him and his computer “bride.” He also has filed a lawsuit demanding that Utah recognize his man-object marriage.

It’s the latest battlefront in an increasingly thorny area of law, after the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015 established a constitutional right to same-sex marriage.

While legal analysts said the case is a stretch, a judge in Utah has allowed part of that lawsuit to proceed, and analysts concede that Mr. Sevier’s claims get to the heart of how far the 2015 Obergefell ruling stretches when it comes to nontraditional unions

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jul/30/man-marries-laptop-sues-for-recognition-wedding-ca/

FlaGator
08-01-2017, 03:49 PM
This is what watching too much internet porn will do you a person.

noonwitch
08-01-2017, 04:02 PM
This is what watching too much internet porn will do you a person.

That's exactly what I was thinking. That, and he's greedy enough to look for a baker to sue.

Dan D. Doty
08-01-2017, 04:27 PM
This is what watching too much internet porn will do you a person.

He married a computer ... maybe he didn't watch enough.

FourWinds
08-01-2017, 05:45 PM
God I hope I never get that bored with life.

RobJohnson
08-01-2017, 09:40 PM
This is what watching too much internet porn will do you a person.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Lanie
08-01-2017, 10:01 PM
I promise to take you for better or worse condition, in trojans and in health for as long as we both shall live.


(Two years later).

Hey, I'm a widower.

ABC
08-01-2017, 10:32 PM
I promise to take you for better or worse condition, in trojans and in health for as long as we both shall live.


(Two years later).

Hey, I'm a widower.

He'll be fine. ~ :biggrin-new:

As long as he didn't have to first sign a pre-nuptial agreement with his beloved ...

He could easily afford a newer more "updated" version with even more bells and whistles with which to play!

Mercy! What a revolting image! :DDsmilie_panic:

Zathras
08-01-2017, 10:51 PM
I wonder if his name is Algernop Krieger....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMbq_Oar7gA