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12-05-2008, 08:41 PM
Deadliest Dishes -- 15 Delicacies That Might Kill You
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1:Deep Fried Coke:The better to wash down your deep-fried cheeseburger. This confection is made from Coke syrup combined with funnel cake batter which is then deep-fried. Add more syrup, plus whipped cream and a cherry. This won a state fair prize in Texas.
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2:Chicken-Fried Bacon: A smaller, crunchier, more compact way to a bigger heart attack, from that foreign country-within-a-country: Texas. Don't forget the cream gravy.
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Hot Beef Sundae: Nothing like a nice refreshing bowl of mashed potatoes topped with gravy "chocolate sauce" topped with beef, a cherry tomato and cheese "sprinkles." I don't know that this state-fair combo is deadly, per se, but it seems like the opposite of what you need on a hot day in the sun.
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Turducken: Before it enters this jumble state, a turducken is a series of meats stuffed inside each other: stuffing/dressing, duck, chicken and turkey. Why so much restraint? We'd jam the rest of Thanksgiving in there: cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, candied yams, pumpkin pie.
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Southern Smothered Hash Browns Fully Loaded: This breakfast-franchise version of a hearty classic includes, underneath a heavy blanket of white gravy: four biscuit halves, hash browns, red peppers, onions, jalapenos and three sausage patties all topped with cheddar cheese. Breakfast of sluggards.
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Deep Fried Cheeseburger: I don't know where you might find this curious item, other than in the bellies of fearless carnivores. This is an entire cheeseburger battered and fried, not merely the patties. Might as well go all the way to the grave!
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Fried Cookie Dough: Since the name of the game on this list seems to be upping the unhealthiness ante via the addition of other junk foods, why not just pair this one with ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, of course. Don't forget to throw on some chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
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The Hamdog: What we have here is a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty and deep-fried, and it can be topped with chili, grilled onions and a fried egg. It can also involve bacon, as all insane meals seem to do.
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This Monstrosity:Five High Stack Of Wendys Square cheese burgers . Good God, Looking at this one, can there possibly be a god? Find out when you eat this stack of artery-clog.
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Any Sandwich from Rutgers University's Grease Trucks: A post-party destination specializing in sandwiches so greasy and over-the-top that only those with the strongest hearts will survive. Have a Fat Cat, Fat Bitch or a Fat Fella, which sports cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, bacon, french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup on a sesame seed bun
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A Giant Meat Sandwich From Katz's: It's legendary and deadly -- serving sandwiches bigger than a Meg Ryan fake O.
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Sadness Bowls: KFC HQ figures eating separate courses is too much trouble, so behold KFC Famous Bowls. Pictured is the Chicken & Biscuit Bowl, smothered in mashed taters, gravy, corn and cheese. This phenomenon was dissected in a brilliant routine by comic Patton Oswalt, who dubbed it "a failure.
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Twinkie Dog/ Fried Twinkie: Go see the Gateway Grizzlies baseball team of Illinois and have a Twinkie Dog: A deep-fried Twinkie is the bun for a deep-fried weiner. A N.J. minor league team's version involves bacon. For dessert, sink your teeth into a deep-fried Twinkie (pictured). Yum!
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TOP FAVORITE DRINKS :
http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/04/deadliest-dishes-15-delicacies-that-might-kill-you/
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Swamp Zombie Are your mixed drinks running on fumes? Here's a way to perk up the dregs from various liquor bottles into a blender full of minty joy: Pour 1 can defrosted frozen limeade, 1 can of water, 4-6 ounces of mixed booze (gin, tequila, vodka, rum and/or whiskey), 3 cups crushed ice, and 1 handful of mint leaves stolen from your neighbor's yard.
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Tropical Otter Just because you're of drinking age doesn't mean you should give up Otter Pops. Booze 'em up instead. In a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine juice from 1 can pineapple rings, contents of 1 melted Otter Pop sleeve, and 2 ounces white rum or vodka. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds,
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Howler Monkey It's unlikely that you didn't finish that bottle of red wine last night, but just in case, here's what to do with that leftover vino: Fill a large wine glass halfway with ice cubes. Stir in 1/2 glass wine and 1 shot gin. Top with orange soda. Garnish with skewered Mandarin orange sections if you're all fancy.
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Instant Iced Irish Thought you'd never have a use for Folgers? Think again. This drink can also be made with the day-old joe still sitting in the Mr. Coffee. Mix together coffee in a tall glass with crushed ice and 1 shot whiskey. Top with Redi Whip from the can you didn't huff.
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Mary Campbell Here's a Bloody Mary for when you're fresh outta Clamato and a trip to the store seems impossibly ambitious. In a tall glass half-filled with ice cubes, stir together 1 can Campbell's tomato soup, 1 cup water, 2 to 3 ounces vodka (use the cheapest you've got), black pepper, celery, horseradish (if you've got it), and a few hits of Tabasco (Taco Bell fire sauce packets work here, too).
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Re-Upped Soldier In these days of reuse and recycle, it pains us to throw out half-drunk cans of beer. Be green and mix yourself a cocktail. Fill lager glass halfway with leftover beer (it's OK to mix lagers, bitters, wheats and PBR), then top with cold ginger ale. Squirt a few drops of lime juice over the top and stir. Grossly garnish with a leftover lime wedge from a recent body shot.
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Thirsty Cougar This one's warmer than an over-nighter with your favorite MILF. In a coffee mug, stir together 1/2 can Coca Cola, 1 shot vodka and 1/2 shot cherry brandy. Microwave on high for 30 seconds; remove and taste. If it's still not toasty, microwave an additional few seconds. Float a lemon twist on top.
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Tropical Otter Just because you're of drinking age doesn't mean you should give up Otter Pops. Booze 'em up instead. In a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine juice from 1 can pineapple rings, contents of 1 melted Otter Pop sleeve, and 2 ounces white rum or vodka. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds, then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with pineapple ring and pretend you're classy.
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http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/04/deadliest-dishes-15-delicacies-that-might-kill-you/
..............................................
1:Deep Fried Coke:The better to wash down your deep-fried cheeseburger. This confection is made from Coke syrup combined with funnel cake batter which is then deep-fried. Add more syrup, plus whipped cream and a cherry. This won a state fair prize in Texas.
.................................................. ...
2:Chicken-Fried Bacon: A smaller, crunchier, more compact way to a bigger heart attack, from that foreign country-within-a-country: Texas. Don't forget the cream gravy.
.......................................
Hot Beef Sundae: Nothing like a nice refreshing bowl of mashed potatoes topped with gravy "chocolate sauce" topped with beef, a cherry tomato and cheese "sprinkles." I don't know that this state-fair combo is deadly, per se, but it seems like the opposite of what you need on a hot day in the sun.
..........................................
Turducken: Before it enters this jumble state, a turducken is a series of meats stuffed inside each other: stuffing/dressing, duck, chicken and turkey. Why so much restraint? We'd jam the rest of Thanksgiving in there: cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, candied yams, pumpkin pie.
..................................
Southern Smothered Hash Browns Fully Loaded: This breakfast-franchise version of a hearty classic includes, underneath a heavy blanket of white gravy: four biscuit halves, hash browns, red peppers, onions, jalapenos and three sausage patties all topped with cheddar cheese. Breakfast of sluggards.
...................................
Deep Fried Cheeseburger: I don't know where you might find this curious item, other than in the bellies of fearless carnivores. This is an entire cheeseburger battered and fried, not merely the patties. Might as well go all the way to the grave!
..............................
Fried Cookie Dough: Since the name of the game on this list seems to be upping the unhealthiness ante via the addition of other junk foods, why not just pair this one with ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, of course. Don't forget to throw on some chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
................................
The Hamdog: What we have here is a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty and deep-fried, and it can be topped with chili, grilled onions and a fried egg. It can also involve bacon, as all insane meals seem to do.
.....................................
This Monstrosity:Five High Stack Of Wendys Square cheese burgers . Good God, Looking at this one, can there possibly be a god? Find out when you eat this stack of artery-clog.
......................................
Any Sandwich from Rutgers University's Grease Trucks: A post-party destination specializing in sandwiches so greasy and over-the-top that only those with the strongest hearts will survive. Have a Fat Cat, Fat Bitch or a Fat Fella, which sports cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, bacon, french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup on a sesame seed bun
............................................
A Giant Meat Sandwich From Katz's: It's legendary and deadly -- serving sandwiches bigger than a Meg Ryan fake O.
...................................
Sadness Bowls: KFC HQ figures eating separate courses is too much trouble, so behold KFC Famous Bowls. Pictured is the Chicken & Biscuit Bowl, smothered in mashed taters, gravy, corn and cheese. This phenomenon was dissected in a brilliant routine by comic Patton Oswalt, who dubbed it "a failure.
......................................
Twinkie Dog/ Fried Twinkie: Go see the Gateway Grizzlies baseball team of Illinois and have a Twinkie Dog: A deep-fried Twinkie is the bun for a deep-fried weiner. A N.J. minor league team's version involves bacon. For dessert, sink your teeth into a deep-fried Twinkie (pictured). Yum!
......................................
TOP FAVORITE DRINKS :
http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/04/deadliest-dishes-15-delicacies-that-might-kill-you/
..................................
Swamp Zombie Are your mixed drinks running on fumes? Here's a way to perk up the dregs from various liquor bottles into a blender full of minty joy: Pour 1 can defrosted frozen limeade, 1 can of water, 4-6 ounces of mixed booze (gin, tequila, vodka, rum and/or whiskey), 3 cups crushed ice, and 1 handful of mint leaves stolen from your neighbor's yard.
.............................
Tropical Otter Just because you're of drinking age doesn't mean you should give up Otter Pops. Booze 'em up instead. In a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine juice from 1 can pineapple rings, contents of 1 melted Otter Pop sleeve, and 2 ounces white rum or vodka. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds,
.................................................
Howler Monkey It's unlikely that you didn't finish that bottle of red wine last night, but just in case, here's what to do with that leftover vino: Fill a large wine glass halfway with ice cubes. Stir in 1/2 glass wine and 1 shot gin. Top with orange soda. Garnish with skewered Mandarin orange sections if you're all fancy.
..............................
Instant Iced Irish Thought you'd never have a use for Folgers? Think again. This drink can also be made with the day-old joe still sitting in the Mr. Coffee. Mix together coffee in a tall glass with crushed ice and 1 shot whiskey. Top with Redi Whip from the can you didn't huff.
.................................
Mary Campbell Here's a Bloody Mary for when you're fresh outta Clamato and a trip to the store seems impossibly ambitious. In a tall glass half-filled with ice cubes, stir together 1 can Campbell's tomato soup, 1 cup water, 2 to 3 ounces vodka (use the cheapest you've got), black pepper, celery, horseradish (if you've got it), and a few hits of Tabasco (Taco Bell fire sauce packets work here, too).
.................................
Re-Upped Soldier In these days of reuse and recycle, it pains us to throw out half-drunk cans of beer. Be green and mix yourself a cocktail. Fill lager glass halfway with leftover beer (it's OK to mix lagers, bitters, wheats and PBR), then top with cold ginger ale. Squirt a few drops of lime juice over the top and stir. Grossly garnish with a leftover lime wedge from a recent body shot.
........................................
Thirsty Cougar This one's warmer than an over-nighter with your favorite MILF. In a coffee mug, stir together 1/2 can Coca Cola, 1 shot vodka and 1/2 shot cherry brandy. Microwave on high for 30 seconds; remove and taste. If it's still not toasty, microwave an additional few seconds. Float a lemon twist on top.
.......................................
Tropical Otter Just because you're of drinking age doesn't mean you should give up Otter Pops. Booze 'em up instead. In a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine juice from 1 can pineapple rings, contents of 1 melted Otter Pop sleeve, and 2 ounces white rum or vodka. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds, then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with pineapple ring and pretend you're classy.
.................................
http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/04/deadliest-dishes-15-delicacies-that-might-kill-you/