View Full Version : Stormy Daniels seemingly storms out of Chicago strip club after first show

ralph wiggum
06-15-2018, 12:21 PM

Will the show go on?

Porn star Stormy Daniels took the stage at the Admiral Theatre on Thursday night for a performance that moved as quickly as today’s news cycle, only to abruptly leave the theater, prompting the strip club’s owner to question whether that would be the only Chicago show in her “Make America Horny Again” tour.

As she left the venue, moving past fans in the lobby who had paid extra for a post-show meet-and-greet, some said they heard Daniels say she “got fired.” Those fans were given cash refunds by strip club staffers who looked as confused as the crowd.

A representative for Daniels did not immediately return a request for comment.


A few men near the front of the stage wore Make America Great Again hats — on sale in the lobby — and another man gave Daniels repeated standing ovations as she stripped off her red, white and blue sparkly costume to songs like “American Woman” and “American Girl.” In some moments, she let audience members nuzzle her bosom. At another point, she squirted a bottle of white liquid on to the crowd.


“I love looking around at the crowd and seeing women who could be my grandma,” she added.

One of the most unusual groups in attendance at the Albany Park strip club? A group from the Admiral at the Lake retirement community in Edgewater.

Much longer story at the link. The comedy factor is off the charts.

And Uncle Ralphie used to live within walking distance of this seedy strip joint. No, I never went.

06-15-2018, 01:12 PM
Somebody yelled, "Put it back on!"?

06-15-2018, 01:27 PM
Somebody yelled, "Put it back on!"?
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