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asdf2231
12-17-2008, 12:09 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2870071.html


Ananova:

Woman married Berlin Wall.

A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality, claimed she fell in love with the wall when she first saw it on TV as a child.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she had a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Berlin Wall was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

She's never been back and now has only model to remind her of "his" former glory.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who has shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence, said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

You have to watch out for those garden fences man... They're sluts!

enslaved1
12-17-2008, 11:29 AM
And why isn't this lady under heavy duty therapy and medication?

megimoo
12-17-2008, 11:35 AM
And why isn't this lady under heavy duty therapy and medication?Whats her crime sex with a wall ?She is only slightly 'bent' and marginally functional .Now if she ever developes a fetish for RaspBerry Danish she on very 'thin ice' legally !

PoliCon
12-17-2008, 12:41 PM
These are the people that need mental help and constant adult supervision.

enslaved1
12-17-2008, 01:28 PM
Whats her crime sex with a wall ?She is only slightly 'bent' and marginally functional .Now if she ever developes a fetish for RaspBerry Danish she on very 'thin ice' legally !

No crime, just seriously out of touch with reality and in need of professional help, not an internationally distributed newspiece. She is calling a piece of cement her husband. I feel sorry for her, sorry enough to avoid making a "Since the Wall was tore down, isn't she a widow now?" joke at her expense.

asdf2231
12-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Hey, they posted a picture of her kid!!

http://blogs.menupages.com/sanfrancisco/brick.jpg

Goldwater
12-17-2008, 02:15 PM
Seems like a bit of a slut, didn't she leave the wall for a fence? Now she is leaving the wall as well?