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Gingersnap
12-18-2008, 10:56 AM
Road to divorce runs through underwear

Woman comes up with original way to prove to Rabbinical Court that her husband is cheating on her: She takes his underpants to lab in bid to produce DNA sample which belongs neither to him nor to herself

Eli Senyor Published: 12.17.08, 15:14 / Israel Jewish Scene

A woman in her 50s came up with an original and advanced way to prove to the Rabbinical Court that her husband is cheating on her and that she is entitled to a divorce: She obtained a DNA sample of the alleged mistress, produced from a pair of underpants belonging to her husband.

The lab's findings were handed over to the rabbinical judges for review.

The woman, who was completely certain of her claim, took the underpants to the lab shortly after her husband slipped them off upon his return home. She believed that should the lab find another woman's DNA traces on the underpants, she would be able to prove her claim.

(snip)

The lab completed its work several days ago. The findings were clear and precise. On the underpants the lab found spermatozoon genetically matching the sample produced from the husband's cigarette butts, as well as a female's DNA traces which did not match those of the "betrayed wife".

The DNA lab is headed by Avner Rosengarten, a criminal forensics expert, who upon his retirement from the Israel Police decided to offer forensic testing to the public in a bid to help solve controversial issues.


I guess his mother was right about the whole clean underwear issue.

Ynet (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3639646,00.html)

Gingersnap
12-18-2008, 08:06 PM
Bumping for underpants action.

Spātha
12-18-2008, 08:13 PM
Whenever I was suspected of cheating on my girlfriend, I would just wear my lover's panties home.
My girlfriend would just laugh and we would then begin to explore the Kama Sutra...
:cool:

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2008, 08:20 PM
Kinda reminds me of a song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KFoNdCD7I

Gingersnap
12-18-2008, 08:51 PM
Whenever I was suspected of cheating on my girlfriend, I would just wear my lover's panties home.
My girlfriend would just laugh and we would then begin to explore the Kama Sutra...
:cool:

Was she an 'Elephant Woman'? I hear they're pretty broadminded. :p

lurkalot
12-18-2008, 09:27 PM
Kinda reminds me of a song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KFoNdCD7I

:eek:
I think I blushed!
:eek:

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2008, 10:27 PM
:eek:
I think I blushed!
:eek:


Only the pure of heart can blush, Lurkie. I knew you had it in you. :D

Wasn't it good to see Whispering Bill again?

lurkalot
12-19-2008, 12:19 AM
Only the pure of heart can blush, Lurkie. I knew you had it in you. :D

Wasn't it good to see Whispering Bill again?

at my age, its hard to tell..blush? hot flash? either way :eek:

yup, Bill was one of the greats...now I gotta find po' folks on youtube...

marinejcksn
12-19-2008, 12:50 AM
Who doesn't throw their underpants away when cheating before they come home to the wife? Idiot. :p

Spātha
12-19-2008, 12:41 PM
Was she an 'Elephant Woman'? I hear they're pretty broadminded. :p

HA! HA! HA! Good one... NO she wasn't an Elephant Woman nor am I an Elephant Man!:D
Just a lame attempt at humor that went awry...:cool:

Gingersnap
12-19-2008, 12:53 PM
HA! HA! HA! Good one... NO she wasn't an Elephant Woman nor am I an Elephant Man!:D
Just a lame attempt at humor that went awry...:cool:

Believe me, the three of us on this board who've actually read the book and done the homework thought your joke was hysterical. :D