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Gingersnap
06-19-2008, 11:21 AM
Denied ATV shop permit, businessman takes new tack
Announces a porn shop named after one of his biggest opponents

by Ernie Bjorkman, News2

June 19, 2008

ALLENSPARK (KWGN) People in the small mountain town of Allenspark are drawing up the battle lines.


The controversy began when Jeff Mead wanted to open an ATV rental store there. But nearby neighbors complained about the noise and enviromental impact.

Margie Patterson says Mead's clients have damaged pristine private land, a claim Mead dismisses.

The Boulder County Planning Commission recently denied the businessman a special-use permit to open his business. So Mead put out a banner on his building which reads,"Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery".

Mead said he's serious about opening the adult store to make money since he was denied a permit to open his rental shop.

LOL! Allenspark is stuffed with aging hippies who live off granola and Viagra. They whine about everything. I think this is great! The hippies can hardly object to a porno store since they attempt to run around naked constantly and they have have an intentional community for sex addicts up there.

Sweet! Pic at link.

Revenge! (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)

BSR
06-19-2008, 11:23 AM
LOL! Allenspark is stuffed with aging hippies who live off granola and Viagra. They whine about everything. I think this is great! The hippies can hardly object to a porno store since they attempt to run around naked constantly and they have have an intentional community for sex addicts up there.

Sweet! Pic at link.

Revenge! (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)



Not the pic I was expecting.. Thanks alot.. :mad:

megimoo
06-19-2008, 11:50 AM
LOL! Allenspark is stuffed with aging hippies who live off granola and Viagra. They whine about everything. I think this is great! The hippies can hardly object to a porno store since they attempt to run around naked constantly and they have have an intentional community for sex addicts up there.

Sweet! Pic at link.

Revenge! (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)
Should I look ?
These aren't pictures of those ancient MUU MUU Hippie dancers naked are they ???

Gingersnap
06-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Not the pic I was expecting.. Thanks alot.. :mad:

Why the heck would I post a pic of some flaccid, naked hippies now? You know that I'm saving all that for my DNC live blogging effort in August. :p

noonwitch
06-19-2008, 01:18 PM
I usually dislike porno stores-having lived in the Woodward/McNichols area of Detroit for years, and living just north of 8 Mile RD now, I see the way they drag down neighborhoods in big cities.

But this is just funny-the guy wanted to run a legitmate business that would have served the community well, but they wouldn't let him do it. It's too bad that the community probably has laws against big, neon signs.

Apocalypse
06-19-2008, 07:18 PM
LOL! Allenspark is stuffed with aging hippies who live off granola and Viagra. They whine about everything. I think this is great! The hippies can hardly object to a porno store since they attempt to run around naked constantly and they have have an intentional community for sex addicts up there.

Sweet! Pic at link.

Revenge! (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)Thats my home town here in Iowa.

Few years back, there was a guy I went to school with who wanted to open a ATV dirt track, but all the old farts put up a huge stink about the noise that it would bring. The city went as far as send out people to take noise readings of having a ATV running where they wanted the track and without it running, and found that the wind made more noise near the homes of the people complaining then the ATVs. But in the end, it was turned down due to dust that would be caused.

So now they have a lovely Super Walmart where the track would have been, and a large warehouse near by too.

Bubba Dawg
06-19-2008, 09:48 PM
Why the heck would I post a pic of some flaccid, naked hippies now? You know that I'm saving all that for my DNC live blogging effort in August. :p

Fear and Loathing in Colorado?

Cold Warrior
06-20-2008, 12:01 AM
LOL! Allenspark is stuffed with aging hippies who live off granola and Viagra. They whine about everything. I think this is great! The hippies can hardly object to a porno store since they attempt to run around naked constantly and they have have an intentional community for sex addicts up there.

Sweet! Pic at link.

Revenge! (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)

Not that there's anything wrong with that! :D