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bijou
12-19-2008, 04:25 PM
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/knitting-for-psychos.jpg


These morbid creations bear a creepy resemblance to that severed horse head plush we wrote about and they’re also more blood-soaked than that Army Of Darkness knit doll. Knit creations become a little more bizarre when carrots are killing rabbits and pink unicorns are out for blood.

...link (http://www.gearfuse.com/morbid-knitting-for-psychopaths/)

They still beat a Christmas sweater. :D

jinxmchue
12-19-2008, 06:00 PM
The bunny one is the best. :D

MstrBlue
12-19-2008, 08:57 PM
As amusing as the carrot's revenge is, I will stick to knitting clothes for my children.

Far more theraputic.

linda22003
12-19-2008, 09:12 PM
The bunny one is the best. :D

I like the conjoined teddy bears.

Gingersnap
12-19-2008, 11:59 PM
Laugh all you want - there's a good deal of technical expertise shown in those things.

I'm still sticking to socks and Faroese shawls, though. Working with that pink Red Heart baby yarn to create the severed limbs is just too horrifying for me to handle. I wouldn't make a dog sweater with that stuff.

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 12:09 AM
Laugh all you want - there's a good deal of technical expertise shown in those things.

I'm still sticking to socks and Faroese shawls, though. Working with that pink Red Heart baby yarn to create the severed limbs is just too horrifying for me to handle. I wouldn't make a dog sweater with that stuff.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/120918859_6d20812497.jpg?v=0
Ginger? Is there something you want to tell us?

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 12:10 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/120918869_540114d3b9.jpg?v=0This one is actually pretty cool :)

Gingersnap
12-20-2008, 12:12 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/120918859_6d20812497.jpg?v=0
Ginger? Is there something you want to tell us?

Yes, there is. You're on The List and you've just bumped into the Top Three.:mad:

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 12:16 AM
Yes, there is. You're on The List and you've just bumped into the Top Three.:mad:oooo does that mean I get too . . . . sit in the CHAIR??? :D
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/120918859_6d20812497.jpg?v=0

Gingersnap
12-20-2008, 12:31 AM
No. You enjoy that too much and we can never get the stains off the floor of the Lounge. People complain about the stickiness.

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 12:34 AM
No. You enjoy that too much and we can never get the stains off the floor of the Lounge. People complain about the stickiness.But I have been such a naughty boy!:cool:

Celtic Rose
12-20-2008, 12:43 AM
Okay, I think this thread has gotten a lot more disturbing than the original picture :p

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 12:51 AM
Okay, I think this thread has gotten a lot more disturbing than the original picture :pand a lot more fun!

Gingersnap
12-20-2008, 01:09 AM
But I have been such a naughty boy!:cool:

I'm sure that's true but your punishment is simply going to have to take place in a more fluid-friendly and less yarn-intensive environment. We have rules about this sort of thing.

Usually.

PoliCon
12-20-2008, 01:18 AM
I'm sure that's true but your punishment is simply going to have to take place in a more fluid-friendly and less yarn-intensive environment. We have rules about this sort of thing.

Usually.Rules? Rules are for breaking :)