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[Wretched Excess]

makes me head hurt

[patriot45]

Early one morning, late one night,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other.
They drew their swords, then shot one another.
Two deaf cops, who heard the noise,
shot and killed the two dead boys.
Now if you think this tale is tall,
Ask the blind man-he saw it all.