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Speedy
12-24-2008, 03:58 PM
This works best if the Zombies are still fresh and juicey.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Fun/29kz3bl.jpg

Goldwater
12-24-2008, 04:05 PM
Thats so ridiculous it's awesome.

Speedy
12-24-2008, 04:24 PM
This is an awesome anti-hippie weapon. You can shoot them out of the tree they are sitting in, and then saw down the tree with the same weapon.

Spātha
12-24-2008, 06:01 PM
Quewl! Me Likeee!

FlaGator
12-24-2008, 06:58 PM
This is an awesome anti-hippie weapon. You can shoot them out of the tree they are sitting in, and then saw down the tree with the same weapon.

How about saw the tree down and shoot them when the jump?

Speedy
12-24-2008, 07:04 PM
How about saw the tree down and shoot them when the jump?

Well, that would be more sporting.

FlaGator
12-24-2008, 07:13 PM
Well, that would be more sporting.

Think of it as hi-tech skeet shooting.

SarasotaRepub
12-25-2008, 12:45 AM
Thats so ridiculous it's awesome.

LOL!!! My thoughts exactly. :D

expat-pattaya
12-25-2008, 10:45 AM
That is a fine weapon young skywalker. But remember, Zombies in a fresh state splatter a lot so ALWAYS wear your goggles when using your lightsaber/machine/chainsaw. :D

Bubba Dawg
12-25-2008, 02:50 PM
Does it come in a shotgun-saw combination? I like 12 gauge slugs on zombies and buckshot for hippies.

Since I look like a hippie (Long hair, beard, sandals) I always wear a Smith and Wesson or Colt cap, so you cats check the logo before shootin' okay.....!!!!

Sometimes I wear a Ruger cap too.

expat-pattaya
12-25-2008, 11:30 PM
Does it come in a shotgun-saw combination? I like 12 gauge slugs on zombies and buckshot for hippies.

Since I look like a hippie (Long hair, beard, sandals) I always wear a Smith and Wesson or Colt cap, so you cats check the logo before shootin' okay.....!!!!

Sometimes I wear a Ruger cap too.

Yeah, but how do we KNOW it isn't a zombie that was wearing a Colt cap before it went zombie on us?

Can;'t be too careful sometimes :D

Bubba Dawg
12-26-2008, 05:35 PM
Yeah, but how do we KNOW it isn't a zombie that was wearing a Colt cap before it went zombie on us?

Can;'t be too careful sometimes :D

Good Question.

But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

SPANDEX!!!

I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.

Speedy
12-26-2008, 05:58 PM
Good Question.

But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

SPANDEX!!!

I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.

Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.

FlaGator
12-26-2008, 06:29 PM
This works best if the Zombies are still fresh and juicey.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Fun/29kz3bl.jpg


I was wondering, is there a model with a flamer thrower instead of the chain saw? I bet that would be really popular with zombie hunts and people in bad neighborhoods.

BSR
12-26-2008, 08:22 PM
I tried to get my wife to go along with this, but she refused to allow it in the house. :(



http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii320/EVOLV3_2016/Zombies.jpg

Speedy
12-26-2008, 09:02 PM
That is a great idea for my next woodworking project. I will trick up an airsoft M4, place a machete in there and some boxes of .223 Federal

Bubba Dawg
12-26-2008, 10:14 PM
Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.

Too Late. Countermeasures deployed. I feel safer already. :D

Everybody got their zombie plan ready? I think somebody already posted this here, but it's worth another look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1QEUegcz-I

expat-pattaya
12-27-2008, 06:31 AM
Good Question.

But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

SPANDEX!!!

I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.

Dayum. If I see a hippie dude with long hair, a Colt cap, wristband, spandex and looking somewhat zombieish - I'll probablty just laugh myself to death :D

PoliCon
12-27-2008, 10:25 AM
This works best if the Zombies are still fresh and juicey.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/Fun/29kz3bl.jpgWHERE can I get me one of those???? :eek:

PoliCon
12-27-2008, 10:30 AM
Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.:D AMEN!!

PoliCon
12-27-2008, 10:32 AM
I tried to get my wife to go along with this, but she refused to allow it in the house. :(



http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii320/EVOLV3_2016/Zombies.jpg ooo ooo send it to me then! I'll hang it over my bed and she'll like it - if she knows what's good for her ;)

Bubba Dawg
12-27-2008, 04:26 PM
Dayum. If I see a hippie dude with long hair, a Colt cap, wristband, spandex and looking somewhat zombieish - I'll probablty just laugh myself to death :D

You figured out my brilliant strategy....:eek::D