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AHeneen
01-10-2009, 01:58 PM
According to the CDC, a dangerous strain of bird flu is expected to arrive in the US sometime this weekend. Known as giantus footballus, the strain affects Eagles the worst. Expect to see lots of affected Eagles choking this weekend. As with all forms of bird flu, it is fine to laugh at the crippled birds from a distance but it is best to avoid the infected birds as, although they will be weak and slow, they have a tendency to bite when agitated about their sorry condition. :D

Go Giants! :)

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 02:02 PM
According to the CDC, a dangerous strain of bird flu is expected to arrive in the US sometime this weekend. Known as giantus footballus, the strain affects Eagles the worst. Expect to see lots of affected Eagles choking this weekend. As with all forms of bird flu, it is fine to laugh at the crippled birds from a distance but it is best to avoid the infected birds as, although they will be weak and slow, they have a tendency to bite when agitated about their sorry condition. :D

Go Giants! :)

There is a new strain of Douchitis and it effects all Giant players, typical symptoms are not getting good calls from the refs and lucky bounces and most importantly no dropped interceptions for TD's that would have sunk their SB dreams a year before.

AHeneen
01-10-2009, 02:29 PM
There is a new strain of Douchitis and it effects all Giant players, typical symptoms are not getting good calls from the refs and lucky bounces and most importantly no dropped interceptions for TD's that would have sunk their SB dreams a year before.

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 02:41 PM
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.


Please dont be flattered by tomorrow you just be disappointed.

PoliCon
01-10-2009, 02:45 PM
did the eagles lose yet?

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 04:11 PM
did the eagles lose yet?



Na they wont lose till pre-season sorry :(

PoliCon
01-10-2009, 04:25 PM
Na they wont lose after today till pre-season sorry :( fixed it for you.

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 04:29 PM
did the eagles crush my hopes yet again?


fixed :p :cool:

PoliCon
01-10-2009, 04:37 PM
fixed :p :cool:They can't crush my hopes. :p My hopes are not centered around a game. :p

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 04:48 PM
They can't crush my hopes. :p My hopes are not centered around a game. :p

Football hopes bone head. You know if you are a fan of a team if they lose you get upset but if you are a girly man who pretends to like football it wont bother you. Which one are you?

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 04:49 PM
They can't crush my hopes. :p I am a wuss I dont have any hopes. :p


Fixed yet again

PoliCon
01-10-2009, 04:53 PM
Fixed yet againDon't make me get my wife to kick your ass :p

Lars1701a
01-10-2009, 04:55 PM
Don't make me get my wife to kick your ass :p


Promise? The good kind of ass kicking or the bad kind?

Pal I dont have hopes I was married.

PoliCon
01-10-2009, 05:00 PM
Promise? The good kind of ass kicking or the bad kind?

Pal I dont have hopes I was married.the bad kind of course. I'm the only one who gets the good kind. :p