Women 2
My girlfriend said to me the other day ,"Why did God give women cramp pains , and men nothing !!"
I laughed and replied , " Don't be silly , he gave us women."
That's when the...
Women 1
I went to see a therapist and I said, "I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."
He said, "Right. Just pull your pants down for me."
I said, "No."
He said, "You're a woman."
UFO's And Blond Cashiers
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO"...
The Engineer and the management
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're...
Obama bureaucracy left our private...
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